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03-22-2009, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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My testicles itch.
Like mad.
And I'm out of baby powder.
Discuss.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-22-2009, 07:11 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
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Rubbing habanero peppers on your gonads will alleviate some itch.
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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03-22-2009, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Have your testicles removed. End of problem. Permanently.
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03-22-2009, 07:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HumanePain
Have your testicles removed. End of problem. Permanently.
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Two up-sides to this:
No itching.
No babies.
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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03-22-2009, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Babies suck.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-23-2009, 12:53 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
Babies suck.
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Watch out, for saying things like that, ch!ld pr0n charges could be pushed on you. : D
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03-23-2009, 07:31 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
Like mad.
And I'm out of baby powder.
Discuss.
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If you are being serious, then I would see a doctor if I was you, you know?
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03-23-2009, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 523
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Castrate yourself, and film it. Put said film on youtube and bodymod so we may all enjoy the moment.
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I was a vegetarian until I lost my virginity, and a wise man said to me 'do you not feel guilty now, having had all that meat inside you?'
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03-23-2009, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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It would be brilliant if you castrated yourself. 1 Guy, 1 Saw.
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03-23-2009, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
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Mine were like that the other day.
I took a bath and they were all good.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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03-23-2009, 02:31 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Lad, just give your bollocks a good scratch and have done with it.
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03-23-2009, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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Ahh! all this talk of itchy balls is making mine itchy! Damn you!
Who's balls don't itch now and again? I have a bad habit of biting my nails, so when my balls itch, I have a troublesome time.
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03-23-2009, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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I reckon you lot should get one of those back scratchers shaped like a clawed hand that you often find in amusingly shit gift shops. Use that as a bollock scratcher.
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03-23-2009, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: All in your mind and things.
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You have athletes balls.
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03-23-2009, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC
It would be brilliant if you castrated yourself. 1 Guy, 1 Saw.
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Or did it Hannibal style, with a butcher knife.
"This is really going to hurt."
WHACK!
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03-23-2009, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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Rub Ben Gay all over them.
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03-23-2009, 05:15 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: England
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Try having a bath. If they still itch then maybe someone will lick them for you?
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03-24-2009, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Serren
Try having a bath. If they still itch then maybe someone will lick them for you?
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If we are going to start a list, I would like to put my name up on the top.
Quote:
Originally Posted by honeythorn
Lad, just give your bollocks a good scratch and have done with it.
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Honeythorn, I love you.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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03-24-2009, 03:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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This thread consists of the only real thing worth whining about on the internet.
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03-24-2009, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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I'm really drunk right now, and I'm laughing harder than I should be reading this thread.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-24-2009, 03:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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It happens to the best of us.
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03-24-2009, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Need a tongue.
Mine is free, at the moment.
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03-24-2009, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Toilet bowl
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rub Chilli powder on them . . . hehe
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03-25-2009, 12:42 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
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Lad, just give your bollocks a good scratch and have done with it.
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"bollocks" made me chuckle.
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