How Old Are We??

[luna-]

I'm 17, but I turn 18 on february 23. Young and happy, I am.

[DarkHeartedDemoness]

Speak like Yoda, you do.

[Clockwork]

Not a single person under ten years old, hmm. We need some littluns. Supposing their posts wouldn't be headache-inducing to read.

[BlackButterfly]

No, we don't. This ain't the Nick.com forums, bub.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Guess my age.

[Clockwork]

Originally Posted by BlackButterfly

No, we don't. This ain't the Nick.com forums, bub.

Ew, don't even allude to such a thing. That's not what I meant. I simply think that seeing a gothy child would be adorable - as vastly improbable as it is.

[Akumame]

i'm 21

yet people say i look like a teenager....

[disorder]

Damn. I'm 14 and there are still people younger than me. Am I still Resident Munchkin, or am I to be stripped of the title? *pout*

Originally Posted by Isotope

Me- 14 and not a poseur

There's nothing wrong with being a poseur. I am a poseur, and I like to think I'm doing pretty well here (cake keeps me in favour, I feel)

Originally Posted by HumanePain

By the way, I am 50.

Golly gosh, you're the same age as my daddy.
But that's ok. I still love you, you old fogey, so I employed this large man to bake you a cake.

[HumanePain]

Originally Posted by disorder

Golly gosh, you're the same age as my daddy.
But that's ok. I still love you, you old fogey, so I employed this large man to bake you a cake.

(talking with mouth full of bundt cake)

Awwww (mmmmph), thank you (pft..crumbs launching)
thank you berry much dear (munch, chew) disorder! (wipes mouth on sleeve).

By the way, that large man was Dom DeLuise, who was the official Bacchus of the New Orleans Mardi Gras parade a few years back.

[PersephoneX]

Uh....who and what?!?!?
what's a Bacchus? and a bundt cake?

[HumanePain]

Bacchus was the mythological God of Wine.
And a Bundt cake is another name for the ring cake disorder posted in the picture link.

[LaKeesha]

Originally Posted by HumanePain

Hi LaKeesha-kitty. To properly introduce yourself here at Gnet, please answer these questions, create a new thread in the Intro forum, and post your answers there, otherwise evil, sadistic creatures will stalk and haunt you until you do.

Questions:
https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=1644

By the way, I am 50.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You're right. I read that part and did that question thing.
Sorry about that.
At first I did not READ. That would have been the smarter thing to do, no?
But... noooo... I had to do the lazy way and post a link instead because I did not
read the instructions on how to do the introductions on here.
(How many of you try to assemble an appliance or something and don't read the instructions first? It was kind of like that in a weird way.)
After I did read them, I thought... "oops." So yeah, I went and did the question thing.

[Momento Mori]

The number of revolutions of the rock we inhabit around a flaming ball of gas we call the sun since the day I was expelled from my mother's vagina?

I am not one to reckon age by spinning things, flaming balls of gas, or, for that matter, I do not wish to place much thought in my mother's vagina.

When I need a wise word, I call someone half my "age".

I told a man today older than me to grow up.

It's all relative, isn't it?

[Tripitaka]

Almost 23 - I look/act about 17.
I enjoy looking younger than I am, means I can date all
the young (legal) lads.

[Cyberbat]

22 next month. The official "grow the f*ck up" age.

[jacquelinetm]

Okay, I must be the dinosaur goth, then... :}~

[Godslayer Jillian]

Haha, tell me your age already.

[jacquelinetm]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

Haha, tell me your age already.

Okay, since you twisted my arm, bit me and clawed me... I'm 41. :}

[Splintered]

How old are we?
We.

That's the first thing I thought.
"How old are *We*"?

So.
Using the poll, and the lowest age possible per option, we are at minimum, 3445 years old, combined, if I did my math right.

We predate Jesus.

[jacquelinetm]

Originally Posted by Splintered

How old are we?
We.

That's the first thing I thought.
"How old are *We*"?

So.
Using the poll, and the lowest age possible per option, we are at minimum, 3445 years old, combined, if I did my math right.

We predate Jesus.

So, you actually answered the question correctly. "We" as in a whole, instead of being asked, "How old are you?'.

Cool... kind of like a brain teaser. :}

[Skasteri]

Originally Posted by koehiir

I just thought the poll was getting a little long that's all. If requested I'll certainly add more ages.

Itd be kinda hard to input my age in that poll because i am at leat 10 times older than the people here.

[jacquelinetm]

Originally Posted by Skasteri

Itd be kinda hard to input my age in that poll because i am at leat 10 times older than the people here.

Why? Are you immortal? Because if you're ten times older than I am, that would put you at the age of 410 years old. :}

[Skasteri]

yes i am immortal (except when stakes are flying at me or sunlight piercing through the night). is that a problem?

[Delicate_Torture]

Originally Posted by Skasteri

yes i am immortal (except when stakes are flying at me or sunlight piercing through the night). is that a problem?

Because you're a real honest-to-God vampire, right?

Tell me. Do you order garlic on your pizza?

[Skasteri]

garlic on pizza?!? thats sounds absolutely disgusting! why on earth would i do that?