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01-12-2006, 11:18 AM
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#376
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
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Ben, hasn't that religion been done already? Where have i misplaced my NTOTKJVB?
Mortalitas. damn right i like hot lesbian sex. even cold lesbian sex, i know it's done in siberia too, i've seen the videos. 
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01-12-2006, 11:33 AM
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#377
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Who's having hot lesbian sex?
And I think I used to own one of those books.
;P
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01-12-2006, 11:48 AM
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#378
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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There are three reasons why I resurrected the new religion post from earlier in this thread.
One, it was a threadjacking attempt, and if thread jacking attempts can only be done with subjects that aren't covered in other threads, then this thread is dead. For example, hot lesbian sex has already been discussed in the Sexuality thread.
Two, I did want to make one quick humorous remark about the inherent (in my opinion) problems in all Christian based religions without dropping into the religion thread and starting some kind of big deal.
And three, to really threadjack a thread, you need to stir up some controversy ... and since EVERYONE loves hot lesbian sex, where's the contoversy?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-22-2006, 02:27 AM
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#379
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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IL GATO!!!
Step up, we're getting married!
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OWNED BY BJORK_FREAK
Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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02-22-2006, 02:38 AM
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#380
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 317
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So, whats the deal? Am I the priest? Or the ring boy or something?
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Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.
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02-22-2006, 02:44 AM
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#381
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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You choose.
I am the groom!
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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02-22-2006, 02:47 AM
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#382
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 317
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We three could be mormon about this. If that's the case, I'll be the second...bride. *Sigh* This means I have to wear the dress doesn't it? Welp, better get sewing.
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Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.
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02-22-2006, 02:54 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Don't worry, You can wear that corset I made, It's not exactly...um...perfect, but I'm sure you'd fit 
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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02-22-2006, 02:58 AM
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#384
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 317
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Awsome, now if only I had the right set of *Ahem* Assests to go with said corest. Yet, alas, I am lacking a couple things that the corset helps with. But if you insist Demonista.
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Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.
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02-22-2006, 03:09 AM
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#385
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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jack ON this thread......WTF?
ahahahahahahahahahahah
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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02-22-2006, 07:22 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Or TO this thread, should it cum to it.
GET IT?
CUM?
HAHAHA
I AM SO CLEVERLY WITTY TO APPROACH YOUR WIT FROM A SIMILAR ANGLE.
*calms down*
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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02-23-2006, 01:54 PM
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#387
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Dis's user title sucks.
He needs a new one.
What should we recommend for his user title, folks?
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02-23-2006, 03:58 PM
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#388
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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I vote 'Pink Suit Man'.
I called him that in a dream.
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02-26-2006, 09:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Here I sit,
lonely hearted.
Tried to jack this thread,
but it only farted.
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Why? I dunno.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-26-2006, 11:07 PM
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#390
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Rob, you're insane.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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02-27-2006, 05:30 PM
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#391
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque
Precisely, that's why I said
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I go to Hell every time I look at your cute (notsexynotsexynotsexy) picture and then suddenly remember your age. If I was your dad I'd have a coronary everytime you left the house without an armed escort.
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02-27-2006, 05:56 PM
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#392
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Rob..
I just deleted THIRTY FIVE posts in this thread containing disgusting cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammed, in various acts.
Not only is this extremely offensive to the Muslim Men and Women of this Forum, but THIRTY FIVE posts in a ROW, on ANY TOPIC is simply ridiculous.
Friggin quit your crap. Stop wasting my time. Get another hobby.
That was the stupidest & most offensive thing you have done to date.
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02-27-2006, 10:10 PM
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#393
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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Originally Posted by robster667
Thank you. I take that as a compliment.
I'm glad to be earning brownie points...
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And then you make a "serious" thread asking for ways to make amends? How to approve on your people skills?
It's going to take babysteps for your ignorant self to improve.
Step One: Grow the fuck up.
We'll work on step two...never.
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02-27-2006, 10:29 PM
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#394
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tampa Bay
Posts: 491
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Originally Posted by robster667
Thank you. I take that as a compliment.
Btw, there are muslim goths?
I must be missing out...
I'm glad to be earning brownie points... |
This was so uncalled for. EPS's time is highly valuable and just the fact that you think that wasting her time, deleting your bullshit, is amusing, shows how much you should be banned.
Keep posting, please. Hopefully you'll cross the line here soon. Then we can say goodbye to your sorry ass!
