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Old 10-03-2011, 09:11 PM   #1
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Arrow Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?

I am writing to proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ the only begotten son of God, and to tell you about the prayer of salvation. For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him should not perish but have ever lasting life. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. You are saved by grace threw faith not by works. Jesus was the la...mb of God, he died on the cross for you.

Now Jesus had to die for your sin because God says in his word that without the shedding of blood there is no remission for sin, which means there is no forgiveness for sin without the shedding of blood. Jesus was born of a virgin, and lived a sinless life, and did many mighty miracles. He healed many people, and done many good works. Sin is what separates us from God, it is lying, stealing, murdering, anything that breaks the law of God. Jesus died for your sin so that if you believe in him you won't have to go to hell when you die, but will have eternal life in heaven.

Now Jesus died, and was buried in a tomb, but was rose from the dead by God the father on the third day. After being rose from the dead Jesus walked the earth, and preached for 40 days, then he ascended up into heaven to sit on the right hand of God the father. Now That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
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Now please everyone who want to go to heaven pray with me by using your mouth and speaking pray this with me. Please Pray ( dear Jesus I believe that you died on the Cross from my sins, I acknowledge that I am a sinner, and I know I can't save myself. I ask you to come into my heart, and save me, and forgive me of my sins. I confess that Jesus Christ is the Lord, I repent of my sin. I accept you as my Lord, and savior I call upon your name Lord Jesus amen) Remember Jesus loves you!!

Now if you prayed this prayer, said it out aloud, and believed in Jesus. you are saved, which means you going to heaven.

Also remember Jesus's commandment which is Gods new law, which is love thy neighbor as thyself, and love God with all thy heart, love everybody. Love is what God requires. Also salvation is permanent you can't ever loose it ever not even if you sin, or because of sin. Also it doesn't matter how bad, or good you are, you can't get into heaven by being a good person, or by trying to be good, for the bible which is Gods word gave to men to write, says that all have sinned, and that there is none good, but God.

So will you pray the prayer of salvation????????????
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Old 12-02-2011, 12:03 PM   #2
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Now please everyone who want to go to heaven pray with me by using your mouth...
What about the toeses? They want to pray too!!
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Old 12-06-2011, 01:53 PM   #3
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I guess its just you and me on this thread pothead.

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Now Jesus had to die for your sin because God says in his word that without the shedding of blood there is no remission for sin...
It seems to me that the shedding of blood is a common motif in christian history. What do you think?
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Old 12-06-2011, 06:37 PM   #4
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Funny how many of these threads he's made and not one taker.

It's a sign! And Pothead is a false prophet. He made that crystal clear on the thread in "Whining".
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Old 12-06-2011, 06:45 PM   #5
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I always enjoy the threads by pothead. Mostly I just like people's comments about the whole thing.
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Old 12-06-2011, 07:15 PM   #6
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NEVAR!!!!

Also "God, it is lying, stealing, murdering, anything that breaks the law of God."
God is a hypocrite...

"then he ascended up into heaven to sit on the right hand of God the father." < In America we call this pedophilia.

"Gods new law, which is love thy neighbor as thyself, and love God with all thy heart, love everybody." < even Hitler and Kevin Bacon... I refuse.
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Old 12-06-2011, 07:51 PM   #7
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Dude, it's nice to see you back.
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Old 12-06-2011, 11:31 PM   #8
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I always enjoy the threads by pothead. Mostly I just like people's comments about the whole thing.
Indeed! It is amusing.
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Old 08-29-2012, 05:10 PM   #9
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Oh, but I like Jesus, he seemed a very nice guy, a free "love and peace" soul who never hurt a fly.

No, you, Sir, you hurt my neurons with so many bullshit.

I don't fucking pray to a dead, awsome though, but dead guy. I just think he was awsome, loving eneryone has to be about the hardest thing to do. So why don't you love us just the way we are? Huh? A little les praying and a little more spreading the looove
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Old 09-03-2012, 01:08 AM   #10
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Oh, but I like Jesus, he seemed a very nice guy, a free "love and peace" soul who never hurt a fly.

No, you, Sir, you hurt my neurons with so many bullshit.

I don't fucking pray to a dead, awsome though, but dead guy. I just think he was awsome, loving eneryone has to be about the hardest thing to do. So why don't you love us just the way we are? Huh? A little less praying and a little more spreading the looove
Sorry, I didn't know the guy was a troll!
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Old 09-03-2012, 03:07 AM   #11
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Sorry, I didn't know the guy was a troll!
Jesus was a troll?
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Old 09-03-2012, 03:10 AM   #12
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Jesus was a troll?
Hahahaha, I sure hope he wasn't, or maybe it would've been a lotbetter if he was...?

But anyway, I meant pothead.
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