Your Last Words..........

[Valrys]

Hmm, I'd quite like to say something funny on my deathbed, and this is quite apt:

"Don't worry, I'll respawn at the end of the round"

or of course, if I die in a gun battle (which would probably be a good way to go, adrenaline and all that)

"Ah, those bastards couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

[Drake Dun]

Lol. Some of the responses in this thread are freaking classic. How about this one?

"Oh yeah?! What are you going to do about it?"

Drake

[Cyntrox]

"Don't worry! I've done this a thousand times before!"

[Cyntrox]

Originally Posted by Tismine

My 9 year old phrase: "If I were to close my eyes right now, would you open yours to the world?"

o.O

What a poetic 9 year old...

[psyches_reflection]

Originally Posted by Morrigan_Dubh

That's a great little story

By the way, how is the Guinness in Liverpool? Is it brewed locally? Guinness doesn't travel well, I've found.

No, our Guinness is imported too. The only thing brewed in Liverpool is Cains, which isn't too bad. However, Guinness is brewed not far from Dublin I think, so it doesn't have far to travel to get here! Love the stuff.

[prophecyofdoom]

Mmmm, Guinness.....

Right now, if I knew death was imminent, I'd shout, "Slubby I love you!"

[Aaroneet]

May the skies weep for me.

[Jarl]

My last words will likely be "Who drank the rest of my vodka?!" As it's usually what I say before passing out... even when I'm not drinking vodka... in fact, I've only drank vodka once. *prefers bourbon*

[biohazard]

If I die how I want to die (a gunshot), I would probably say "Your time will come too, bastard" to the person who is about shoot me.
If I die of a disease and my family is around, I would thank them for everything they have done, and tell them how much I love them.

[dreamydancer]

"You haven't heard the last of me!!"

[Aaroneet]

"I only needed five more posts..."

[YourBlackDahlia]

everytime that I have ever taken one of those online tests to see how I'll die it always says that a jealous -ex lover with murder me. So if that happens then the words out of my mouth would most likely be, "oh shit" or if its my most recent -ex then something like, "this is what you wanted? High water, hells fire...here I come..."

[Lapin]

Originally Posted by BlackButterfly

::giggling uncontrollably::

Me too! I had my head electrocuted once when I was washing my hair in the sink! (My sister left the curling iron plugged in and it fell in)

I've been electrocuted too. *giggles as well* Actually, it felt fantastic. Now I keep getting those joke pens and buzzing myself. It makes me laugh and it feels like my brain has been doused in Jolt Cola.

(Looks above) You know, I sound a liiiiiiiiiitle bit mental there.

(I promise, I'm sane)

When I die, it'll probably be because I did something dumb. So I'll probably say: "Oopsie."

[Canem]

"You better cremate me, I just wont die if you make me worm food."

[Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae]

What about: "Oh, no. Not AGAIN"

[Aaroneet]

"And the secret to eternal life is..."

[Your Darkest Secret]

"Hasta la vista, baby."

or the immortal

"I'll be back."

[Beneath the Shadows]

Chances are I'd get murdered, so my last words would probably be "Piss off, you cunt!"

[Your Darkest Secret]

"Hey, what do you think you're doing with that lightning rod?"

[Methadrine]

"Hey, there IS a light at the end of the tunnel! ...but why is it moving fast towards me?"

[Your Darkest Secret]

"So what does this thing do?"