Questions about y'all

[Saphyra Runa]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
Gun show at the fairgrounds. I bought a beautiful handmade Pakistani knife.

2. An interesting person you have met
I meet interesting people every day. Today I met a paraplegic woman who was fascinating.

3. What you would like to do when you get older
HA! I am older. I want to open a clothing store of my own design. I wouldn't mind opening a restaurant or a club.

4. What you would like to learn in the future
Ballroom dancing

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
I was five having my photo taken on a horse. The horse bolted. There is something to be said for adrenaline, my Dad ran the horse down, grabbed it's tail and pulled till it sat down.

6. A person you like to spend time with
Three people I really like to spend time with is my man, Ms Lips and Red.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
Our ancestral castle in England and anywhere East of Indiana by accident till I make it all the way around to home again.

8. A person you would like to meet some day
Tim Curry

9. A person who has influenced your life
A counselor at the treatment center I went to four years ago. He is one of the reasons I stay clean and sober.

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
Shave my head. I have a bumpy, divotity head though.

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Be involved with someone who is physically and mentally abusive

12. An experience which made you laugh
Something so stupid I can only remember that I laughed til I cried and pee'd my pants.

13. An experience which made you cry
Finding out that the man I planned to marry had been having an affair with a co-worker.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
Invest well and share the wealth with my family, friends and people who have made an impact on me.

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
No way do I want that headache.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
I dunno. Surprise me.

17. A special talent you have
I can perdict roulette spins for some people. I wish it worked on myself.

18. A lie you have told more than once
I didn't get the message because my cell phone is wonky.

19. A language you would like to speak
Spanish, Dutch and Russian

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
Being my sister's coach for the birth of my second niece.

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
Novel: Lincoln by Gore Vidal
Movie: The whole MTV Aeon Flux series I got for my birthday

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
All of my Grandparents. I now know I have so much I should have asked them.

23. Something that infuriates you
People who have zero respect for other people's property. Please, let me come to your house and toss my trash in your driveway and spill crap all over your carpet.

24. Something that makes you smile
Cameron. He's ten and such a cheeky little monkey.

25. Five words that describe you
Bitchy, smart ass, inquistive, out-spoken, procastinator

[HumanePain]

Originally Posted by GothPunkRock

I thought only Epiphone did these

Maybe Gibson resells them? Here is what I am referring to:

http://www.gibson.com/products/gibso...icFlyingV.html

[Cicero]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
It's been awhile, but the most recent truly interesting place I went to was Azerbaijan. Baku and Quba to be exact.

2. An interesting person you have met
My new cat Paris is pretty interesting.

3. What you would like to do when you get older
Study veterinary science or medicine, become captain of a pirate ship to attack Japanese whaling ships, save the orangutans from extiction, and perhaps try out that marriage thing.

4. What you would like to learn in the future
Brain surgery.

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
That time when I was face to face with a King Cobra which had coiled itself around a doorhandle was rather frightening. I still don't know to this day why the fuck it spared my life.

6. A person you like to spend time with
That would be my mother.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
Absolutely everywhere. Seriously.

8. A person you would like to meet some day
People you want to meet are most often such a disappointment... Although getting high with Cinema Strange is supposed to be rather fun.

9. A person who has influenced your life
My parents. In every way possible.

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
Fake my own death.

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Being a teenager.

12. An experience which made you laugh
I try to make every experience of mine worthy of a laugh.

13. An experience which made you cry
Being a teenager.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
Build an 18th century galleon and sail away...

... To London. Then go shopping.

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
Resign and declare anarchy. Is that even possible?

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
A chocolate mousse cake would be super.

17. A special talent you have
Judging people too harshly. I'm extreeeemely good at that.

Also sewing. And maths (LAME)

18. A lie you have told more than once
"Hi, how are you?"
"I'm good thanks"

19. A language you would like to speak
Italian, Portuguese, Finnish, Azeri, Swahili, Latin, German... Perhaps everything.

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
Whenever I get to see my family together in the same country.

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
Book: The Quiet American by Graham Greene
Movie: 'Til Human Voices Wake Us

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
Rozz Williams and my grandfather. For the same reasons, too.

