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03-19-2007, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Dead passenger upgraded from coach to first class!
I have felt dead too after some of the flights I have been on:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...=1766&ito=1490
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03-19-2007, 06:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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That's disgusting.
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03-19-2007, 07:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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We have a nurse where I work who also does some short haul flights as an attendant. Apparently people die on planes relatively often (she says about 1 a year on the airline she works for...) and they usually just pop a pillow under their head, a blanket over them and a dinner tray in front of them. She said that on one flight she worked they ended up having to pop the person who had died in the toilet because there was a child in the same row.
So, next time you're on a plane and it feels like you will never get to go because someone has been in the toilet forever....
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03-19-2007, 07:31 PM
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So she died on a plane, but not because it crashed.
(ba dump bump!)
Talk about dead weight. (ba dump bump!)
Maybe they had to because she bought a round trip ticket, and the airlines didn't want to refund half the fare.
(ba dump bump!)
She wanted to use her frequent miles and nobody else!
(ba dump bump!)
She died and was going to hell but missed her connection.
(ba dump bump!)
She wouldn't have had her luggage waiting for her when she landed anyway.
(ba dump bump!)
Maybe the pilot was bringing his dear departed mother-in-law home for burial.
(ba dump bump!)
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03-20-2007, 12:52 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Did you just think of all of those on the spot?
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03-20-2007, 04:46 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Yes, isn't it painfully obvious? Lame attempt at humor.
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03-20-2007, 05:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
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That would suck having a body next to you for three hours! Those first class passengers pay +$6,000 per seat; it might be nice to have him in first class, teach all those snobs a thing or two about mortality!
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At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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03-20-2007, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
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I wonder if it would be possible to fake death to be upgraded for free?
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03-20-2007, 07:22 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Originally Posted by c130
I wonder if it would be possible to fake death to be upgraded for free?
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You're sick!! =D
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03-20-2007, 07:26 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
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Psh, no I'm not. I'm thrifty.
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03-21-2007, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by c130
I wonder if it would be possible to fake death to be upgraded for free?
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THAT was freakin' awesome! Love it!
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(shouts) WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!?
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Because some people are dicks. And not everyone else is gay.
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03-22-2007, 07:04 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Originally Posted by c130
I wonder if it would be possible to fake death to be upgraded for free?
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I just pictured a Romeo and Juliet type scene. He drinks the potion to appear dead, but instead get's thrown in with the luggage, then plunges a knife into his breast rather being dead then disgraced with luggage.
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