It's a guy thing, right?

[Jaye Jang]

Okay, so is it just me or are guys from another planet? I work as a medical typist. In my time of doing this job I have typed reports on: 1) A guy who 'didn't know his own strength' and who accidentally yanked his ceiling fan out of the ceiling, and beat himself up with the blades.

2) A guy who ran over his roommate while test-driving a toboggan down the stairs -- in April.

3) A guy who ran over himself with his own couch. (He was pushing it up the stairs on rollers, no less).

4) An obviously drunken guy who accidentally swallowed his penlight, which was still blinking when the surgeon removed it.

5) A guy who -- get this -- swallowed a vibrator on a drunken dare. (Don't even ask me to explain that one).

6) An inept fisherman wannabe who could not handle fly fishing and was totally incompetent with a net, so he tried spear-fishing -- and speared himself, in the foot.

7) And tonight, a guy who broke his arm while testing a laundry basket for durabiity, by --you guessed it -- riding it down the stairs.

Trust me, the absolutely dumbest thing I have ever seen a female patient do was to be 'attacked' by her blowdryer and thrown backwards into a tub of water.

So, is this 'native ingenuity' a 'guy' thing or what?

[Saya]

My aunt is a nurse, and has had a woman walk in to the emergency room who had a roll of twenties stuck up her cooch, and said she needed help getting it out.

And in high school there was a girl who tried to use a hot dog weiner for a dildo, had trouble getting it out so went to the emergency room.

[TheBloodEternity]

I find it amusing that stupid shit I hear about women doing and having to go to the emergency room usually involves their vag.

[Godslayer Jillian]

I take pride on male stupidity. Or should I call it dangerous creativity.

[Fatbaby]

Yes! Without that dangerous creativity Benjamin Franklin while flying his kite would never have said, "Damn! That's shocking."

[Tralis]

Some of that reminds me of the Darwin Awards.

[Nexus-6]

^^ The Darwin Awards are hilarious

[Nexus-6]

Originally Posted by Saya

My aunt is a nurse, and has had a woman walk in to the emergency room who had a roll of twenties stuck up her cooch, and said she needed help getting it out.

And in high school there was a girl who tried to use a hot dog weiner for a dildo, had trouble getting it out so went to the emergency room.

The two funniest ones that have happened in my area are:

1) A rather embarrassed guy was brought into A+E with a large tomato sauce bottle lodged up his anus. The nurses (who I know and told me about this incident) asked the guy why he had the bottle up his anus & he told them he was trying to massage his prostate lol.

2) A local man who decided to commit a cardinal sin with a goat got the shock of his life when he couldn't remove himself from the beast and was later found by a police patrol. The guy ended up in court and the local media had a feeding frenzy over it lol

There's plenty of stories regarding women but they're nowhere near as amusing as these two

[$haDe]

You should have seen a guy who jumped in a pool full of crocodile after he dropped his contact in there.

He said that it was like 500,000 $ worth. He almost lost his leg only to found that the paper thing he got after such an attempt was a diaper.


And that contact was amazingly gone,forever.

[Jaye Jang]

The first report I ever typed about a guy doing something embarrasingly stupid made the papers, too. He got drunk at a party, and, on a dare, put a toilet trainer on his head. He couldn't get it off and decided to go sleep off the drunk and try to remove it. In the meantime, his 'friends' photographed him, sold the pix to the local paper, and he eventually had to have it surgically removed. But for awhile he had to walk around with a toilet trainer stuck to his head. Go figure.

[$haDe]

Originally Posted by Jaye Jang

The first report I ever typed about a guy doing something embarrasingly stupid made the papers, too. He got drunk at a party, and, on a dare, put a toilet trainer on his head. He couldn't get it off and decided to go sleep off the drunk and try to remove it. In the meantime, his 'friends' photographed him, sold the pix to the local paper, and he eventually had to have it surgically removed. But for awhile he had to walk around with a toilet trainer stuck to his head. Go figure.

I 'was' a guy, But not anymore !!!!

[Slap Your Love]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

I take pride on male stupidity. Or should I call it dangerous creativity.

Hear hear!

[Minyaliel]

*giggles silently at the potty training man*

[Jaye Jang]

Min, that was pretty funny. I felt for the poor schmuck, though. First he got the stupid thing stuck. Then, his friends took his picture and sold it to the paper. When he woke up he had a screaming headache and a toilet trainer stuck to his head, and his 'friends' made him go get the paper off the porch, which is when he found out he had made the papers. Then his friends tried in vain to get the toilet trainer off his head, and could not get it off with anything. They even tried to pry it off with a crowbar, if you can imagine that. He finally had to have it surgically removed with a skull saw. Go figure.

[Minyaliel]

...you´ve got to be intelligent to get such ideas. Daymn. *shakes head, marvelling at the accomplishments of humanity* I wonder what Freud would´ve said about this incident.

[AngelikDemonik]

This is why, on average, men don't live as long as women.

[lucylucy]

My boyfriend gets ridiculous when he's drunk. One time he was trying to be Neo from the Matrix for some reason, and he tried to lean back almost to the floor in slow motion and get back up. Of course, he fell.. but the really funny part is that every time he's drunk I say "Do the Matrix thing" and he does it. He always falls.

Men don't learn. <3

[Duane]

I resent that*dives into a pool full of piranha, to retrieve a quarter*

[Splintered]

The dumbest thing any guy has done, that I know of, was the guy who lived in a few towns over, decided he wanted to get busy with a horse, the horse sodomized him, and he later died from the wounds.

http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4158101.html

[Saya]

Thats funny Splintered, I actually remember that being posted here in Spooky News a few years back when it happened XD

[Mealla]

Originally Posted by TheBloodEternity

I find it amusing that stupid shit I hear about women doing and having to go to the emergency room usually involves their vag.

Exactly. Women do stupid crap too, but it almost always involves the vag.

Could have just been an urban legend, but I read once about a girl in chemistry that decided to masturbate with a test tube. A...glass test tube...that shattered while she was using it. But I've never seen a factual source cover it, so as stated, it may not be true.

But...my half brother from my mom's previous marriage (who has always lived with his father's family) has done some pretty stupid things in his time. Including attempting to steal a tailgate off a truck in a parking lot where there was a police officer patrolling, who caught him and his idiot buddy who put him up to it...and the time he decided to do some kind of crazy stunt on a truck and fell off and injured himself. But he is resilient, I'll give him that. Guy got crushed between two train couplings in a work accident (that one was his employer's fault, not his) and survived.

[Joker_in_the_Pack]

Originally Posted by AngelikDemonik

This is why, on average, men don't live as long as women.

Nagging women are the reason men don't live as long.

[gothicusmaximus]

Women are just as stupid as men. If they weren't, I'd be a virgin.

[Jaye Jang]

Mealla, that reminds me of some guys in my state who actually made it into "World's Dumbest Criminals." They tried to steal an ATM machine, chained it to their truck, and pulled off. Problem is, it didn't go anywhere, but the bumper did. It ripped off and so they very cleverly drove off and left it on the ATM -- with their license plate attached!!! Unbelievable as that act of 'sheer genius' was, they actually could not understand why the got caught. Duh!!

Oh, and GM. Do I detect a note of modesty???

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

I broke my finger by dropping a slab of limestone on it.
Seems a woman can be stupid in ways not related to sticking things in her cooter. >.<

Holy crap. Vagina is not listed in thesaurus.com