23. Something that infuriates you
Whaling, deforestation, consumerism, technology (oh yes), certain arrogant and self righteous bastards, people in general, and the direction modern fashion is taking. Just to name a few.

24. Something that makes you smile
Waking up next to someone I love, be it feline, canine or human.

25. Five words that describe you
Rik from the Young Ones (that's five words, and it's more accurate than any adjectives I could think up)

[Underwater Ophelia]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
My father's house.
2. An interesting person you have met
Drewson.
3. What you would like to do when you get older
Write poetry and pet cats.
4. What you would like to learn in the future
Gynecology.
5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
Nope.
6. A person you like to spend time with
Once again, Drewson.
7. A place you would like to visit in the future
France.
8. A person you would like to meet some day
John Proctor.
9. A person who has influenced your life
My mother.
10. Something you have never done but would like to do
Wear a bustle.
11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Eat potassium chloride.
12. An experience which made you laugh
Seeing this kid make a fool of himself in choir.
13. An experience which made you cry
Being away for so long.
14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
Charity, house, school.
15. What you would do if you were President of your country
A lot, don't feel like getting into it.
16. A gift you would like someone to give you
A ring.
17. A special talent you have
Guessing.
18. A lie you have told more than once
What I think about myself.
19. A language you would like to speak
Japanese.
20. A very meaningful moment in your life
When Drewson told me I was wrong.
21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
Marie Antoinette.
22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
I wouldn't do that.
23. Something that infuriates you
Jerks telling me things they don't know shit about.
24. Something that makes you smile
Candy.
25. Five words that describe you
Childish, creative, calculating, over-thinking, and scrumtrelescent.

[badteccy]

Originally Posted by Haunted House

I read this wrong. I don't really know the answer. I don't like getting gifts. For some reason, no matter what it is, it makes me uncomfortable.

Hmm..what about the gift of sexual intercourse?

[sekhmet]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
My own Mind.

2. An interesting person you have met
I have not met that many interesting people.

3. What you would like to do when you get older
I would like to be a horse breeder.

4. What you would like to learn in the future
How to sew my own clothes.

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
I was in a bad snow storm in a small car with bald tires. We spun out a few times and almost went over the edge of a very steep hill. Scared the crap out of me.

6. A person you like to spend time with
I can't think of anyone that I Know, but if my horse Bjalli counts as a person then him.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
Iceland

8. A person you would like to meet some day
My future husband.

9. A person who has influenced your life
My middleschool's school psychologist. Man that woman Fu*ked me up! Man I would like to put my big black boot up her butt.

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
Go to disneyland.

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Have the flu and bronchitis at the same time.

12. An experience which made you laugh
I was at the pet store and saw 2 male guinea pigs, guinea pig #1 was humping #2's head.



13. An experience which made you cry
Seeing a racoon that had been hit by a car on the side of the road, the racoon was not quite dead and was twitching. I felt so bad for it.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
Buy lots of land a build my dream house and stable.

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
Hand over power to sombody who was qualified.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
A Dodge viper would be nice!

17. A special talent you have
I can belch louder than anyone in my family.

18. A lie you have told more than once
No, nothing is bothering me, I feel fine.

19. A language you would like to speak
German, Icelandic, Russian

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
I,ll Have to get back to you on that one.

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
(book) Freak show, Editied by F. Paul Wilson (movie) Mirrormask

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
EEK zombies! No thanks.

23. Something that infuriates you
Wal-Mart

24. Something that makes you smile
Bjalli

25. Five words that describe you
Funny, Shy, Bored, artistic, Pagan

[HumanePain]

Originally Posted by badteccy

Hmm..what about the gift of sexual intercourse?

::SPLOOSH!!!::

::Turns off firehose::

[prophecyofdoom]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
Gilette Castle, last summer......I was salivating over the sight of so many antique books.

