I_Zik.

[I_Zik]

1. I already know you don't like me. So we can skip those introductions. You might try and humor some deep rooted desire to chase what you cannot have, and try to become "friends". How do you be friends with someone who wears their own skin like a cheap suit?

2. Where are you from?
A womb. Where are you from? Prehaps from a boil or carbunkle?

3. Who is your favorite author?
Authors. Mostly just these ones: Larry Niven, Robert Heinlein, Frank Herbert, Douglas Adams, Kevin J. Anderson, Piers Anthoney, Orson Scott Card, Michael Crichton, Neil Gaiman, Aldous Huxley, and prehaps one of the top three---> Jhonen Vasquez

4. What are your favorite films?
Too many to list without this turning into some lame myspace page.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
Dirges, dark harpsichord music along with the style of the game Nocturne for PS1.

6. At your funeral?
Amusement Park by the Seatbelts

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Flying through the air. More than likely dying by the side of the road after walking until death.

8. What kind of casket would you want?
Paper. What do I need with some big fucking fancy coffin if I can't even sleep in it on a daily basis?

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
My skin.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
The suicidal tendancies

11. What's your favorite bands?
Currently, Depeche Mode, Abney Park, Ladytron, Lucyfire, Seraphim Shock, The 69 Eyes, The Seatbelts. It's always changing.

12. What kind of education do you have?
The kind that you get when you go to school.

13. Why did you join?
Tired of talking to my imaginary friends. They all hate me. Seriously, who ever made an imaginary friend that just stares at you even when you scream and smash everything around you and they just look at you like a scientist looking at a specimen?

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
XY- A similar mutation of the genetic code of XX.

15. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back.
Love them

16. What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Colorful plummage

17. If the whole world were listening, what would you say?
What the fuck are you throwing your life away for everyday?

18. Ever been close to death? A few times: Hanging 2, car accidents 3, funeral 4, scissor to vein 2, starvation 3, saying the wrong thing 1, alcohol 45, idiocy ??(haven't died yet, so I can't count it yet)

If a tree falls in the forest without anyone there, do the other trees make fun of it?

If you can think of better questions that actually make me think, and come up with something not as superficial, then give'er.

[I_Zik]

...Can't even come up with a decent bio.

[vindicatedxjin]

...you seem...interestingly scary. Welcome.

[vindicatedxjin]

Originally Posted by I_Zik

...Can't even come up with a decent bio.

You did fine...we are all losers in some form or another ^_^

[JCC]

Ladytron are good but you are one of the shittiest people ever.

[creature6]

JCC what does it make you ?
i know what it's make me already.

[Still Jack]

At least he likes Heinlein. That's one thing that I can't hold against him.

[Wrath]

Originally Posted by I_Zik

1. I already know you don't like me. So we can skip those introductions. You might try and humor some deep rooted desire to chase what you cannot have, and try to become "friends". How do you be friends with someone who wears their own skin like a cheap suit?

2. Where are you from?
A womb. Where are you from? Prehaps from a boil or carbunkle?

3. Who is your favorite author?
Authors. Mostly just these ones: Larry Niven, Robert Heinlein, Frank Herbert, Douglas Adams, Kevin J. Anderson, Piers Anthoney, Orson Scott Card, Michael Crichton, Neil Gaiman, Aldous Huxley, and prehaps one of the top three---> Jhonen Vasquez

4. What are your favorite films?
Too many to list without this turning into some lame myspace page.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
Dirges, dark harpsichord music along with the style of the game Nocturne for PS1.

6. At your funeral?
Amusement Park by the Seatbelts

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Flying through the air. More than likely dying by the side of the road after walking until death.

8. What kind of casket would you want?
Paper. What do I need with some big fucking fancy coffin if I can't even sleep in it on a daily basis?

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
My skin.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
The suicidal tendancies

11. What's your favorite bands?
Currently, Depeche Mode, Abney Park, Ladytron, Lucyfire, Seraphim Shock, The 69 Eyes, The Seatbelts. It's always changing.

12. What kind of education do you have?
The kind that you get when you go to school.

13. Why did you join?
Tired of talking to my imaginary friends. They all hate me. Seriously, who ever made an imaginary friend that just stares at you even when you scream and smash everything around you and they just look at you like a scientist looking at a specimen?

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
XY- A similar mutation of the genetic code of XX.

15. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back.
Love them

16. What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Colorful plummage

17. If the whole world were listening, what would you say?
What the fuck are you throwing your life away for everyday?

18. Ever been close to death? A few times: Hanging 2, car accidents 3, funeral 4, scissor to vein 2, starvation 3, saying the wrong thing 1, alcohol 45, idiocy ??(haven't died yet, so I can't count it yet)

If a tree falls in the forest without anyone there, do the other trees make fun of it?

If you can think of better questions that actually make me think, and come up with something not as superficial, then give'er.

Well ....I found this all rather sarcastically amusing......Hello

[Sendo]

I like your taste in authors. Huxley is my personal favorite. Welcome to the boards.

[I_Zik]

Dear JCC.
I know I'm one of the shittiest people in the world because I'm human. ^_^

Dear Everyone Else (hence those little capitals)
Sadley enough, the only question that's false is #9. My favourtite outfit is slippers, PJ bottoms, and a bathrobe. #13 only happened a couple of times.

P.S. everyone is slightly more interesting when they're in person and have a few drinks after a couple of nights not sleeping. Or even just in person if you want to do the minimum.

[Stormtrooper of Death]

Hmmmm. Interesting.

[JCC]

Originally Posted by I_Zik

Dear JCC.
I know I'm one of the shittiest people in the world because I'm human. ^_^

That makes no sense. If you were one of the shittiest people in the world, you would, logically, have to be shittier than most humans. You can't blame being shittier than most on humans on your own humanity.

[I_Zik]

Well JCC everyone lives in their own world. I accept that. There are alot of things that are simply just outside our spheres of influence. In keeping with that, to me, I'm the shittiest human out there. At least in my own little world. It's almost like having a hit-list, with yourself as the first person on it. To me, I'm the shittiest, to you, well, you said so yourself that I'm one of the shittiest. I'd be a shitty person if I was a dolphin. So I blame it on being human. Who knows. The fact that I blame it on my own humanity is like saying I hate Cheetos cause they turn my shit orange. I know it will do that if I eat them, but I do it anyways. Not everything, or everyone makes logical sense, or any other kind of sense at all.

[vindicatedxjin]

Originally Posted by I_Zik

Well JCC everyone lives in their own world. I accept that. There are alot of things that are simply just outside our spheres of influence. In keeping with that, to me, I'm the shittiest human out there. At least in my own little world. It's almost like having a hit-list, with yourself as the first person on it. To me, I'm the shittiest, to you, well, you said so yourself that I'm one of the shittiest. I'd be a shitty person if I was a dolphin. So I blame it on being human. Who knows. The fact that I blame it on my own humanity is like saying I hate Cheetos cause they turn my shit orange. I know it will do that if I eat them, but I do it anyways. Not everything, or everyone makes logical sense, or any other kind of sense at all.

Ditto, Ditto.

[I_Zik]

19. What is your saddest dream?
When I awoke to knowing how a cat felt not wanting to be put to death.

20. Do you have any phobias?
The sun A.K.A: Sol, Mitra, Ravi, Surya, Bhanu, Khaga, Pushna, Hiranya Garbha, Maricha, Aditya, Savitra, Arka, Bhaskara - Taken from the 12 names of the sun.
It's not so much a phobia, as a personal choice. Have my eyes scalding out of my head? or stay inside/wear sunglasses. Plus, does anyone else get scar tissue when only mildly burned? I got this patch across my shoulders that's definately scar tissue.(I can scratch it and not feel it.) Yeah, I know it's cliche to avoid the Sun like a vampire, but I usually do because I'd rather not feel like frying chicken skins. I literally feel what can only be described as a heat lamp right above my head.

21. The Statistics for this douche-bag.
-5'11
-130lbs today (it varies up to 145)- BMI of 18.1 or .7
-I have eyes, and glasses just don't know eye color (and yes you can forget things like this. I forgot how old I was once, my name, where I lived, except how to smoke)
-pale white guy
-natural hair color brown
-crippled myself for walking long distances (over 15kms)
-had 3 hamsters, 2 family cats, 2 personal, and a spider I couldn't reach
-I have constant visual hallucinations of dots perfectly ordered in a grid over everything I see. Not big dots, The size of a sewing pin held at arms length about 2-3mms apart
Can't think of anything else I haven't already writte-oh!
-fell 30 feet onto grass from tree 6 times, knocked out twice from it
-broke 2 bones clean in half
-dislocated both shoulders more times than I can count since I was 7
-I can count knukle-like cracks that my bones make up to 65
-1 tattoo
-can't move arms in full motion without something sliding out or cracking
-7.8
-been a part of 4 auto related accidents
-been pedestrianly hit by cars 3 times
-can suck in stomach in until I'm only 4 inches deep at the belly button
-eaten 2 square inches of skin
-low blood pressure
-can see heart beating by skin moving
-can insert a Q-Tip in nose until it disappears

ugh, more stats when they come up

[CataclysmKitten]

i saw you around the boards today and thought you quite entertaining.

