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Old 05-26-2006, 05:39 AM   #9226
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And here's my brand of "just woke up - not enough coffee" humor.

Korova was just like a bicycle last night ...

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He was two tired!

... Ah, the sweet sound of distant groans in the morning. I love it!
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Old 05-26-2006, 06:23 AM   #9227
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Ben, that's a silly joke... it made me snicker though :P
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:58 PM   #9228
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Xnguela I just realized that I keep spelling your name wrong. -.-
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:41 PM   #9229
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Post 666 came and went without commentary. Awesome!!

And no one will ever know which post it was... unless they spend a few seconds to find out. Ah well...
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:01 PM   #9230
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hey my 666th post was today too, its like we're twins...only not at all
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Old 05-26-2006, 06:50 PM   #9231
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I'm bored. I wish someone would IM me and entertain me...
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:45 PM   #9232
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00tz 00tz 00tz.

Like usual, yeah.....

Goth away!
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:55 PM   #9233
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Goth away!
hehehehehe *falls over and hits head* ouch
thanks a lot now my head hurts
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Old 05-26-2006, 09:36 PM   #9234
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Your MUM is 00tz! Oh! You got owned!
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Old 05-26-2006, 10:03 PM   #9235
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i needed to vent some major fucking frustration...so i went and seen DevilDriver, Artimus Pyledriver, Bury Your Dead, Remembering Never, and If Hope Dies at Bogarts here in Cincinnati. Awesome fucking show. \m/

Then i went across the road to Sudsy Malone's (the infamous bar/laundromat) and saw three more metal bands (local and/or unknown) and i bought the bass player for Artimus Pyledriver a Budweiser. i think he said he'd rather have coke...or was it a Coke?

It was a hundred and forty dollars well spent if i don't say so myself.

Oh and i bought two chicks a beer but they kinda blew us off (not in the good way), oh well...i had a fucking blast.

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Old 05-26-2006, 11:10 PM   #9236
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Yaaaay for having a fucking blast....

Now when the hell's the last time I had one of those *eyes phrase, shakes head, wanders off to shoot self*
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:32 PM   #9237
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Gettin' a little bit too literal there Kits

It's not good for your nerves.... let alone living in general O_O
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:52 PM   #9238
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Gettin' a little bit too literal there Kits

It's not good for your nerves.... let alone living in general O_O
*cracks up* good Goddess, thank you for noticing and mentioning that, I desperately needed the laugh!
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Old 05-27-2006, 01:13 AM   #9239
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I'm having multiple angst sessions tonight. I blame you, Pikachu!

Seriously, this is fucked up. It's usually 24 hours of one month, soul obliterating angst. But this is just annoying.

Yay, teen angst!
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Old 05-27-2006, 02:28 AM   #9240
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I too have multiple teen angst sessions every night, I get so depressed I won't do anything... I call it sleep.

Tek!! Why not buy ME a beer? Chances are I'll blow you...






























Off too...
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Old 05-27-2006, 08:34 AM   #9241
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*cracks up* good Goddess, thank you for noticing and mentioning that, I desperately needed the laugh!
Anytime....
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Old 05-27-2006, 10:43 AM   #9242
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Old 05-27-2006, 11:47 AM   #9243
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Yeah, that seems to fit with you
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Old 05-27-2006, 12:26 PM   #9244
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Oohhh! I missed this first time around!

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Oh shite... I'm packing my bags... one pair of lacey undies... and a pair of fuzzy hand cuffs. Hell yes.
Fuzzy hand cuffs? o-0

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Old 05-27-2006, 09:35 PM   #9245
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I'm bored again. Ray should log on.
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Old 05-27-2006, 09:42 PM   #9246
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:P you always seem pre-occupied
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Old 05-27-2006, 09:49 PM   #9247
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Ah, I see.
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Old 05-27-2006, 10:12 PM   #9248
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I can see too! Wo0t!!! The wonder of eyes. O_O
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Old 05-27-2006, 10:37 PM   #9249
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...*pounds head repeatedly against the computer desk* I had a headache... but it went away...
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Old 05-27-2006, 10:42 PM   #9250
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P3NGUINS WIL TAEK OVER TEH WORLD AND SHAL CONSUM3 OXALAET IN LARGE QUANTITEIS 2 BCOME SUP3RPANGUINS!!!11! LOL BUT SANCTUS AYAS OF A TRAEGDY XNGUELA WOLFMON AND PR3TY MUCH TEH R3ST OF DA FEMAEL PORTION OF GNET!1!1 WTF LOL SHAL NOT B HARMED1!1!1!! WTF WHIEL MOST OF DA OTH3R GUYS R KIL3D OF WIT EXCEPTION 2 3DIBLE_AYE AS MAH BODYGUARD TS2NE AS TEH EVAR NED3D FUNY GUY BN LAHNG3R FOR FEMAEL FILMNG AND DISFUNCTION B/C WEL.1!1111!1!!!!!!1!!11!!1 OMG LOL HES CANADIAN AND AL AROUND A PRATY COL DUDE!!!!1!1! OMG

Hehehehehehe that translator is hilarious!!!!!!!!!
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