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Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

HA! I own the waffle iron. Yes bow down to uber disgusting cutesy-ness.

Yes, but do you have the Hello Kitty FERRARI??

How bout the handy dandy Hello Kitty DVD Player WITH Stand Up Remote(Wtf?)

And my personal favorite, Hello Kitty Tarot Cards:

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 12:42 PM

DUDE!

the ferrari kicks ass! it looks like an oversized Barbie-mobile!

i just got a new set of halloween tarot cards the other day!

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 01:03 PM

hahahhahahhaa... that is awesome. it looks soft.

check it!

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 01:05 PM

OH MAN....

i got another one...

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 01:22 PM

hahahahaaa... that would be funny! "Look! Your Kitty says hello!" i used to know a girl who had her entire, um... "kitty", tattooed with green flames....

Erm ew.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 01:23 PM

HA!!!!

Friggin funny.. Hello Kitty Wedding Dresses and Crop Circles. *snort*

Oh and I have a female genitalia tattoo pic that is funny as hell, but I cant post it here.

It's a Tattoo of a Demon with the Girls uhh Labia as the demon's tongue..

If anyone is REALLY curious, pm me.

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 01:31 PM

hahahahahaha! yes, i thought green may not be the color of choice for that tattoo, as the first thing I think of is "toxic"

E_P_S the pics did not come out love, they must've protected from hotlinking...
<3

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 01:35 PM

Well to make up for it HERE is the history of the Hello Kitty Vibrator.

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 01:40 PM

oh man... THAT is awesome. It kinda looks like a deformed lolly!

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 01:52 PM

In the History up there^^it explains that it was never intended to be used as a 'Vibrator' but was sold as a 'Personal Massager'. Then they started popping up in Porno Movies, and Adult Vending Machines in Japan.

I dont want any part of the 'Kitty' end though..

Well actually both ends look painful..

*Ouch*

But it would still make for an awesome conversation piece..

Pun Intended.

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 01:52 PM

you are right. and they don't look comfortable in the slightest. it looks like sharp edges and stuff. ouchie!

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 02:13 PM

i've never seen a porn.

i remember when i went to buy my vibrator, it was a HORRID experience. this woman kept telling me i picked out the smallest one, and tried to sell me these ridiculously GINORMOUS ones. i kept telling her no and she kept pressing the issue so i ended up having to tell her something pretty embarassing to get her to leave me alone.

NEVER AGAIN!

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Nix Nightingale~

i've never seen a porn.

i remember when i went to buy my vibrator, it was a HORRID experience. this woman kept telling me i picked out the smallest one, and tried to sell me these ridiculously GINORMOUS ones. i kept telling her no and she kept pressing the issue so i ended up having to tell her something pretty embarassing to get her to leave me alone.

NEVER AGAIN!

There really are better stores out there.

There is one here in Portland called Fascinations The salesgirls are tactful, sweet, honest and discreet.(o0oo that rhymed) The place is clean and well-designed. You don't really feel like you're in a 'typical' sex shop.

They will even open up packages and put batteries in any Vibe you have a question about.

Plus they knew things about Vibrators I had never heard before.

Useful AND Fun!

Even their website is well-designed and tasteful.

Check it out if you prefer a more low key method of purchasing 'Toys'. Personally I prefer the hands on approach so I can make sure they are made of soft giving material and not hard plastic.

The 'Jelly' ones are the best.. Err so I've heard..

*Hee*

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 02:36 PM

LMAO! I love you E_P_S! that is actually the store i went to, they have a chain of them here in Phoenix. she knew what she was talking about, but wouldn't listen to me when i tried to tell her my preference is smaller because they hurt me. after i said that she left, i think she felt bad for pressing.

and i SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO have one of the jelly ones.

but i never use the vibrate part. i don't like how it feels.

Manimal · 01-09-2006, 02:57 PM

You girls fucking rule. Women talking about vibrators has to be the best thing to read while at work. I liked the Fascinations store too. Lots of cool Valentines ideas - too bad I can't afford them all!

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 03:11 PM

LOL! i've only been in it twice. they have nice shoes.

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 03:15 PM

there is another one here called Castle Megastore. i've never been there though Nelson has tried to drag me a few times. I'm terrified of those stores after that first chick!

joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 03:34 PM

I know a guy who had his entire "ding-dong" tattooed with spiderman images. o_O

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-09-2006, 03:56 PM

WOW. LOL! so he was like a walking spiderman sheet?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Nix Nightingale~

and i SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO have one of the jelly ones.

but i never use the vibrate part. i don't like how it feels.

~Nix

Mine is Red!!!

And I'm not crazy about the Vibrate part either. Ya know they make Jelly Dildos right? (That just doesn't sound right..

)

Many people think that Dildos and Vibes are the same thing.

But yeah they have some nice ones on their site that don't do anything but lay there..

*Hee*

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Originally Posted by Manimal

I liked the Fascinations store too. Lots of cool Valentines ideas - too bad I can't afford them all!

Oh and I got some really thought provoking V-Day ideas from their as well Wht. Boi.

I'm just not telling you what they were..

Manimal · 01-09-2006, 04:20 PM

I always thought it'd be a cool idea to get one of those home kits to make my own dildo by moldng my erect thingy - for her use of course. You know - perfect for the guy that doesnt want his woman playing with a penis unlike his own. Perfect for the woman who can't spend a waking moment away from her man's cock. Perfect as stocking stuffers for Mom and Aunt Florence. Perfect for road trips and vacations. Perfect for display at the home or office. You get the idea...

If I made a mold of mine, I'd sell you gnet girls your very own for the cost of materials and shipping... any takers?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Manimal

If I made a mold of mine, I'd sell you gnet girls your very own for the cost of materials and shipping... any takers?

And I'll throw in a picture of my Size Ten Boot in Manimal's Chocolate Starfish at no extra charge.

*Beams*

Tstone and E_E can have one for free though..

*Hee*

When you care enough to send the very best....
Manimal's Cock..
The Special Gift for that Special Someone..

JuliaGaltic · 01-09-2006, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Nix Nightingale~

LOL! i've only been in it twice. they have nice shoes.

Nice shoes, yeah that's it, nice shoes....

JuliaGaltic · 01-09-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by joyslayer

I know a guy who had his entire "ding-dong" tattooed with spiderman images. o_O

I was shopping around for a tattoo artist and one of the portfolios that I saw had a picture of a guy's penis tattooed as a snake with the eyes at the side of the head....hehe.

The tattoo artist told me that the guy had to stay erect during the whole tattoo session for it to come out right too. That must have been quite a feat... ouch!

joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 04:53 PM

I'm sure that would sell well.