[vindicatedxjin]

Originally Posted by I_Zik

19. What is your saddest dream?
When I awoke to knowing how a cat felt not wanting to be put to death.

20. Do you have any phobias?
The sun A.K.A: Sol, Mitra, Ravi, Surya, Bhanu, Khaga, Pushna, Hiranya Garbha, Maricha, Aditya, Savitra, Arka, Bhaskara - Taken from the 12 names of the sun.
It's not so much a phobia, as a personal choice. Have my eyes scalding out of my head? or stay inside/wear sunglasses. Plus, does anyone else get scar tissue when only mildly burned? I got this patch across my shoulders that's definately scar tissue.(I can scratch it and not feel it.) Yeah, I know it's cliche to avoid the Sun like a vampire, but I usually do because I'd rather not feel like frying chicken skins. I literally feel what can only be described as a heat lamp right above my head.

21. The Statistics for this douche-bag.
-5'11
-130lbs today (it varies up to 145)- BMI of 18.1 or .7
-I have eyes, and glasses just don't know eye color (and yes you can forget things like this. I forgot how old I was once, my name, where I lived, except how to smoke)
-pale white guy
-natural hair color brown
-crippled myself for walking long distances (over 15kms)
-had 3 hamsters, 2 family cats, 2 personal, and a spider I couldn't reach
-I have constant visual hallucinations of dots perfectly ordered in a grid over everything I see. Not big dots, The size of a sewing pin held at arms length about 2-3mms apart
Can't think of anything else I haven't already writte-oh!
-fell 30 feet onto grass from tree 6 times, knocked out twice from it
-broke 2 bones clean in half
-dislocated both shoulders more times than I can count since I was 7
-I can count knukle-like cracks that my bones make up to 65
-1 tattoo
-can't move arms in full motion without something sliding out or cracking
-7.8
-been a part of 4 auto related accidents
-been pedestrianly hit by cars 3 times
-can suck in stomach in until I'm only 4 inches deep at the belly button
-eaten 2 square inches of skin
-low blood pressure
-can see heart beating by skin moving
-can insert a Q-Tip in nose until it disappears

ugh, more stats when they come up

You are just so fucking interesting.

[I_Zik]

Originally Posted by CataclysmKitten

i saw you around the boards today and thought you quite entertaining.

I thought everyone knew?.... I just make this stuff up, and then go out and make it reality later. speaking of which, I gotta find some roadkill Moose to dive into.

I hope humor is recognized in it's many forms.

[I_Zik]

Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

You are just so fucking interesting.

Not really, just insane in some form or another. Rather boring actually, but thanks.

[korinna5555]

Originally Posted by I_Zik

-dislocated both shoulders more times than I can count since I was 7

I can move my arms a certain way, and pop my shoulders right out. It's kinda nifty.


What kind of hamsters? TeddyBear/Syrian/big ones, or the dwarfs? I used to have a shit-ton of dwarfs. :]

[I_Zik]

Originally Posted by korinna5555

What kind of hamsters? TeddyBear/Syrian/big ones, or the dwarfs? I used to have a shit-ton of dwarfs. :]

One of those orangish ones. Fairly short hair. Then 2 teddy-bear. One had only long fur on his ass. Had to use an old tooth brush to comb the shavings out of it before he dragged it all over the carpet.

I'm sick of raising fertilizer for my lawn.

[I_Zik]

The funniest thing in my life right now is the fact that I don't really make stuff up about myself. Everything put before you is true except for the favourite outfit. I guess my favourite outfit is an idea for a survival suit that I have. I like artic ribbing on shirts. Too stretchy though.

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"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." E. A. Poe

[sibyl vane.]

Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

You are just so fucking interesting.

Really? I was thinking the opposite.

[I_Zik]

Originally Posted by I_Zik

...Can't even come up with a decent bio.

I think I agreed with you at the beggining of this thread. In addition, she said it not me. "As boring as...well, a boring machine" Sound familiar?

[I_Zik]

Well, I have most of the main body of the statue finished. Just a matter of doing the head and bits and I can start covering over the spots where it overlaps. It`s on my Photobucket: http://s590.photobucket.com/albums/ss350/I_ZIK/

P.S. I know I`m a skinney fucktard.