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[Flirting_With_Suicide]

Ok. Let me just start out with sorry for being such an arragant ass hole. Second of all let me say I know I cant spell worth a shit. WOW i got a sentence right.

Lets just say i was given F_W_S because of what i do best so say what ever u want i wont feel any worse if any one cared wich i highly doubt.

Tell me what u think of my dumb ass......

[Binkie]

I'm not one that really cares much about spelling, just so long as the words aren't so badly mispelled that I can't even identify them. It's the content of your post that gets irritating from time to time. Ever since your first post, you've been making a full-time career out of shooting yourself in the foot and being annoying.

And with the annoying thing, it's not something that's inadvertent with you. I still remember the 7 page thread you made some time back which consisted of nothing but endless babble about llamas in pajamas or some such topic which had NOTHING to do with Whining. And the thing is, that thread was all you. No one would post on it, allowing it to sink to the bottom, then all the sudden you come out of nowhere to post a one word reply to yourself on it.

[Spazik]

It really bugs me when people on the internet go "Iono wut 2 do about dat u kno?" UUGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bodnoirbabe]

Well, i know that a lot of people on here are grammer nazi's, so they probably will hound you forever. Here are a few helpful tips to make things better for you:

A) when you want to reply to a post or start a thread, type what you're going to say into a word program and run the spell check. Then copy and paste the corrected post.

B) as much as you may think it's a time saver and cool, don't replace whole words with letters. It's annoying. Just type out are, not r, you, not u, etc. It will save you much flammage.

Post on with better results....

[AlKilyu]

This thread is begging to be locked or moved to "Shill" for it's "look at me" factor". Since it's getting close to that time you log off for a couple of months until HGitF logs in (and does the exact same lame crap) I suggest you wrap it up and quit trolling this board.

The joke was old 8 months ago...

[Flirting_With_Suicide]

Well thank you for the friendly words of advice. I would also like to know how i can make my stay less annoying.........

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Flirting_With_Suicide

Well thank you for the friendly words of advice. I would also like to know how i can make my stay less annoying.........

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10...cide-knife.jpg


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[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Or,

This Top Secret Suicide Weapon:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10...cideWeapon.jpg

[Spazik]

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/m.../strapped_.jpg

[Flirting_With_Suicide]

UMMMM.. Lets just say i have tryed but it dont work....

[Spazik]

Originally Posted by Flirting_With_Suicide

UMMMM.. Lets just say i have tryed but it dont work....

if you slit your wrists make sure to go up and down instead of side to side. Otherwise you're just a big fat poser.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Flirting_With_Suicide

UMMMM.. Lets just say i have tryed but it dont work....

