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12-22-2010, 04:56 PM
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The manliest man thread
Epic beards. Biggest dicks. Most tolerance for booze. Most women saved from a burning building. Most women slept with after having been saved from a burning building. Feats of strength, bravery, and tenacity.
Who can claim the title of Man Amongst Men?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
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Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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12-22-2010, 05:08 PM
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Quite a manly thread indeed.
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12-22-2010, 07:05 PM
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I nominate Alan.
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12-22-2010, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I smell like her. :}
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Dudes that smell like something with a vagina do not have an opinion on manthology.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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12-22-2010, 07:44 PM
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This thread is inspiring me to nominate Versus as the best thing to have happened to Gnet in 2010.
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12-22-2010, 07:59 PM
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12-22-2010, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Versus
Dudes that smell like something with a vagina do not have an opinion on manthology.
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Oh man, if only that meant what you thought it meant. But no, I wasn't wearing her perfume, bro.
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12-22-2010, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Oh man, if only that meant what you thought it meant. But no, I wasn't wearing her perfume, bro.
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I assumed it meant that you slept with someone.
Anyway. Why is Alan manly? Is he ruggedly handsome? I always thought of him as the James Bond kind of manly. Like, suave and debonair kind of manly.
Also. Whoever claims to be a bottle of whiskey is lame. I eat that shit for breakfast.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-22-2010, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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If anyone has a picture of E_E its HP, but trust us, the dude was a tank. A god among men. He has won the thread.
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12-22-2010, 09:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Double post.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-22-2010, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Saya
If anyone has a picture of E_E its HP, but trust us, the dude was a tank. A god among men. He has won the thread.
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Chicks that smell like something with a vagina do not have an opinion on manthology.
Also, the cool thing about being huge is you can have sex with anyone you're stronger then. How many Nazis did E_E molest?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-22-2010, 09:31 PM
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I have impeccable taste in manthology. And unlike some other people, while I have one I certainly don't smell like a vagina :P
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12-23-2010, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Saya
If anyone has a picture of E_E its HP, but trust us, the dude was a tank. A god among men. He has won the thread.
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Dude was kind of epic but he could also turn into a big old teddy bear so I'm going to have to say he doesn't win. That and he hasn't been here in a long fucking time so he doesn't count, besides if we were going with manliest member ever I'd have to give it to Mael, dude could turn a lesbian straight in under three seconds.
As for current members I don't know it is kind of hard to pick, pretty much all of you manly guys have some endearing qualities, and we all know endearing qualities are so totally not manly.
You all must put forth reasons why you (whoever your favorite is) are the most manly. My father-in-law wrestled a bear and won, that is your starting point. Go!
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12-23-2010, 12:37 AM
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My father threw a sandal at a rampaging bear in our campsite because he was effing up our new Thermos portable grill. Sufficiently manly, I think. Too bad he's not faglicious enough to have a Gnet account.
PS-my little sister christened the bear "Bobo" and would innocently blame him for any hard objects suddenly flying at my face, or my eyebrow being shaved off while I slept, or salt being poured into my tea, or ice water being dunked on me while I was in the shower, etc.
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12-23-2010, 12:46 AM
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My Father is a rugged farmer man that disassembles explosives in his spare time, bikes up hills on a very injured leg (to the bone), spends his winters as a lumberjack, has built schools in a 3rd world country and taught people how to walk again on prosthetic limbs and as a "game" would play motorbike tag when I was a child. He beats all of the above mentioned Men, minus Edible Eye. Last time I checked (recently) he started curling 120 pounds with a weight larger than his skull. Both are legends of masculinity.
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12-23-2010, 12:48 AM
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My dad drank sour milk from Weinerschnitzel by accident three times. Beat that.
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12-23-2010, 12:55 AM
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My Dad out-drank the Germans at Oktoberfest in 92. Beat that.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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12-23-2010, 12:59 AM
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I nominate Sergeant Max Fightmaster.
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12-23-2010, 01:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Corpsey
My Dad out-drank the Germans at Oktoberfest in 92. Beat that.
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My dad raised me.
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12-23-2010, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Saya
I have impeccable taste in manthology. And unlike some other people, while I have one I certainly don't smell like a vagina :P
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This made me laugh pretty hard.
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Originally Posted by Solumina
Dude was kind of epic but he could also turn into a big old teddy bear so I'm going to have to say he doesn't win. That and he hasn't been here in a long fucking time so he doesn't count, besides if we were going with manliest member ever I'd have to give it to Mael, dude could turn a lesbian straight in under three seconds.
As for current members I don't know it is kind of hard to pick, pretty much all of you manly guys have some endearing qualities, and we all know endearing qualities are so totally not manly.
You all must put forth reasons why you (whoever your favorite is) are the most manly. My father-in-law wrestled a bear and won, that is your starting point. Go!
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I made the topic vague intentionally. I really don't care where it goes.
So in the spirit of randomness, Deadwood Pancakes. Also, Ranger School Promo 1 and Ranger School Promo 2 are awesome.
One time I told my wife she was starting to get a fanny pack.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-23-2010, 01:29 AM
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Oooh oooh! I wanna win the Manly in the sense of embracing one's feminine side to achieve greater masculinity division!
I wanna win the main title too. I won't though. 
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12-23-2010, 01:39 AM
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I might have you beat there, SCC. Just saying.
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12-23-2010, 01:49 AM
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The delegation of dudes I just ejaculated have convened, and the verdict is in:
Feminine is not manly.
I embrace my maninine side because women smell like a lesser form of penis. Now that's manly.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-23-2010, 01:54 AM
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Versus. Stop being lame and move to NYC.
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12-23-2010, 02:01 AM
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One time I asked NYC to move to me, but it said it was scared to.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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