Dear housemate.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-28-2009, 02:05 PM

Please stop putting my butter in the fucking fridge. Do you have any idea how hard it is to spread that shit when it's been in the fridge? What are you, some sort of retard?

Lots of love,

The guy who had a sandwich with mangled bread because you're a dumb shit.

P.S, I know your teacher, and she thinks you're an idiot, too.

Underwater Ophelia · 03-28-2009, 02:16 PM

Who put they penis in the buttah tray?

Smells Like A Foot · 03-28-2009, 02:20 PM

The doofus across the hall from me. It's depressing that I'm half way dead and have to rent a damn room with morons.

I should get my own fuckin' house....................................

Pyre · 03-28-2009, 03:03 PM

If it happens again, just microwave some of the butter for a few seconds, just long enough to soften, but not melt it.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-28-2009, 03:08 PM

Why the fuck can't you be my fucking house mate?

Pyre · 03-28-2009, 03:10 PM

I am not fond of feet.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-28-2009, 03:16 PM

I don't care. Come over here and be my house mate.

honeythorn · 03-28-2009, 03:22 PM

Just get a butterdish and label it as yours, with an extra note to your housemate NOT to put it in the fridge.

I hate that as well. It breaks the bread and then you can't use it for a sarnie. And it makes it go on in lumps or too thickly. I can't bear sandwhiches with too much butter >.<

The only time cold butter is any use is to put on hot toast to melt it.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-28-2009, 03:24 PM

Scratch that, YOU come over and be my house mate instead.

honeythorn · 03-28-2009, 03:25 PM

Haha, I at least would not keep butter in the fridge.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-28-2009, 03:31 PM

We have nakey Thursdays

!

honeythorn · 03-28-2009, 03:33 PM

I am alarmed! :O

Duane · 03-28-2009, 03:35 PM

It'd kick ass to be Duck's housemate.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-28-2009, 03:38 PM

You can be the walk-in character.

Duane · 03-28-2009, 03:40 PM

Heh heh heh.

All Shall Be Judged · 03-28-2009, 04:46 PM

I wish I were one of those women who bitches about her live-in leaving the toilet seat UP - I raise you inadvertantly sitting in someone else's pee over butter in the fridge.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-28-2009, 04:52 PM

One place I lived had an unwritten rule that if you were a chick, you leave the toilet seat up, dudes leave it down. Was pretty neat, in a real lame and easy way.

All Shall Be Judged · 03-28-2009, 04:55 PM

But couldn't you all just leave it as you used it, and put it up/down BEFORE using it instead of after, removing the need to remember to do anything? Or was that considered sexist and disrespectful?

Smells Like A Foot · 03-28-2009, 05:13 PM

You could, but I just never told the chicks that. They were dumb.

Alarica · 03-28-2009, 05:21 PM

I hate people who dont rinse the bath after shaving, or empty the plug hole of hair after washing theirs, or leave bread crumbs from toast in the sodding marg.

gothicusmaximus · 03-28-2009, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by All Shall Be Judged

I wish I were one of those women who bitches about her live-in leaving the toilet seat UP - I raise you inadvertantly sitting in someone else's pee over butter in the fridge.

God, your housemate needs to learn to aim.

HumanePain · 03-28-2009, 10:05 PM

To get my son and other males to put the seat down when they are done I bought a hydraulic seat that slowly lowers itself. The new problem was that to get guys to use it you have to tell your male friends and visitors, family etc. so that they use it and don't think it is an average seat. This means I had to go around telling visitors that the toilet seat in the bathroom was hydraulic which instead had the effect of everyone thinking I was just bragging about my new wiz-bang toilet seat (misspelling intended to achieve the intended pun), which was not the case at all, I just wanted the guys to change their ways on behalf of the womenfolk but the more I talked about it the stranger...I am not really going anywhere with this yarn am I?