Sanctus has inspired me to resurrect my thread. Let's see... I'll start with a joke:
Curiosity killed the cat, Schrodinger only killed half of it.
What, too avantgarde for you?
Screw you, then ¬¬
Anyway, everything I say from here on is completely true:
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
Well, I used to play the violin, but I'm afraid I might have lost the touch; I really gotta start practicing again. I'm working on a novel, not too shabby, but you won't see it on the best sellers.
I'm also a part-time fairy.
2. Where are you from?
Most people would say I'm from El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua. According to Ron Hubbard, I'm from Zebulon or some shit like that. According to the Bible, I come from the love of a God that loves me so much that will give me a chance to completely stop being myself before sending me to a hot place with lots of fire and heavy metal music.
According to myself, I come from my mommy.
3. Who is your favorite author?
Dan Simmons, most definitely! I won't even stain this question by saying anything else.
4. What are your favorite films?
In order:
The Phantom of the Opera
Brokeback Mountain
Big Fish
And anything from Chaplin.
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
Yup, I still want a Victorian Waltz.
6. At your funeral?
Mozart's Requiem.
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
As creative an answer I can give, I just want to die with glory, and with a big enough name that people will remember me almost as much as Jesus, Buddha, or Socrates.
8. What kind of casket would you want?
A merlot red one, with my epitaph written on its top, caket open to show that I'm as sexy as always.
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
Matte black pants, flowy white shirt, black vest, a long sleeve on my right hand, and my Chaplin Watch on the left one. Oh, and in a not very distant future: my eva sexy paddok boots.
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
They used to think I was smart, now they only think I think of myself as better than others.
11. What's your favorite band?
Lacrimosa
Then the Dresden Dolls
London After Midnight
I also have a Dimmu Borgir fetish
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
I'm going for my senior year in high school. As for the future, I have an already set goal: I'll have a major in Marketing and a minor in Creative Writing in my local college, then go to Rice and get a major in Philosophy and a minor in Social Studies.
13. Why did you join?
I'm pretty sure it was to preach the teachings of the Holy Twinkie to my fellow undead.
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
I wanna say androgynous, but I'll be damned to explain the thing that doesn't let me close my legs completely.
By the way, everything since the top of this is a lie.