2. An interesting person you have met
My Granduncle, who died just over two years ago....he was such a character. Everyone in the community knew him. He was frequently obnoxious and crass. He liked to bring little presents to all the children, with little bits of money hidden inside. His favorite pass-time was drinking and playing piano in the local taverns. He was surly, loud, and insulting. There were several needy families that he bought groceries for on a weekly basis. He would also buy them furnature. Every Saturday, from the time I was nine years old until I was a teenager, he picked me up at eight in the morning to go to flea-markets, tag-sales, beaches, resturants, or some other amusement. He frequently burst into witty little song, and came out with snappy one-liners. He taught me how to make sausage patties. When I was fourteen, he heard I'd gotten my first motorcycle jacked as a gift from a boyfriend, and he grabbed me by the shoulders, lifted me off my feet, and shook me violently, demanding to know "what I had done" to get it. My mother kept screaming all kinds of assurances that I had done nothing dishonerable before he would put me down.

3. What you would like to do when you get older
I would like to be Angelina Jolie, but I'd sacrifice that to make sure my children are well and safe. I would, however, like to be in a movie at least once. It needn't be a good movie or anything.

4. What you would like to learn in the future
As much as possible.

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
Seeing my mother get beat up.

6. A person you like to spend time with
The Peanut- my two year old.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
Ireland

8. A person you would like to meet some day
The fictional character Doctor Who.

9. A person who has influenced your life
A man named Smitty who gave me a ride around the beach on his motorcycle when I was four years old.

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
Backpack around Europe.

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Drink until I pass out/throw up/end up in bed with someone inappropriate. I stop when I've reached a certian limit now.

12. An experience which made you laugh
Camping with friends, The Peanut fell off a picnic bench, and he said "oh shit!".

13. An experience which made you cry
When my friend Jerry died.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
One million? Put it in the bank, not touch it, not tell anyone I had it, live off the interest. Ah, but if I had unlimited money, I'd take my children and go live in a mansion on a beautiful estate with a water fountain and an indoor swimming pool and a maze of gardens and acres of woodland. And a team of servants. I would host parties frequently. I would travel the world and write books and have many, many adventures. When I got too old for that I would sit in my house and paint.

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
Clean up the mess that is the federal spending budget. Make sure everyone had health care coverage.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
Friendship and loyalty.

17. A special talent you have
I can act.

18. A lie you have told more than once
"I'm fine".

19. A language you would like to speak
I can speak French and Spanish, and I would like to speak them better. I'd also like to learn Japanese.

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
The birth of my first child.

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
Doctor Who- The Resurrection Casket/Higlander Series 4 Disc 1

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
My friend Jerry who died last year- for purely selfish reasons- I wish I could've spent more time with him. I'm sure he had a complete and filling life and died in peace, but, fuck, he was young and I never expected that he was going to die so suddenly. If I had known I would have called him or gone to see him every fucking day.

23. Something that infuriates you
Brutal, evil people. Cruelty to animals, children, nursing mothers, and the elderly. The father of my children.

24. Something that makes you smile
My children + animals.

25. Five words that describe you
1. Passionate 2. Spitfire 3. Adventureous 4. Vigilent 5. Capable

[BlackButterfly]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
My anime convention (it's heaven for me, if only for a weekend)

2. An interesting person you have met
surprisingly, a Paris Hilton clone and her friend

3. What you would like to do when you get older
Own a house (yeah, I know... how mundane... but I need my own place to sew)

4. What you would like to learn in the future
How to shake that awful procrastination habit of mine.

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
I almost died. It was a lonely feeling in the darkness between life and death...

6. A person you like to spend time with
Hmmm... you got me there...Can't think of anyone in particular...

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
Near future? Japan, hands down!

8. A person you would like to meet some day
See response to #6

9. A person who has influenced your life
My grandpa... he taught me to look at people differently

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
Take a kendo class, travel outside the country, shave my head...

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Stand in a line (without sitting) for three hours... and do a costume with over 100 1/4-inch eyelets with a hand tool.

12. An experience which made you laugh
I laugh every day.

13. An experience which made you cry
My neighbors stole my favorite pet when they moved away.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
Probably spend it all on anime...

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
Have the whole works firebombed... I don't know! I wouldn't want to be president!

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
An all-expense paid trip around the world (and enough vacation time to do it)!

17. A special talent you have
If I watch someone make something, or look at certain things long enough, I can break it down and remake it. I can also put things together without instructions if given enough time.

18. A lie you have told more than once
"Oh, nothing."

19. A language you would like to speak
Japanese (fluently). Right now I know a tiny bit, but I suck at it.

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
When that tall guy asked me did I want to live or die, I decided I wanted to live.