EPS, I'm here for you. You say jump and I'll say how high.. let me know if there's anything I can do to help you with this matter.
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I seek the animated corpse that preys upon the living, usually by night, seeking blood to continue its existence.
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02-28-2006, 12:15 AM
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#395
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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That's pretty weak Rob...impressing a girl? Don't get me wrong she's a sexy intelligent woman, but...trying to impress someone online, that's bordering on pathetic.
Back to ignore you go.
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02-28-2006, 12:54 AM
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#396
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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Yes Robster, you're back on ignore with me too. I actually took you off for a couple of days, just to see if you had somehow changed your ways. You know, dropped the references to the nether regions of human anatomy, and not projecting a general air of attention-starved filthiness through your posts.
Nope. Still as disgusting.
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02-28-2006, 03:27 AM
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#397
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tampa Bay
Posts: 491
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On your "sincere" thread people actually tried to give you pointers and yet, you kept being just as obnoxious as ever and even more dense (I didn't think that was possible).
You are now on ignore.
Buh bye.
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I seek the animated corpse that preys upon the living, usually by night, seeking blood to continue its existence.
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02-28-2006, 08:48 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Originally Posted by robster667
I didn't do it for my "amusement". I was trying to impress Santarea. I thought I was on a
roll with the chick tract parody. So I took it further. Do you understand?
She's special to me.
I got carried away...all right. Give me some freaking slack... |
CARRIED AWAY???
THIRTY FIVE POSTS OF CARTOONS DEPICTING THE PROPHET MOHAMMED IN VARIOUS INAPPROPRIATE ACTS???
CARRIED AWAY??
I KNOW you follow World News, as your rambling threads in Politics suggest.
So KNOWING that Muslims around the world are RIOTING because of ONE Cartoon Depiction of Mohammed, WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU POST THIRTY FIVE HERE????
I mean really..
If you want 8 Billion Angry Muslims after You, DO IT ON YOUR OWN WEBPAGE!!!
Not to mention, as I said before, that is a Spit in the Face to all of the Muslim Members of this Forum.
And YES, we have Muslim Members.
You knew what you were doing could potentially rain all kinds of Hell on this Forum, and you did it anyway. Then you basically laughed in my face after I spent MY TIME deleting all THIRTY FIVE of your posts.
Not to mention, THIRTY FIVE POSTS of ANYTHING IN A ROW IS NOT OKAY!!!
We've had some real Whackos post on Gnet in the past, but I can honestly say NO ONE has EVER posted THIRTY FIVE TIMES IN A ROW!!!
I have cut you all kinds of slack, over and over and over again. I have asked you nicely and not so nicely, to stop being so Racist, Arrogant & Hateful to the other Posters.
You cool it for a day or so, and then you're right back at it again.
It's ridiculous, and frankly I have better things to do with my time here, than to have to follow you around with a Mop and Bucket all day.
Not to mention the nasty private message you sent me, Calling me a Cyprian Whore.
Very nice..
All because you THOUGHT you knew what kind of person I am.
Just because I had a Nanny growing up, doesn't mean I am some Rich, Insipid, Paris Hilton Wanna Be. You have every right to make assumptions about anyone you wish, just be aware that you're probably way off base in your assumptions 99.9% of the time.
I am just plain sick and tired of dealing with your crap.
I'll copy this to your ' other' thread, just in case you don't see this.
Sigh.
Last edited by Empty_Purple_Stars; 02-28-2006 at 08:54 AM.
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02-28-2006, 08:50 AM
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#399
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by robster667
I didn't do it for my "amusement". I was trying to impress Santarea. I thought I was on a roll with the chick tract parody. So I took it further. Do you understand? She's special to me.
I got carried away...all right. Give me some freaking slack... |
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Originally Posted by robster667
If you didn't notice, I actually posted that thread in Whining AFTER the mod said that... I AM trying to redeem myself...it's just hard. Very hard.
Plus physical isolation breeds resentment...
Some people here might understand that...
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I am positive that this kind of idiotic communication does not impress women; not any women, and certainly not women of the caliber of Santerea.
So I think I'm accurate in speculating that your physical isolation is a result of your own bad behavior. You don't need some slack or some understanding. You need to self-edit.
If you are incapable of that, then continue posting what you please. The mods here will take care of your problem soon enough.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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09-23-2009, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Why am I here, and why am I posting here?
Because the only thing better than hijacking a thread is resurrecting a dead one!
Plus, I thought the premise of this thread was ripe for a revisit.
Carry on.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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