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Old 12-11-2005, 12:51 AM   #3951
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What the hell did i do this time?!?I have to reintroduce myself??
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:53 AM   #3952
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Haha tricked you I said that :P
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Josh, just go do the damn intro....
Thank you my dear...I'm bad about not letting things drop.

NEVER GIVE UP!

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Old 12-11-2005, 12:54 AM   #3954
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I will do as you wish and go reintroduce me self..Nice trick kevin...:P
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:56 AM   #3955
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Goodnight Medic, DA, Trashed, and Autumn.

I'm off to browse my DArt account. I might be back later.
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Night sweetie! Wonderful chattin' with ya!
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Don't let the evil bed bugs bite!I got bit by one the other day and that sucker got hurt..
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Guess I'm off to join my own snoring bed bug.

Later guys!
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Later...Sam as what i said..Don't let that bed bug bite..Unless you liek to get bit then go ahead.
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:13 PM   #3960
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Since this is the RANDOMNESS thread...

I used to have a vibrator with a rabbit on it....

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The one with the rotating pearls inside the shaft? I got one of those ... my girlfriend loves it.

You don't have it anymore? What did you upgrade to?

(Readying for future shopping trip.)
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:21 PM   #3961
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I was wondering why 'dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends in 'mt'
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Old 12-11-2005, 12:25 PM   #3962
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My ex named his Richard. (his...uh...not vibrator)

And one of the guys I work with calls his Pedro.
I guess that beats "Mr. Happy."

I always liked referring to mine by the coarser slang names: d*ck or c*ck. Plus I always like to hear a woman talk dirty, and "Can I play with Doctor Winkie?" just wouldn't get it with me. (made up example)

One of my first clues my ex and I weren't very sexually compatible ... she called hers "Pump Kin" - too cutsie for me.
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Old 12-11-2005, 07:55 PM   #3963
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This was one of the most random things that has ever happened to me:

Last night a girlfriend invited me to go get stoned with her at boyfriends house. So, of course, I say yes.

We get there and get stoned in the living room. All the sudden my girlfriend and her boyfriend start to have sex on the couch that is like two feet from where I am sitting!

I didn't know what to do. So, I sat there and kind of watched TV and them at the same time. What can I say, I've never watched people have sex before in real life.

It was frickin' nuts man. I felt very awkward!





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Old 12-11-2005, 08:18 PM   #3964
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ha! i think i can almost top that one.

once when i was in high school, i was spending the night at my friend's house and we were hanging out in her bedroom. her boyfriend came over & snuck in the window. (her mom couldn't stand him.) well, after a bit, it was evident that they were about to get it on. however, i couldn't leave the room. her mom was home & very much awake, so it would have looked odd for me to be visiting my friend then go hang out in the living room by myself.

well, they cranked the music up and i sat on the floor with my back to them while i played super mario brothers. so, i'm sitting there, listening to the awkward noises that teenagers tend to make while getting busy, and i just started laughing and uhhh mocking them and adding commentary.... which is what i tend to do in awkward situations. and when i started laughing, she started laughing. of course, that really shattered his ego a bit. never once did i turn around, though. that would have been.... ew.


needless to say, i preferred the option of sleeping on the cold, wood floor (it was winter time) as opposed to sleeping in that bed.
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Old 12-11-2005, 08:32 PM   #3965
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Tenet, that's wild! What do you think: she wanted you to watch, wanted you to join in or forgot you were there? I guess you'll find out next time you talk to her.

I'm trying to figure how I'd feel if that happened to me. My first impulse is to say I'd feel left out, but awkward seems likely after I think about it. I'm sorry, man.
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Old 12-11-2005, 08:36 PM   #3966
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Ha. I was in a similar situation once, but I wasn't in Tenet's position.
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Old 12-11-2005, 10:51 PM   #3967
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Ya... I've had that happen to, only in the same position as I assume Rose was.
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Old 12-12-2005, 04:36 AM   #3968
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I've been in Tenet's position a handful of times with my best friend. You actually get used to it after a while. I would just sit on the floor and watch tv or just get on the computer til they got done. It's still kind of wierd whenever it happens, but it's just not a surprise when it happens anymore.
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Old 12-12-2005, 05:54 AM   #3969
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My friend was watching porn, which I'm think was rather boring at the time, whilst my playmate was getting confortable in the couch beside me. His hands were getting a bit bit itchy, and things went on from there. We never actually engaged in sexual intercourse as it would of been even more rude to do so, as I suspected that my friend was starting to smell our deeds, from about 2 metres behind him. So, I had to control myself.

Well, the "playmate" was mainly that, for about 2 and half years, on and off of course. He's the only exception to being my playmate. Now, I cannot longer play with him as I recently set him up with my best friend, and they're actually happily together. Also, hardly anyone knows about the "special relationship" that we had.
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:24 AM   #3970
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i have never watched anyone have sex in real life but i have heard this guy and girl have sex in this caravan which was next to our tent...by the way it sounded she was getting it good!! i couldn't sleep though
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:29 AM   #3971
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I had two women I was friends and playmates with at the same time. They were friends with each other ... we just had an understanding.

We went out to a bar one night to watch the Kareoke and play pool. I was shooting a game when I noticed the two women whispering to each other with big grins on their faces. I was wondering what was going on ... when I got back to our table they said "Close your eyes and hold out your hand." So I did. Jade said "Take this ..." and Nikki finished the sentence "You're gonna need it!"

I opened my eyes and there was a blue Viagra pill in my hand. So I took it and then a little later we went home to Jade's place. So after some fun preliminaries, I did Jade for a while ... and after a bit I switched to Nikki ... and then when she seemed satisfied I switched back to Jade.

And after a few minutes, I realized that Nikki had moved away from the bed and was sitting in a chair crying. I went to her to see what was wrong. She insisting nothing was wrong (even though she kept crying), and finally said she just had to go home. So I took her home (with Jade understanding and agreeing I should do so) and talked to her some more there.

She admitted that the threesome was her idea. She had always been bi, and group activities were nothing new to her. She explained she thought she was going to be okay with the threesome, but after seeing Jade and I settle into it the second time, for some reason it just bothered her a lot.

I am still friends with both women, and still intimate with Nikki. To this day she cannot explain why she was brought to tears at that time. But that was definitely the most awkward I have ever felt in my life during any sexual experience.

And it doesn't get any more awkward than when you are naked trying to comfort a female friend with your mind miles away from sex, but the viagra is still making your member point rigidly due north. Fotunately, either she wasn't paying any attention to that, or she just understood.
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Old 12-12-2005, 01:41 PM   #3972
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Hahahaha....

I do calculus for fun!!

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Old 12-12-2005, 01:45 PM   #3973
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So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bartender asks, "Why is there a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate says, "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Old 12-12-2005, 02:11 PM   #3974
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Lmao... I haven't heard that one before.
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Old 12-12-2005, 02:19 PM   #3975
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Ben, perphaps Nikki didn't like the fact that you were being shared between two women? It's natural for a woman to be selfish and want the man all to herself.

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