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
Escaflowne: the Movie

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
Bruce Lee.

23. Something that infuriates you
People who lie just to hear themselves lie.

24. Something that makes you smile
Anything little

25. Five words that describe you
Smiling, observative, friendly, distant, quirky

[Saddiction]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
I haven't really been anywhere interesting. I was in Houston recently, but it didn't really interest me.

2. An interesting person you have met
My friend Silver. She's one of the most interesting people I've ever met.

3. What you would like to do when you get older
I would love to travel.

4. What you would like to learn in the future
Probably a bit of programming and another spoken language

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
The day a tornado hit our city.

6. A person you like to spend time with
My boyfriend. I also like to spend time with my mom since I don't see her much anymore.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
Egypt, but I'll probably end up going to Japan first. I'd also love to see Prauge.

8. A person you would like to meet some day
*shrug* someone worthwhile.

9. A person who has influenced your life
Close friends and family

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
Scuba dive. I think that would be pretty fun.

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Work in a IT help desk.

12. An experience which made you laugh
My recent trip to Drumheller.

13. An experience which made you cry
A mood swing.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
I'd probably invest 3/4 of it and continue on as I am.

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
I dunno. Probably lots of terrible things. It's best that I'm not given power.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
A new pair of New Rock boots.

17. A special talent you have
I don't have any special talents. I'm rather average.

18. A lie you have told more than once
Nothing is wrong, I'm just tired.

19. A language you would like to speak
German

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
The moment my world came crashing down on me, was the moment my life turned around for the better.

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
My Neighbour Totoro. Starring a freaky cat bus!

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
*draws a blank*

23. Something that infuriates you
People who chew food or gum with their mouths open.

24. Something that makes you smile
When people are genuinly nice to me, my bf, my kittens, etc

25. Five words that describe you
aggressive, intolerant, impatient, meticulous, genuine

[eternalcrimson]

Originally Posted by eternalcrimson

16. A gift you would like someone to give you

A custom made outfit (If a guy did that for me I’d be putty in his hands).

oops. Damn my dyslexia!

I thought that said…
16. A gift you would like somone to give to you

My bad. Let me do that over.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you

My affections and tenderness. I want to make the world feel loved.

[Corpsey]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
NZCOPA. It is haunted and full of insane people living their lives in different characters every day.

2. An interesting person you have met
My friend Jeremy. He's about as emo as they come but he's one of my best mates and turns any boring situation into an enjoyable and usually mescaline situation.

3. What you would like to do when you get older
Live life in a decent house with a gorgeous place in Japan or somewhere in Asia where it often rains and I can read books and eat delicious foods.

4. What you would like to learn in the future
German and how to walk on my hands.

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
I saw a big drunk poor african trying to break into my car to **** my sister. Fucked up. Never go to the yellow brick road in Maputo unless you are black as night.

6. A person you like to spend time with
Rebecca or Arndt.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
Korea/Germany/France.

8. A person you would like to meet some day
Sam Neil.

9. A person who has influenced your life
My father.

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
To use a Delta wing to fly from the North Island to the South Island.

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Go to Mocambique. Fuck that.

12. An experience which made you laugh
My friend's 15th birthday party.

13. An experience which made you cry
My ex joining the army and my father having more contact with her than I ever did.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
Learn German, see the world.

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
Make myself the Prime Minister of that country.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
Chocolate. I haven't been given chocolate by someome for too long.

17. A special talent you have
I can put both my feet behind my head and dive to depths of roughly 40ft without any equipment to assist me.

18. A lie you have told more than once
That I was happy when I was miserable.

19. A language you would like to speak
GERMAN.

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
When I moved to Porirua.

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
Dune.

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
Yura.

23. Something that infuriates you
Hunger.

24. Something that makes you smile
The feeling of hunger disipating.

25. Five words that describe you
That uniquely anachronistic fool, Corpsey.

[erotomaniac87]

Originally Posted by eternalcrimson

oops. Damn my dyslexia!

I thought that said…
16. A gift you would like somone to give to you

My bad. Let me do that over.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you

My affections and tenderness. I want to make the world feel loved.

Crimson, you did read the question correctly. What you initially thought the question meant is exactly what the question means.