The 101 Best, Most Clever, and Most Disturbing Ways to Kill Yourself

BY: ~JULIE ELLISON AND TAYLOR JEWELL HENSLEY~

1. Slit your wrists.
2. Drink cleaning supplies.
3. Put your dad's rifle in your mouth and shoot.
4. Cut yourself along several major arteries and slowly bleed to death.
5. Fill the bathtub up with hot water and get in. Go underwater & breathe until I say stop.
6. Give yourself a homemade tattoo with toxic silver pen.
7. Fill the bathtub up. Grab a toaster & plug it in. Get in the bathtub and bring the toaster with you. Push down the button & enjoy!
8. Boil several gallons of water on the stove and "accidentally" spill it all on yourself.
9. Bash your head in with a hammer.
10. Get an axe from the woodpile & split yourself in half.
11. Use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall apart.
12. Tease the elevator by not letting it close until it buzzes loudly. Stand in the door's way and let it close.
13. Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in your eyes, hard and deep.
14. Shove a Chef's knife up your butt.
15. Kill someone else and plead for death by lethal injection.
16. Break a bottle of wine on a table and shove it in your stomach.
17. Have your best friend run you over with a steamroller.
18. Turn on the iron until water dances on surface. Put it on several places on your body, keeping it in each place for at least 45 seconds.
19. Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale yourself on a lamppost.
20. Drive a wooden stake in your heart.
21. Induce vomiting until you black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months, in which time your family will certainly decide to pull the plug.
22. Put your pinky, as well as any other digits that will fit, into an electrical socket.
23. Purposely catch your clothing in the escalator at a local mall and fight off anyone who tries to help. Enjoy the ride!
24. Swallow vanilla bath beads.
25. Drop a lit match down your throat.
26. Eat three tubes of toothpaste - and I'm not talking about trial size.
27. Hang yourself in your closet with an electrical cord.
28. Unbend a coat hanger and slowly & carefully shove it up your nose.
29. Crash a car into a department store window displaying a nativity scene. Merry Christmas!
30. Lodge your head in the toilet bowl and flush mercilessly.
31. Get your hand caught in the CD-ROM drive and attempt to cut it off with a dull pocketknife.
32. Make a pipe bomb and blow up your house with you inside, of course.
33. Stuff toilet paper down your throat until you choke.
34. Eat baby powder.
35. Eat deodorant.
36. Take a walk in the ghetto with a giant boom box blasting Vanilla Ice.
37. Anger a cannibal.
38. Drown yourself in a spoon full of water.
39. Get a friend to throw a few CDs Frisbee-style at your stomach and throat.
40. Swallow fifteen razor blades.
41. Drink 2 bottles of cough syrup.
42. Lock yourself in a room. After you've eaten the carpet and peeled the paint off the walls for a snack, you'll eventually starve.
43. Swerve into the left rear wheels of a moving transfer truckƒon your bike.
44. Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Dr. Pepper and drink it.
45. Live on top of an active volcano.
46. Piss off O.J. Simpson.
47. Eat a string of Christmas Tree lights.
48. Give yourself a million paper cutsƒif the paper cuts don't kill you, the counting will.
49. Nail yourself to the side of a federal building.
50. Scalp yourself. If you're not dead, make photocopies.
51. Cry your eyes outƒliterally.
52. Burn plastic and breathe in the toxic fumes.
53. Charge into a big screen TV.
54. Lag behind when participating in a Bull Run.
55. Walk around in downtown New Jersey with a Target store shirt on.
56. Smash your head in the safe door again & again & againƒ
57. Spray a bottle of air freshener up your nose and inhale at the same time.
58. Eat a dog with heartworms raw.
59. Strategically place yourself in the middle of a very busy intersection at rush hour during daylight savings time while wearing a tight, black jumpsuit, being ever so careful to hit every car you see.
60. Go to a horse race and jump out in front of the leading horse screaming at the top of your lungs, "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!"
61. Make like Sonny Bono when on a skiing trip.
62. Get run over by an ostrich.
63. Get naked and lay on 12 150-watt light bulbs, then flip the switch.
64. Cut off all your fingers then write a ten-page report on "Polyester versus Cotton Fabrics" with the stubs.
65. Get pregnant and then have your mother perform an emergency C-section just for kicks.
66. Jam a toothbrush in your bellybutton.
67. Brush your teeth with a MACH 3 razor.
68. Drill a hole in your head.
69. Find a huge pine tree. Cut it down with a chainsaw while standing in its falling path.
70. Skinny-dip in a shark tank with your favorite rubber ducky.
71. Drive with a rabid monkey in your back seat.
72. Play NASCAR with an unsuspecting fellow driver.
73. Jump off the balcony in a school auditorium.
74. Smash your head through a wooden door, making sure you get plenty of splinters.
75. Jump in the way of a moving subway train.
76. Drip hot wax all over your body, then light matches and light your feet on fire. The flames will rise and consume your entire body, but before you do that, make sure you drip hot wax in your eyes & let it harden.
77. Do back flips in a mosh pit.
78. Attempt to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
79. Jump out of a moving bus window and do shoulder-rolls across the highway until you get run over.
80. Always use the wrong tool for the job.
81. Float on your back in the Anaconda River and wait.
82. Get in a pool with piranhas and have them tear off your flesh bit by bit, eating you alive.
83. Wedge yourself in the doggy-entrance on the garage door and have a friend press the "garage open" button.
84. Use a chain saw to cut out pictures.
85. Shove a TV antenna in one ear & out the other.
86. Strangle yourself with your best necklace.
87. Bite your arm and suck & swallow the blood. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. 88. Perform self-quadruple bypass surgery.
89. Take out your own spleen, cook it for 2 minutes in the microwave, and eat it.
90. Cut yourself up and feed as much of you as possible to the family dog.
91. Cut off your limbs and put them in the crock-pot for your family to find. If your crock-pot isn't large enough, put extra flesh in the freezer for later.
92. Swan dive into the 10-gallon fish tank.
93. Give yourself a buzz-cut with bush shears.
94. Gather up a group of friends to push all your pressure points at the same time.
95. Make believe you're in a psychiatric facility with padded walls when you're really in a steel cage.
96. Straddle a neon sign. Don't let go, no matter what people tell you.
97. Go swimming in an oil spill. Don't forget to open your eyes under water!
98. Smash your porcelain "Precious Moments" dolls in the middle of the street and consume the large pieces left over.
99. Roll around nude in the street at noon.
100. Drink paint. Eat the stick you stirred the paint with. Drink paint thinner to wash it down.
101. Take all the pills in your medicine cabinet, along with at least one shot of every alcoholic beverage known to man and take a little nap. Don't bother waking up.

