Rant Thread II

[Ben Lahnger]

In other whining, my dog is useless as a guard beast.

When someone is home (myself or my SO) and he hears a noise outside he will bark and howl very loudly to get everyone's attention. But if the house is dark and no one is home, it's a different story.

I come home, make the usual rattling sounds as I pull out my key chain and unlock the door. I listen and I hear nothing. I quickly open the door and peer into the beam of hallway light that starts illuminating the apartment. There is my dog, retreated to the farthest corner of the living room, silently cowering down and trying to see whether something coming in the door might be a danger. And he doesn't make a sound until he recognizes it's me. On some occasions he even dives behind the furniture to hide.

So, to sum up, if someone is home with him he barks really loud to let us know there might be danger at the door. If nobody else is home with him, he is silent and hides.

He's not a watch dog. He's a "watch over and protect me, please" dog.

*sigh*

[Anarasha]

Haha :P that's cute :P

[Anarasha]

after scouring my room, I have arrived at the conclusion that I possibly threw out the strings by accident. I should be shot.

[Ben Lahnger]

The extra strings were plan B.

Next time you buy extra strings, you'll have to concoct plan C to protect plan B.

[MissCheyenne]

I've been invited to a party in a couple of weeks and I really want to go but I'm uncomfortable at the thought of turning up alone and none of my other friends know anyone who will be at the party. I can't decide what to do at all.

[opie]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

I've been invited to a party in a couple of weeks and I really want to go but I'm uncomfortable at the thought of turning up alone and none of my other friends know anyone who will be at the party. I can't decide what to do at all.

Go! Meet new people. Why wouldn't you!

[MissCheyenne]

Because I'm awfully shy and get very anxious in social situations. Like I said, I really do want to go but I'm very unsure.

[opie]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

Because I'm awfully shy and get very anxious in social situations. Like I said, I really do want to go but I'm very unsure.

I get that way when I smoke pot! Thats why I quit. But that's me. When I quit smoking, I broke out of my box, and met some really cool people that didn't seem to care how strange I was. Just go. It will build you confidence and you will have fun!

[the-nihilist]

Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

In other whining, my dog is useless as a guard beast.

When someone is home (myself or my SO) and he hears a noise outside he will bark and howl very loudly to get everyone's attention. But if the house is dark and no one is home, it's a different story.

I come home, make the usual rattling sounds as I pull out my key chain and unlock the door. I listen and I hear nothing. I quickly open the door and peer into the beam of hallway light that starts illuminating the apartment. There is my dog, retreated to the farthest corner of the living room, silently cowering down and trying to see whether something coming in the door might be a danger. And he doesn't make a sound until he recognizes it's me. On some occasions he even dives behind the furniture to hide.

So, to sum up, if someone is home with him he barks really loud to let us know there might be danger at the door. If nobody else is home with him, he is silent and hides.

He's not a watch dog. He's a "watch over and protect me, please" dog.

*sigh*

That's hilarious Ben.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Flowergirl is going to be impregnated by an 18 year old and I missed it? That's really a shame.

No, but seriously, he's lying when he says "sweet things." You're in middle school.

[Lolly PopMuzik]

Dear menstrual cycle aka Jungle Red/Red Scare,

I'm glad that you've gotten that whole "Cramps that make me feel like I've been beaten by the flu stick" stage out of your system but this whole starting a week early shit needs to stop.

However, if it's just spotting, please feel free to disregard this notice.

Sincerely,

Lolly

P.S: You can also stop flowing like a bottle of Hershey's Strawberry Syrup.

[Mir]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

Because I'm awfully shy and get very anxious in social situations. Like I said, I really do want to go but I'm very unsure.

Take me, take me! I haven`t been to a party in forever.

[Pineapple_Juice]

Originally Posted by FlowerGirl

No offense taken...now I know me and him are never going to happen.
The sad thing is my classmate might be going out with him. She's 13.
Fuck my life.

That's disgusting. If he's 18 and he would consent to dating a 13 year old you don't wanna date him anyway. What the hell would a grown man see in a little girl unless he was a pedo?

[the-nihilist]

Originally Posted by Lolly PopMuzik

Dear menstrual cycle aka Jungle Red/Red Scare,

I'm glad that you've gotten that whole "Cramps that make me feel like I've been beaten by the flu stick" stage out of your system but this whole starting a week early shit needs to stop.

However, if it's just spotting, please feel free to disregard this notice.

Sincerely,

Lolly

P.S: You can also stop flowing like a bottle of Hershey's Strawberry Syrup.

Does your menstrual cycle even post here?

[CarrionCorpse]

Simply sick of idiots.
and oh my, is the world full of them.
>:|

[CarrionCorpse]

Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

Might be overblowing a small situation here, but I really miss my friends. Damn by schooling and working at a lame job that doesn't pay what it should.

*sighs*

Cheer up my good man!
Please?

[the-nihilist]

"Malfeasance" is an acceptable reason for doing anything.

[sibyl vane.]

My psychiatrist mother says I'm depressed. Tell me something I don't know.

[JCC]

Originally Posted by sibyl vane.

My psychiatrist mother says I'm depressed. Tell me something I don't know.

One of the guitarists in Between the Buried and Me doesn't know where the notes on the guitar are, and has to be dictated riffs by fret position.

[sibyl vane.]

Originally Posted by JCC

One of the guitarists in Between the Buried and Me doesn't know where the notes on the guitar are, and has to be dictated riffs by fret position.

Thanks, man!

[Still Jack]

I hate the fact that 13 year old children manage to somehow go to halfway decent bars, get off their fucking face, and then manage to vomit all over the place. Thus fucking up the bar for other people. I wish people wouldn't drink if they can't take it.

[Delkaetre]

I wish I could just teleport things to me. It's cold and miserable outside (well, it is English late winter/early spring weather), and I don't want to have to get up to go to asda to buy the ingredients for a blueberry pie. I want the ingredients to just appear here.

I can't send out my trained domestic housemate, she's got essays to write for university.

[honeythorn]

Tesco do Home deliveries. Not sure how much it is though and probably wouldn't be worth it just for pie ingredients..

[DRM]

I've only grown a half an inch since the seventh grade!
D ;
I'm in the tenth grade now.

[Saya]

I pretty much stopped growing in grade six, wasn't easy being a foot taller than any of my class mates >.>