Ok, that sounded kind of weird, but I hope you understood what I tried to say.

[eternalcrimson]

Originally Posted by erotomaniac87

Crimson, you did read the question correctly. What you initially thought the question meant is exactly what the question means.

Ok, that sounded kind of weird, but I hope you understood what I tried to say.

It’s moments like these when I wish I can go back and delete my post.

Why only 5 minutes? In every other message board I’ve been on you can edit or delete your post whenever you want.

The sad thing is I know I am intelligent and yet this is not the first time I’ve done this here <Puts hands on head in frustration>.

[erotomaniac87]

I know, they should definitely give us more time to edit our posts. I feel extremely bugged by the fact that I can't make any changes or corrections to what I've written after detecting careless grammatical errors. *grr* Anyway, don't feel too bad about it. It was crearly a silly misunderstanding.

[DarkGentleman]

Originally Posted by erotomaniac87

4. What you would like to learn in the future?
How to sew.

Mmmmmm, I could teach ya, if you didn't live sooooo far away.

[heretoday_gonetomorrow]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently- Haven't been much of anywhere recently.

2. An interesting person you have met- A girl that sits next to me in my Art History class at school.

3. What you would like to do when you get older- Publish a book, it's been my dream ever since I was a little kid.

4. What you would like to learn in the future- Anything and everthing, I'm always looking to gain more knowledge.

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young- The fights my mom and my older sister would have...I always got so scared when they kicked things and screamed and cried, whenever my mom left during one of those episodes I was afraid she wouldn't come back. And the time my sisters got in a fight on the way home from church, one of them tried to jump out of the car.

6. A person you like to spend time with- No one in particular, but I like spending time with my friends.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future- Ireland.

8. A person you would like to meet some day- No one that comes to mind, but I've always liked meeting new people.

9. A person who has influenced your life- My 5th grade teacher Ms. Elliott, she taught me to be strong and think for myself, when I was so scared and week.

10. Something you have never done but would like to do- Travel outside the country.

11. Something you have done but never want to do again- I never again want to a psycho suicidal person.

12. An experience which made you laugh- I wore this old hand-me-down skirt to school that I had cut up, my crazy modifications made it look pretty good, but it sure as hell didn't look like I'd got it at a store. Well, a random person stopped me in the hallway and asked where I got it...I laugh about that every time I wear it.

13. An experience which made you cry- Two years ago at Christmas, when I was opening presents, and my family discovered something about me that ruined the whole day for them, I felt like such a self-centered idiot.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars- No idea...

15. What you would do if you were President of your country- Resign.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you- Nothing.

17. A special talent you have- I can write and draw pretty good.

18. A lie you have told more than once- "Yeah mom, I've got my bands on my braces."

19. A language you would like to speak- German, I'm taking German at school...but I'm not so good at it.

20. A very meaningful moment in your life- The day I decided I was going to stop feeling sorry for myself and do something with my life.

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched- Novel-1984 Movie-Mirrormask

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life- My Grandpa...

23. Something that infuriates you- When my mom jumps to conclusions.

24. Something that makes you smile- My little brother.

25. Five words that describe you- Understanding, determined, crazy, happy, indecisive

[Tismine]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
An old book shop
2. An interesting person you have met
Haven't met anyone recently.
3. What you would like to do when you get older
Forensics, and to travel.
4. What you would like to learn in the future
More languages.
5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
I've never tuly been frightened..the most traumatic one I'd prefer not to say, but lets see; almost got run over by a car, almost fell into the Grand Canyon, almost got kidnapped, was in the hospital for a week because they thought I had a brain tumor. On that last one, I had to get 14 spinal taps. 14. That was when they found out I was immune to anesthetics. They just made me hallucinate. That was interesting. Me, screaming in pain, and seeing a pink wolf. >_<
6. A person you like to spend time with
No one.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
The world. Everywhere. It's too hard to choose.

8. A person you would like to meet some day
I can't think of anyone..

9. A person who has influenced your life
My father.

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
Go spelunking

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Got arrested at an airport.

12. An experience which made you laugh
My school's Cirque production.

13. An experience which made you cry
Anytime I'm with my father, because he scares me. Other than that, I don't cry.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
Roll in it.

