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05-07-2005, 08:17 AM
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#501
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Damn, Al! :cry: I gotta tell you, I'd be screaming!
I'll keep a candle lit, and send good hopes your way on Tuesday.
EPS, you are a compassionate, and wonderful friend, but Al's right...if you're sick, you should take care of you. Wearing yourself out taking care of someone else will only make you sicker, and then you won't be able to help when Al -really- needs it.
The man says he has transportation. Trust him, and take care of yourself.
*hugs* to both of you.
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05-07-2005, 08:58 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Well said, D. I certainly hope your recovery time is as easy for you as possible! I'll pray fot you ^.^
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05-07-2005, 10:58 AM
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#503
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
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I took a break from trying to bust you guys' balls and went for a 20 km seaside bike ride, ended up diving in the Atlantic and am now salty, sweaty, smelling of feromones and sea and back to bust your nuts once again.
I'm getting a decent tan and should look morroccan in a couple more days.
Tonight I'm going to Coimbra for the freshmen baptisms (Coimbra has one of the oldest universities in the world and at this time of the year we always try to beat Munchens Oktoberfest in beer drinking (we actually beat them a couple of times).
I'm gonna do my share, so people don't think I'm not patriotic. Come and eat and drink 'till you puke for your country.
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05-07-2005, 04:08 PM
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#504
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Damn, Al. I thought I had fun in the hospital!
I hope the surgery goes well, luv.
EPS, stay home! No wonder you're always sick, if you spend all your time caring for other people!
GBW, we miss you here. Why are you gone so much?
Mael, have fun tonight.
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05-08-2005, 10:40 AM
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#505
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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happy mom's day, all you luscious moms.
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05-08-2005, 11:12 AM
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#506
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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You and Tstone are so sweet!
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05-08-2005, 04:11 PM
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#507
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Thanks, Mark.
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05-08-2005, 05:38 PM
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#508
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Hangover.....
I can't get get the hang of Sundays. Dunno why.... something to do with saturday nights, I think.
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05-08-2005, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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you need to drink gatorade before you go to bed.
or powerade. one of those liter bottles. just chug it right the fuck down before bed and then crash. even better if you take a vitamin caplet along with it.
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05-08-2005, 06:40 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
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I see you've been there before, huh, E_E? :wink:
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05-08-2005, 07:48 PM
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#511
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Wouldn't drinking a whole mess of Gatorade make him have to piss like a racehorse? And given that he is more than likely stoned, and too tired to get up and drain the vein, won't this lead to him pissing the b-....
Ah....AHHHH! AHA!
Yes yes Mael, before you pass out drink two bottles of Gatorade, and instead of vitamins, take about three or four laxatives. They uh...they like absorb the hangover toxins and send them to hell and stuff. Because of this there is no risk of you shitting yourself because the laxatives will be fighting the hangover toxins and this slows the bowels down.
So uh...take four laxatives and wash them down with two gatorades and a bottle of Fleet if you can find it.
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05-08-2005, 07:57 PM
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#512
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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hey, no - don't do that. you'll soil the bed.
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05-08-2005, 08:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
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Thank God I wans't drinking or smoking when I read Al's post. Brilliant. It reminded me of a sketch I saw once in some comedy show Down Under.
"Here at Chenille's we have the best method for losing weight: 15kg in two weeks :shock: .
We combined the israely army diet and training programme, sprinkled it with lotsa laxatives and induced vomiting and we have a success story.
Ever notice how bad it stinks when you use the toilet the next day?
Somebody open a window. If I set fire to dead goats it will smell better. Damn, NYC and its Hudson river smell like Chanel nº5 by comparison, I'll bet. :?
Anybody remember the guy in Trainspotting who soils himself in bed? The family breakfast scene? :roll:
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05-08-2005, 11:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom
Anybody remember the guy in Trainspotting who soils himself in bed? The family breakfast scene? :roll:
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Fuck yeah! :lol: That was brilliant! Spud, it was... Amazing that he managed to pull such a hot (and young!) bird.
Did the hangover-thing yesterday myself. I know a guy who swears by chocolate milk as a cure before going to bed, but I dunno... I fixed mine with a quick succession of joints in the morning, that's what usually saves my ass.
And, oh! On the way home from the club Saturday, I saw a motherfucking COMET! No shit! Pretty sure it was a comet, cuz it had this looong tail and travelled real fast across the sky. It wasn't no pansy-ass shooting star, that's for sure, it showed up real clear. Unfortunately, none of my friends saw it! Here's me, reeling along, looking at the stars when all of a sudden this thing whizzes by, and I'm like: "Look up! Fuck! :lol: I just saw a comet!" On my knees in the road, totally flabbergasted, and no-one else saw it. Typical...
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05-09-2005, 12:43 AM
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05-09-2005, 04:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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I went 2 skool sat there for hours wondering why I am even there!
I spent the time in my lessons listening to music and looking out the window.
My life is great! NOT! :evil:
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05-09-2005, 04:49 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
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Originally Posted by Ruthless
I went 2 skool :
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On Sunday? :shock:
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05-09-2005, 07:44 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
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*cocks head sideways...*
:shock:
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05-09-2005, 09:59 AM
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#519
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
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That was creepy as fuck, Al! What movie is that from?
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05-09-2005, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Originally Posted by drgnlvr
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
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That was creepy as fuck, Al! What movie is that from?
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!!! You've never seen Trainspotting!! Oh man, girly- that's a classic! Even if you *don't* do drugs, you should see it!
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05-09-2005, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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:shock:
Cool!
OKay, I'll admit it...I'm depraved.
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Er...DEPRIVED.
Looks like I need to rent this movie. :oops:
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05-09-2005, 10:21 AM
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#522
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom
Hangover.....
I can't get get the hang of Sundays. Dunno why.... something to do with saturday nights, I think.
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I don't get hangovers, no matter how drunk I get.
:mrgreen:
One time, long before we were married, I got completely plastered at one of the shows my husband's band did. I'd had 2 shots of Crown, 3 coronas(ick), 1 1/2 Mai Tias and a couple huge swigs of tequila. Mix that all together, shake it up real good and let it sit for an hour or so. Makes for an entertaining ride home. The vomit went from one side of the care to the other on the outside!! Plus some of it flew back in and splashed on my husband's drums. But I didn't have a hang-over the next day. I was dubbed the 'Hurl Queen' for a little while after that. :x
Good times.
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05-09-2005, 10:44 AM
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#523
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
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Originally Posted by drgnlvr
Looks like I need to rent this movie. :oops:
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Yes, you certainly DO need to watch that film:
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life...
But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else.
And the reasons?
There are no reasons.
Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
And the Sean Connery obssessed junkie.... "-Have you got the beast in your sights?
-Yes, Miss Moneypenny."
Watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-09-2005, 11:07 AM
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#524
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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:shock:
Yessir!
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05-09-2005, 11:24 AM
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#525
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Originally Posted by drgnlvr
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Yessir!
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Is that kinda like Yassir?
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