[Star of Blight]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9410/rippy0nt.jpg

[Spazik]

^My friends little sister ate deoderant when she was younger, and she came out alright. Well, alright-ish....

[Binkie]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

44. Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Dr. Pepper and drink it.

I love this one for various reasons.

[Spazik]

68. Drill a hole in your head




LOL

[AlKilyu]

Well when you consider (if you've been here awhile) that the only person on this board to acknowledge FWS was HerGhostintheFog. In fact she admits to knowing him/her IRL. Now look at how SHE types...pissy, pretentious, and lacking punctuation capitalization and anything coherent.

NOW look at her description of herself, bragging gleefully about how she has multiple personalities (what is with this board and shitzo's?) THEN go back (if you are new) and compare the writing styles of both members.

And compile all this with the fact both are about as popular on this board as an ass rash.

I contend they are THE SAME PERSON! DUN DUN DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The prosecution rests.

[dreamydancer]

Wow, that's pretty bad. I think someone should go back to elementary school to revisit his English class. My little sister can write better than that.

[Spazik]

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

Well when you consider (if you've been here awhile) that the only person on this board to acknowledge FWS was HerGhostintheFog. In fact she admits to knowing him/her IRL. Now look at how SHE types...pissy, pretentious, and lacking punctuation capitalization and anything coherent.

NOW look at her description of herself, bragging gleefully about how she has multiple personalities (what is with this board and shitzo's?) THEN go back (if you are new) and compare the writing styles of both members.

And compile all this with the fact both are about as popular on this board as an ass rash.

I contend they are THE SAME PERSON! DUN DUN DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The prosecution rests.

I'm calling bullshit on F W S. She doesn't have multiple personalities. I'm not saying I'm a psychiatrist, but anyone with even passing amatuer knowledge on the subject knows that shes faking it. Stuff doesn't work how it does in the movies.

[dreamydancer]

Erm, I forgot that FWS was a girl. I skimmed through that post and she mentioned something about having a girlfriend. How can I forget that so many people are bisexual, gay, or lesbian these days?

[Bodnoirbabe]

[qoute]21. Induce vomiting until you black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months, in which time your family will certainly decide to pull the plug.[/quote]

if Teri Shiavo taught us anything, it's that this ^ isn't true...

[Bodnoirbabe]

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

(what is with this board and shitzo's?)

It's schizo.

[Fenris]

So someone comes on here crying for help claiming to be suicidal, and you people give them tips on how to succeed?!?






I am definately in the right place :smile:
Glad to know i'm not the only sadistic bastard who doesn't give a damn about whether the dumber 30% of our population ceases to exist.

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by Bodnoirbabe

It's schizo.

http://tinypic.com/dcrew5.jpg

[Bodnoirbabe]

yes, how ironic that i know how to spell. You know what else is ironic? that you mispelled a word in a rant about how someone has bad spelling and grammar.