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
Give it to someone who knew what they were doing

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
The second volume to a huge pastry book I own

17. A special talent you have
Cooking. I also have really good aim with a gun.

18. A lie you have told more than once
"Of course I'm fine."

19. A language you would like to speak
Oh, my, such a diverse response. Japanese, Mandarin, Italian, German, French, and Arabic.

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
When my father sold my Horse.

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
White Oleander

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
3 people. My grandparents

23. Something that infuriates you
Hypocrisy

24. Something that makes you smile
New books

25. Five words that describe you
Human
Intelligent
Split
Damaged
Perky




Oh, dear, my answers are always so very boring. I always get quite brief.

[Godslayer Jillian]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
The inside of a microwave.

2. An interesting person you have met
A hippie leprechaun.

3. What you would like to do when you get older
Eat a holy cow.

4. What you would like to learn in the future
How to nuke whales in forty two easy steps.

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
A chap stick hit on me.

6. A person you like to spend time with
My left sock.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
A catholic girl's skirt.

8. A person you would like to meet some day
Peter Griffin.

9. A person who has influenced your life
The cookie monster.

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
Yell at an alien probing a sheep.

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Breath chile.

12. An experience which made you laugh
A dead guy was holding an apple.

13. An experience which made you cry
Q-tips shortage.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
Wipe myself with silk.

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
Fight the axis of evil.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
Her eyeball.

17. A special talent you have
I have the innate luck to have girls talking to me in the most tempting positions.

18. A lie you have told more than once
I have prostate cancer.

19. A language you would like to speak
Squirrel noises.

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
When I saw the back of my head.

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
One where alien giant ducks turn people into bags of tea.

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
Jesus. I want him to try underwear.

23. Something that infuriates you
You know when you bump into someone and then you move to the right but he moves that direction, and you move again and they move, and you do it like 42 times, but then you get bored so you take your knife out and stab him, but he has lemon juice instead of blood, and it falls into your eyes which were recently sandpapered because it's the trendiest thing to do, so you become blind and have to grope your way around, and you grope a massive set of knockers but then you grope your way down and you also find an erect penis?
Yeah, I hate that.

24. Something that makes you smile
You know when you see someone bump into someone and then he moves to the right but the other guy moves that direction, and he moves again and they move, and they do it like 42 times, but then one gets bored so he takes his knife out and stabs him, but he had lemon juice instead of blood, and it falls into the guy's eyes which were recently sandpapered because it's the trendiest thing to do, so he become blind and has to grope his way around, and he gropesa massive set of knockers but then he gropes his way down and he also finds an erect penis?
Yeah, I love seeing that.

25. Five words that describe you
God.
Kitten.
Soap Box.
Qzo$
*insert Batman symbol*

[HumanePain]

Ah thank you Lord Jillian for reminding me not to take life so fecking seriously.
That was the first laugh I had all day. Especially when I was trying to figure out if you intended to wrap yourself in silk, or really did mean to wipe yourself with silk, as a very expensive toilet paper. O_o

[Cyntrox]

Gave me the first giggle of the day too... But then of course, it's 4 AM.

[MollyMac]

Sure

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
the mausoleum on Hanley

2. An interesting person you have met
Maddie th ecoolest kid ever

3. What you would like to do when you get older
grow younger

4. What you would like to learn in the future
stratspey

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
locked in a closet for a long time by my brothe, spiders crawling on me

6. A person you like to spend time with
Matty the piper, Maddie the dancer, and Ed the hubby

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
Nova Scotia

8. A person you would like to meet some day
future me. I'll have a sexy scar, I bet.

9. A person who has influenced your life
Sandy, my dance instrustor and Paula my art history professor

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
fail.

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
heroin

12. An experience which made you laugh
losing my top while dancing

13. An experience which made you cry
getting both feet swept and broken in a bitch of a soccer match

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
give 40% to the government

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
make monkey faces and throw my shit at other nations

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
peace and quiet

17. A special talent you have
dance and drawing

18. A lie you have told more than once
that I am from Wisconsin. (long story short, my "accent" isn't. It is an overcomopensation for a speech impediment, but I get sick of telling people that)

19. A language you would like to speak
unaccented English and Scots Gaelic

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
the wedding day fight with the penguins

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
Reading Blackbird House by Alice Hoffman

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
Depends on the level of decomposition

23. Something that infuriates you
people that buy into the medis and then bitch about it

24. Something that makes you smile
my kitties

25. Five words that describe you
I am just kinda here

[Subphonic]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
Recently? Nowhere, sadly.

