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06-02-2010, 09:45 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Hey Ben!
You and your SO up for a vacation to Canada?
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06-02-2010, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You remembered! How sweet! LOL!
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06-02-2010, 10:49 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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If you come (hehe) you should do so during Dildo Days.
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06-02-2010, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Oh you know it. I'd be HARD pressed to miss it, and I think Dildo Days would be the ultimate CLIMAX to a perfect vacation!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-02-2010, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Just remember to sanitize anything you buy from the Dildo Trading Post.
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06-03-2010, 12:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Ack! The Dildo Trading Post is a ... *gasp* ... second-hand store?!?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-04-2010, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Now THAT is comedy gold.
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06-04-2010, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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In case anyone was wondering who Captain Dildo is. I think he has since been vandalized though, I'm not sure if he's still there.
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06-04-2010, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yeah, I think he's been vandalized in that picture. Hasn't the magic dildo been ripped from his hand?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-04-2010, 08:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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In his honor we named one of our school's dildos (we had them to learn how to put condoms on in sex ed) Captain Dildo. The other one was Woody, maybe Woody is whats missing?
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06-04-2010, 09:19 PM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Perched on a near-by building
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Welcome to the rock, me sons...
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06-05-2010, 12:34 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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And as the search went on, how many young men said, "I got your Woody right here."
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-05-2010, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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BTW, Saya, did you know there is also a Dildo Key, Florida, USA ... which was named for the Dildo Cactus?
Also, there are 31 species of mushroom that fall in the classification genus PHALLUS ... so someone could start a festival.
I'm just laying that out there for anyone who wants to pick up the balls and run with them.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-09-2010, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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what is Dildo Days ?????????????????
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06-09-2010, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
BTW, Saya, did you know there is also a Dildo Key, Florida, USA ... which was named for the Dildo Cactus? |
Oh man, I know where I'm going if I ever find myself in Florida!
A lot of small communities around the bay have annual celebrations of the town, and Dildo Days is the name for Dildo's weekend of festivities.
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06-09-2010, 01:42 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Ya know what, I've grown as a person and decided I like Ben Lahnger after all.
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06-09-2010, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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JCC, I've done some things around the boards that might have met with some grudging approval from you, but I'm having a hard time thinking THIS is the turning point!
That was pretty funny though! LMAO!!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-09-2010, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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I decided a while ago you were a pretty good guy, this discussion about dildo place names just sums up Ben Lahnger so I figured it was a good place to publicise my epiphany.
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06-09-2010, 04:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Cool. My turning point (I mean the real turning point when I went from grudging respect to admiration) was when you clearly and concisely corrected Alan on Shakespeare's success in his own time.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-10-2010, 05:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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I've been to Dildo. My parents (oddly enough) and I took a detour so we could take a picture in front of the post office (it being an official and humourless building). Didn't spend much time there though, since we were already running late.
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