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Old 05-13-2011, 12:11 PM   #1
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Bin Laden hideout had extensive porn stash, officials say

Bin Laden hideout had extensive porn stash, officials say

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May 13, 2011 2:12 PM

We already know that Osama bin Laden kept journals and watched television reports about himself while hiding in a compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan before he was killed in U.S. military operation May 1. It turns out he might have been building his porn collection, too.

U.S. officials say a "fairly extensive" stash of pornography was recovered from the former al Qaeda leader's compound, Reuters first reported Friday.

The pornography "consists of modern, electronically recorded video," Reuters reported, citing current and former officials.

But the officials said they did not know where in the compound the materials were found. They might not have belonged to -- or been viewed by -- bin Laden himself.
I don't know if I believe it or not, but I found one of the comments on CBS's Facebook posting to be humorous:
'I Was a Prisoner in the Great Satan's Lesbian Hottie Prison' was a particular favorite. Also popular was 'Debbie Does Crusaders.'
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:24 PM   #2
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Colbert's remark on it was hysterical.

I'd really like to see what he had all up in there.

DEBBIE DOES CRUSADERS?! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:17 PM   #3
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This is may sound immature, but I laughed my ass off after seeing this... It's just funny for some reason...

I have a feeling my boyfriend would die of laughter, he hates bin Laden ever so much!
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Old 05-21-2011, 03:17 PM   #4
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And this comes as a surprise? Most men have a porn stash hidden somewhere, don't they?
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Old 05-21-2011, 06:30 PM   #5
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I wonder if he ever got semen on his beard...
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Old 05-21-2011, 06:48 PM   #6
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I don't think this is worthy of being news. It seems pretty fucking normal to me. But if it makes America's dick any harder, whatever.
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Old 05-21-2011, 08:14 PM   #7
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I don't think this is worthy of being news. It seems pretty fucking normal to me. But if it makes America's dick any harder, whatever.
Well you have to remember, one of the reasons he cited for doing 9/11 was because he claimed we're horrible for all the porn we look at.
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:19 PM   #8
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Every major US news station did a whole bit not only on his pr0n, but all of the 'western' products he was using. It was an obvious attempt to try and taint his image. They did 20 minutes on the fact he dyed his beard with Just For Men. I'm not saying he did or didn't have a pr0n stash, but it would seem since the CIA ran this mission that this could be an obvious attempt to try and kill his memory by dragging his character through the mud in the Muslim world. This includes the pot plants and other drugs they claim to have found as well.
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Old 05-22-2011, 05:59 AM   #9
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Well you have to remember, one of the reasons he cited for doing 9/11 was because he claimed we're horrible for all the porn we look at.
Apparently it wasn't religious enough for him.
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Old 05-22-2011, 11:05 AM   #10
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Apparently it wasn't religious enough for him.
Yeah, our pr0nstars don't have those sexy ass burkas.
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Old 05-24-2011, 09:22 AM   #11
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One more reason for me to avoid making the 10 most wanted list... I can imagine the headlines.
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Old 05-24-2011, 09:38 AM   #12
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Hey, apparently he didn't have the internet... What chu gon' do if you hafta bash one out ?
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Old 05-24-2011, 09:42 AM   #13
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inorite? Poor guy...
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