2. An interesting person you have met
People, not a forte of mine...

3. What you would like to do when you get older
Photography, music (bass guitar and/or production) or be a syndicated cartoonist.

4. What you would like to learn in the future
Welding, Italian, more bass theory, wine-making and countless others

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
Thinking I would have to choose between my parents during their divorce.

6. A person you like to spend time with
Depends very much on my mood, my other half or my closest friend but just me most of the time.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
immediate future, Italy, Ireland (Cork and Kerry where my roots are apparently)

8. A person you would like to meet some day
Jason McRoy (R.I.P.) Hendrix (R.I.P.) dammit, theres a pattern emerging here...

9. A person who has influenced your life
Mum, Dad and Sister obviously. My Grandfather, which is odd as I'm now 'estranged' (hate that word) from him and he's currently dying, but back in the day he taught me so much.

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
24hr Enduro (MTB)

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Weed

12. An experience which made you laugh
Most of what I see, people taking life so seriously makes me laugh.

13. An experience which made you cry
Too many to count, those please send money slots on comic relief...I can't watch those.

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
Stick it in a high interest account, live off the interest. Buy a decent bike and bass amp.

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
Retire, work the inevitable 'lecture/book writing' circuit for a year then...see Q14.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
A mini, NOT a BMW mini, a proper one.

17. A special talent you have
Wine-disposal and erm...

18. A lie you have told more than once
"No, honestly, I'm fine"

19. A language you would like to speak
Italian, Gaelic, Japanese.

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
When my dad took the stabalisers off my bike and I realised I was doing it all myself (I then crashed of course, but it meant a lot)

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
Book: Black Angel by Graham Masterton, it's ok. Before that 'Shadowplay' by Tad Williams my favourite author, waited 3 years for that book!
Movie: Fearless, excellent but made me cry.

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
No-one really, I'd probably sell that wish to the highest bidder then...see Q14

23. Something that infuriates you
Human stupidity, the value people place on things that will last a tiny fraction of a life-time, be it fashion or an argument or a nouveau-cuisine meal or anything else insignificant.

24. Something that makes you smile
Flowing singletrack (MTB) or finding a nice groove on bass.

25. Five words that describe you
Quiet, Moody, Rhythmical, Creative, Distracted.

[Miss[T]]

1. An interesting place you have been to recently
Grand Canyon, and I'll never go back.

2. An interesting person you have met
Well I re-met my cousins.

3. What you would like to do when you get older
I don't know exactly.

4. What you would like to learn in the future
How to make someone like me =P

5. A frightening experience you had when you were young
My mom almost kicked me out of the house when I was 6.

6. A person you like to spend time with
A old best friend.

7. A place you would like to visit in the future
Japan, or Uk

8. A person you would like to meet some day
No one in really.

9. A person who has influenced your life
Keifer. (Old friend once again.)

10. Something you have never done but would like to do
Flash a total stranger.

11. Something you have done but never want to do again
Kiss a girl, I think

12. An experience which made you laugh
Nothing I'm going to admit.

13. An experience which made you cry
Hmmmmm, way to many

14. What you would do if you had a million dollars
Give it away most likely.

15. What you would do if you were President of your country
Stop the gosh darn war.

16. A gift you would like someone to give you
Love

17. A special talent you have
I can twist my arm all the way around.

18. A lie you have told more than once
I was doing something but acually on the internet.

19. A language you would like to speak
Japanese

20. A very meaningful moment in your life
Meeting Jessie. (My best friend.)

21.The most recent novel you read/movie you watched
Meet the Robisons, as sad as that is.

22. Someone you would like to bring back to life
I don't know.

23. Something that infuriates you
Preps. (Aka people who think their better then everyone.)

24. Something that makes you smile
A boy.

25. Five words that describe you
Shy, Moody, head-over-heels (one word. =P), inteligant, abused