AlKilYu Versus Dr. Titanium!!!

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Well guys,

In less than twelve hours Mr. Kilyu's operation will officially commence.

He is scheduled to begin the surgery at 11:30 A.M.

The upside of this is after they weld Titanium to Al's spine tommorrow he'll be like a Republican version of Wolverine!!



Plus we're hoping he'll set off the security alarms in the airport and confuse the fuck outta the airport screeners.

I am picking him up from his house in the morning, and will be at the hospital with him, til I know he is resting comfortably tommorrow night after the surgery.

I will definitely make a point to get online as soon as I get home and give everyone an update on his condition. Anyone that wants a more detailed update can im me or email me at *****************************.

I know he is ready for this to be over, and as his best friend, I just want him to stop hurting and feel better. He deserves to have a pain-free life.

Al,

Manimal and I love ya lots man, and we are very lucky to have you in our lives. You have been threre for us through so much, and I am glad we can return the favor a bit after everything you have done.

Everything will go like clockwork tommorrow, and you'll be back in your fine, sarcastic, Republican form before you know it.

:wink:

Big Hugs Asshat, see you soon..


Think about this delectable image as you drift off to La-La Land tommorrow..

:twisted:

[pitseleh]

Good luck with the spot-welding of your chassis there, man. Sounds exciting! Especially the part about the security alarms. And a pain-free life is an extra bonus too, I suppose!

With a reinforced spine like that, will you be able to bend over and... you know... pleasure yourself? :wink:

[edible_eye]

beware, al. this guy started out with titanium welded to his spine... he liked it so much, he told them not to stop.



good luck, bro.

[MrMaelstrom]

May the great Architect of the universe not call in this mason.

Good luck bro, and come back soon, cause you've still gotta build temples to virtue and prisons to vice (except ganja ).

[Binkie]

Again with the ganja... :roll:

Al,
hope everything goes smooth and you make a speedy recovery. This board is gonna get dull with you gone, so I stress speedy recovery. 8)

[edible_eye]

just got word - here's your nurse...

[drgnlvr]

All my love and hopes go with you, Al! May your recovery be speedy, and your nurses be lovely!

[Planewalker]

Hey man, look at it this way.... if times ever get tough, you can find money at bars breaking tables and chairs over your back. (You just have to loose the teddy and focus on the bear in you)

Good luck man

[winged_dreams]

I'm wishing you luck too! I hope you get better soon! I'm going to miss you!!

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Everyone should be happy to hear that Al is out of surgery and recovering at the hospital in his room..

The day was action-packed to say the least, but after 12 hours at the hospital I can hardly keep my eyes open.

So you guys will have to wait for pics o' the big event and the mirthful highlights of the whole ordeal.

Al came through the surgery really well, but he is definitely in an extreme amount of pain.

However E_E's order came in and Al DOES have a HAWT ASIAN NURSE named Dee..

:twisted:

Thanks man, now if I can just get her to put on the thong and those matching nipple clamps..

:roll:

I asked her for a sponge bath but alas she wouldn't oblige me.



Al should be drifting off into a chemically induced, fitful slumber right about now, but hopefully they will discharge him in the next couple of days.

Thanks for all the well-wishes, I am going to go pass the fuck out now.

I'll keep you guys posted..

Merble..

[SuicideJade]

I will burn some insence and some paper for you and your watchful angel EPS in hopes for a speedy recovery and lots of rest for you both ^_^
*i'll try to swing the spongebath from the hawt nurse too.. no promises!*

[WolfMoon]

I can just picture you now with a cigar between your lips on a big ol' motorcycle callin' everyone "Bub" now. But how will you work the hair?

Be well, babe, and enjoy everything that the nurses are willing to do.


:twisted:

[black_fairy]

I'm happy the operation has been done with success, and I expect you to recover very quickly because we want you here as soon as possible! :wink:

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

For the folks playing along at home, here is your first look at the new and Titanium reinforced:

ALKILYU

Defender of Truth and Boobies..






He is fresh home from his bionic implantation and hopefully

RESTING LIKE HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING!!

You Fucker!!

He is as stubborn if not more stubborn than Manimal.

And that is saying alot..

:shock:

But at least he's home...

Now the shitty part begins..

But hopefully he will be in top shape really soon..

I relayed all of your well-wishes, and he really appreciates it.

He'll be back to disturb us all in no time, I am quite sure.

:wink:

[edible_eye]

that's fuckin' awesome. you can get laid for scars like that.

[Jane13]

I'm so sorry I didn't see this thread! I'm so glad Al's operation is succesful, and I hope the best for him in his recovery!



.. EPS, could you ask Al if I could be his sidekick when I have my spine done? I won't get in the way of his superpowers, I PROMISE!!!

[mlwlildevil]

hey Al, sorry I didn't see this thred earlier, I would have wished you all the best of luck but now I'll tell you that I hope you get all your rest and everything and that you and jane can be superheroes together and save the world from all things pink and frilly :wink:

[Suiside_Kitty]

Al, hope you're doing ok hun.. and hope to see ya back and posting soon! Take it easy babe... Quick and healthy recovery!

*bighugs*

[winged_dreams]

I can't wait til you're better!! I miss you!! Get well soon!! ^_^

[ghostposts]

However E_E's order came in and Al DOES have a HAWT ASIAN NURSE named Dee..

There IS a God in heaven.

All the best, Babe. <hug>

[MrMaelstrom]

My Danger Mouse Pager Alert told me there's a recovering republican (no, he's not recovering from politics) attempting to drive a piece-of-shit car that's made of weaker materials than the titanium implants he's had fitted in his balls while "driving" his firends and acquaintances crazy and worried sick he'll do something that can amage his health or slow his recovery.

Tell me it's not so...

7am, gonna go to bed. Leaving hometown for Lisbon for a couple of days (police subpoena [or whateverthewayit'sspelled]).

I'll try to be online soon to reply to Asurai and screw with your heads.

Alkilyu, dude, be sensible for as long as your body is sensitive (don't worry, sensitive works with chicks and doesn't turn you queer or democrat [unless you really wanna]).

Get well soon and I wish you were beer.

post edit: Al, my latest avatar and sig have nothing to do with what's happening to you (unless God/dess has decided to laugh at your expense for a while as s/he does with everyone else [especially the cute ones :wink: :twisted: ]).

[AlKilyu]

LOL will do thanks.

And thanks for everyone's support and wishes.

EPS thought it funny to make it look like I had a huge boner by slipping the remote under the blanket so she could take a pic of it with her cell phone.

She took forever and a nurse walked in to me sporting a jinormous stiffy under my blankie, and EPS was all the happier.

Without her, it would have sucked more. She is an angel.

I am hurting alot so I am going to go back and try to sit in a way that does not hurt as much.

^_^

[AlKilyu]

Oh and the last nurse I had...she wasn't asian...but she was a year older than me, divorced, and uh...well as she was wheeling me out to my ride home she said "How tall are you?"

me: 6'2, well...maybe 6'1 now that I am missing part of my back.
nurse: Ooh I love tall guys!

!!!

Then she said if I had any questions after I got home, to call the nurses station on that floor, and if I wanted to ask for Kim.

Maybe e_e was right about the scar?

[pitseleh]

That nurse was definitely maybe hitting on you. Just make up some ridiculous question and call her!

[Nike]

Al- get well soon!
All the best,
~v