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12-25-2009, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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padded undies
I very recently found out that such a thing exists. They actually make underwear that is padded in the back to give the illusion that you actually have an ass to those that lack this. So,
if they made undergarments to make your ass look bigger
and they made undergarments to make your boobs look bigger
do they make undergarments to make your dick look bigger?
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12-25-2009, 09:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Many people have figured out ways to make themselves look like big dicks.
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12-25-2009, 09:29 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
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I figure you can just wrap yourself up in some tube socks.
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12-25-2009, 09:33 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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They have made all three mentioned undergarments for awhile now.
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12-25-2009, 09:38 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
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Sure, just ask David Bowie.
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12-25-2009, 11:11 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
Sure, just ask David Bowie.
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Especially in "The Labyrinth"!
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12-26-2009, 01:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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Who the fuck would want to make their dick look bigger? That's just lame.
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12-26-2009, 02:12 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Where I go to sleep every night
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
Who the fuck would want to make their dick look bigger? That's just lame.
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Him maybe
http://maxdunbar.files.wordpress.com...ing20crazy.jpg
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12-26-2009, 02:20 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: exile.
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i think i would giggle a bit if this thread became sticky.
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12-26-2009, 09:23 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Sticky padded dick. Nice.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-26-2009, 10:00 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
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Put a big potato in the front of your undies, end of story! :P Just watch out not to put it in the back.. That gives a slightly different illusion.
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12-26-2009, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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What, no cucumber?!?
That reminds me ...
*singing "You say po-tay-to and I say po-tah-to" ...*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-26-2009, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: exile.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
What, no cucumber?!? ...*
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what about carrot?
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12-28-2009, 08:14 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
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Well, with padded undies I guess one can sit comfortably anywhere!
On the other hand, you won't feel a thing if someone touches/slaps your butt.
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12-28-2009, 08:32 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Skoteinh ... so you'd miss the butt slapping? LOL!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-28-2009, 08:34 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
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Yes, I would, Sir!
; )
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12-29-2009, 01:14 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: California
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I think if I found padded knickers I'd buy them just to be able to tell my friends I had them...
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12-30-2009, 01:24 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
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I wouldn't wear that crap for the world, my butt is large enough as it is.
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12-30-2009, 01:39 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: SD
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Keni
I very recently found out that such a thing exists. They actually make underwear that is padded in the back to give the illusion that you actually have an ass to those that lack this. So,
if they made undergarments to make your ass look bigger
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check out Reno 911 movie red carpet....
Wow!
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