1. What do you do?
I mooch off from my parents whom I hate to death for not letting me wear white face paint when we go out to the Olive Garden. I'm totally an artist and I've written three journals of dark poetry that my friends like. I might write a book about darkness because that's such a deep subject.
2. Where are you from?
Hell. Am I goth yet?
3. Who is your favorite author?
I only read Edgar Allan Poe for American Lit but I'm going to say that I read too much to answer this question. You'd think with all the shitload of books I claim to read I would know there's a difference between Octavio Paz and Anne Rice, but no, I want to show off.
4. What are your favorite films?
Last movie I rented was Underworld, but I'm into film noir movies. Those are like Dracula and shit, right?
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
Some shitty black drone viking electrometal no one in my family will enjoy. Lucky half of them won't bother showing up.
6. At your funeral?
I won't have a funeral. I'M A VAMPIRE!
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
I want to die beautifully.
oh
my
god
I'm so deep
8. What kind of casket would you want?
I want the blackest of blacks, with velvet lining softer than a baby's scrotum (that's soft!) and the lyrics of Bela Lugosi's Dead engraved in gold, with marble handles and a compartment for wine.
Basically, fuck my family, I want them to pay for a casket more expensive than our house.
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
Something victorian with my bowler hat that makes me sweat off a pound and a half every summer day. It's ok though, because this is me
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
In reality, that my parents didn't wonder what they did wrong. But I'm going to say I miss the bliss of ignorance. Clichés can be so inspiring.
11. What's your favorite band?
Again, I will say they're too many to name because I'm too insecure to actually mention my tastes and you disapprove of them. It's okay though; I DO have shitty tastes and you SHOULD disapprove, so it's better that I don't say anything.
12. What kind of education do you have?
I feel I waste my time in school. I'm so above such a conformist factory. That's why I'm a straight C high school junior.
13. Why did you join?
I feel people will understand the darkness within me. I was also looking for tips on how to look like a bigger piece of shit and this thread by a certain Catch popped up.
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
I'm bisexual! Aren't I special?