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04-07-2012, 12:37 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Detroit, Michigan USA
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2 shots of jager, 3 oz of egg nog and 1/2 a teaspoon of cinnamon with crushed ice.
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04-08-2012, 01:27 PM
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#27
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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My username ain't so much a cocktail as a process:
Drink whiskey.
Write poem.
Congratulate self. Dance around apartment to Bo Diddley feeling invincible. Stop only when dog's excited barking leads neighbours to bang on wall.
Drink more whiskey.
Drunk-dial ex.
Drink more whiskey and put on Dr. Who. Become emotional when the Doctor & Madame du Pompadour are separated by cruel fate. Fall asleep entangled with dog.
Wake with dog's ass in face & whiskey shits.
And that's how you do the AC.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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04-08-2012, 01:29 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Sounds like a whole lifestyle right there AC. I think I'd rather be a tequila worm though, something about tequila brings out the titties.
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04-08-2012, 01:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Joking aside, getting an actual job instead of working slacker shit has done me the world of good when it comes to not getting wasted every day & night. I guess nearing your mid-twenties kind of inherently dictates that you stop acting like a waster and grow the fuck up, unless you want to end up being one of "those" old guys who used to come and check out the same porn week after week.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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04-10-2012, 09:09 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 750 mi north of AZ equivalent to Derry, Maine
Posts: 673
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An Emerald Woulf: A shot of Jager and a dollop of non-sweetened real whipped cream, topped with a splash of Zen green tea liqueur.
As a side note, has anyone here ever tried Chartreuse? Did you enjoy it? I've been meaning to give it a try.
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question:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death
(shouts) WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!?
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answer:
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Because some people are dicks. And not everyone else is gay.
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04-11-2012, 11:04 AM
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#31
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 176
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Hell if I know..
This is a question I don't have an answer for.
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04-11-2012, 11:36 AM
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#32
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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WTF? Why respond to a question just to say you don't have an answer? Think something up or GTFO its not likes its difficult. Gyyyah!
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04-12-2012, 01:41 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 176
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
WTF? Why respond to a question just to say you don't have an answer? Think something up or GTFO its not likes its difficult. Gyyyah!
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Sleep deprivation, mainly.
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04-12-2012, 07:18 AM
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#34
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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I don't know anything about alcohol, people just buy it for me or hand it to me and I drink it and then they film me while I call a cube of butter a dirty f.aggot.
I think the Sir Canvas Corpsey is something along the lines of whatever is in the house goes in a glass.
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04-12-2012, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Originally Posted by Class-Punk
Sleep deprivation, mainly.
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Start with that and run with it...unless it happens to be a pair of scissors, in which case walk slowly with the points down.
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04-12-2012, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Originally Posted by Class-Punk
Sleep deprivation, mainly.
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Oh here's one for you CP
1 small can of energy drink. (preferably V, because that already has Guarana in it)
6 large tablespoons of guarana powder.
Mix and drink. Ignore the gritty texture of the guarana powder. Wash it down with three more V energy drinks.
(Red Bull won't work because that just puts me to sleep)
That will fix your sleep deprivation. The last time I took this drink I was awake for 36 hours, drove 1600km, and blew off the exhaust system from my car and listened to BLINK 182 for 12hours.
I only did this to keep Ape happy...
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04-13-2012, 10:23 AM
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#37
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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But...but.. what about my excuse to be a mean person to random people who probably don't really deserve it? *tears flow like twin waterfalls*
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04-13-2012, 11:54 AM
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#38
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Am I in the library? No? Perhaps the pantry? No. Damn.Hm... Check the laboratory. Yup, found me.
Posts: 31
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The Victoria Lovecraft:
Combine in a mug:
A mug of vanilla coffee
a spoonful of sugar
Summon from the void of a cabinet:
2 shots of Kahlua
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04-13-2012, 01:47 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
But...but.. what about my excuse to be a mean person to random people who probably don't really deserve it? *tears flow like twin waterfalls*
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Oh babe, you know I am insanely jealous that Class Punk was getting a lashing from your wickedly talented acid tongue and it wasn't me.
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04-13-2012, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 176
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Oh here's one for you CP
1 small can of energy drink. (preferably V, because that already has Guarana in it)
6 large tablespoons of guarana powder.
Mix and drink. Ignore the gritty texture of the guarana powder. Wash it down with three more V energy drinks.
(Red Bull won't work because that just puts me to sleep)
That will fix your sleep deprivation. The last time I took this drink I was awake for 36 hours, drove 1600km, and blew off the exhaust system from my car and listened to BLINK 182 for 12hours.
I only did this to keep Ape happy...
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Throw a shot or two of 100 proof Vodka in there and it sounds good to me. Though my past is highly caffeinated and filled with ivory rot, so I don't know if I'd actually drink all of that in reality.
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04-13-2012, 08:25 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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Those poor heffalumps
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04-13-2012, 09:25 PM
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#42
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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1 shot top shelf whiskey chosen at random
1 shot bottom shelf whiskey chosen at random
Chased with Dr. Pepper 10 and a cherry.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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04-13-2012, 10:02 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Dr. Pepper 10. XD
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All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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04-14-2012, 04:19 AM
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#44
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Originally Posted by Class-Punk
Throw a shot or two of 100 proof Vodka in there and it sounds good to me. Though my past is highly caffeinated and filled with ivory rot, so I don't know if I'd actually drink all of that in reality.
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Drink it over a few hour and a few hundred kilometres - you'd be set.
Road trip! **yelled at Timless Rebellion**
Versus - Dr Pepper - ewwwww... that's gross.
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04-14-2012, 04:30 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Road trip!!! I'll get the awesome, you get the energy drinks and the powder (mainly because I have no clue where to get those two things)
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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04-14-2012, 11:09 AM
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#46
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Oh babe, you know I am insanely jealous that Class Punk was getting a lashing from your wickedly talented acid tongue and it wasn't me.
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Hmmm
ad's wickedly talented acid tongue
1 1/2 Bombay Sapphire Gin
1 raspberry pucker
1 shot sour mix
1 shot of 1/2 lemon juice 1/2 lime juice combined
garnish with a lemon warhead
drink through a sour-punch candy
There ya go FB, now you can have a lashing with it whenever you like . Drink ye this in remembrance of me. <3
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04-14-2012, 01:16 PM
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#47
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Dr. Pepper 10. XD
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It's only for MEN.
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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04-14-2012, 01:22 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Manly men.
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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04-14-2012, 02:47 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
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Men in tights
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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04-15-2012, 12:41 AM
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#50
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ape descendant
Hmmm
ad's wickedly talented acid tongue
1 1/2 Bombay Sapphire Gin
1 raspberry pucker
1 shot sour mix
1 shot of 1/2 lemon juice 1/2 lime juice combined
garnish with a lemon warhead
drink through a sour-punch candy
There ya go FB, now you can have a lashing with it whenever you like . Drink ye this in remembrance of me. <3
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I'm going to be googling this for hours to figure out what raspberry pucker is...
I actually love lemons. I'll eat one like an orange... yummy... maybe that's why I'm such a tart (oh get it... shit I'm not funny... sigh.. I'm off, like a bucket of prawns in the sun babe)
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