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10-19-2008, 03:52 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Whats everyones deepest darkest fetish or fantasy?
Mine is WAY to werid so i shall not say mine unless your VERY open minded about things
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10-19-2008, 03:55 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
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My curiosity it too gripping.
Go on... :/
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." ~ Eddie Izzard
"Mmm-hmm. Hm. Yeah? Mm-hmm. WELL FUCK YOU, MR BEAR!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile, lint-infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there!! How many more?!!! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!! *stabs Shmee repeatedly*" ~ Kudos to whoever knows. :3
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10-19-2008, 06:55 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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If it involves small woodland animals, best to keep it to yourself.
Mine... is to be tied up with handmade rope that my partner has fashioned himself, gagged with kitchen roll, beaten around the head with a wooden ladel and have "YOU'RE NOT A GOTH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO STEVEN SEVERIN IS!" shouted at me while I blink in a startled fashion and try to exclaim through the absorbant gag "I just came down here for a drink of water. I don't think I like what our relationship has become."
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10-19-2008, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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To pay off my house.
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10-19-2008, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
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I'd rather not say.
No corpses or small woodland animals, though. Hahaha.
But why the hell is this in Fashion?
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10-19-2008, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
To pay off my house.
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This made me laugh.
Anyways, most of my fetishes are too freaky to say in polite company, but one that's not too bad is my love of high heels. I love how they stretch my legs out and make me look taller.
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
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10-19-2008, 09:30 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by paperplague
If it involves small woodland animals, best to keep it to yourself.
Mine... is to be tied up with handmade rope that my partner has fashioned himself, gagged with kitchen roll, beaten around the head with a wooden ladel and have "YOU'RE NOT A GOTH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO STEVEN SEVERIN IS!" shouted at me while I blink in a startled fashion and try to exclaim through the absorbant gag "I just came down here for a drink of water. I don't think I like what our relationship has become."
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AHAHA.
You're funny.
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10-19-2008, 09:30 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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When you say your fetishes are "too freaky" you know that they probably aren't.
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10-19-2008, 09:38 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
When you say your fetishes are "too freaky" you know that they probably aren't.
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Well, paperplague said that if it involved small woodland creatures that we shouldn't post it...
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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10-19-2008, 11:36 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by MegearaErotica
Well, paperplague said that if it involved small woodland creatures that we shouldn't post it...
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Is it crush?
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10-19-2008, 11:39 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
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I don't know what you mean by crush, sorry.
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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10-19-2008, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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It's a fetish that could involve small animals that most people wouldn't want to talk about.
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10-19-2008, 11:51 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
AHAHA.
You're funny.
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Unrelated, but... I RECOGNISE YOU FROM THE INTERNET.
I saw you in a youtube video once. HELLO.
... Now I sound creepy.
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10-19-2008, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Estonia
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don't really think it's that deep and dark, haha. Then again my standards are the ones of a mental person. I still hope to fulfill it one day, not going to happen in this country, though.
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10-19-2008, 11:59 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by RavenHallows.
don't really think it's that deep and dark, haha. Then again my standards are the ones of a mental person. I still hope to fulfill it one day, not going to happen in this country, though.
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Is it euthanasia?
... euthanasia involving small woodland animals, perhaps?
Seeing how many squirrels to the face you can take until it kills you. Intense.
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10-19-2008, 12:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Estonia
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Isn't Euthanasia supposed to be a good, painless way of dying? I don't really think I'd ever grow to enjoy being hit in the face with small wooden animals.. then again I've never tried, lol.
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10-19-2008, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Originally Posted by RavenHallows.
Isn't Euthanasia supposed to be a good, painless way of dying?
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Yeah, but I'm a rebel.
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Originally Posted by RavenHallows.
I don't really think I'd ever grow to enjoy being hit in the face with small wooden animals.. then again I've never tried, lol.
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Oh, that's what all my patients say.
But let me tell you, after that 56th squirrel hits home you start to feel a pleasant tingling sensation. Half the time I have to write 'cause of death: a fucking good time' on the death certificate.
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10-19-2008, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
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No, it's different. I used to have fantasies of going out into the woods and shooting the annoying birds outside my window with a bb gun. They chattered like the birds in those Disney princess movies.
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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10-19-2008, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Qld Australia
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two 
in a room full of mirrors
dressed up as Jason Vorhees and a promiscuous teen camper
you know, i could like run in with a machete, and instead of the girl screaming, she gets turned on
hahaha imagine having sex while sky diving
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10-19-2008, 06:29 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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I'd have to hunt you all down and kill you if I told you.
So I'll just say something relatively tame like gay underage bondage sex.
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10-19-2008, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: northeast us
Posts: 887
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To be used as a chew toy by Shikhee.
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10-20-2008, 03:17 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lost City of Atlanta
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Nearly anything that occurs in Anne Rice's Beauty trilogy. Among other things I'd rather not share that also happen to be rather impossible.
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10-20-2008, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by paperplague
Unrelated, but... I RECOGNISE YOU FROM THE INTERNET.
I saw you in a youtube video once. HELLO.
... Now I sound creepy.
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What?
What video?
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10-20-2008, 12:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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The thread asks for "deepest darkest fetish or fantasy."
If you have one and want to share, do so, as this is the thread for it.
If you don't want to share, don't just make a post like, "OMG MINE IS WAYYYY TOO WEIRD FOR YOUS GUYS!" just so you can show everyone how perverted you are.
PS, assholes, I'm pretty sure almost none of you know what a fetish is if this is the shit you're listing.
A fetish isn't something you like in bed that is out of the ordinary.
A fetish is something you cannot orgasm without.
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10-20-2008, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lost City of Atlanta
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I wanted to share one, but not others. I'll remember not to even allude to others in the future though. And you asked for a fetish or fantasy.
According to wikipedia: Sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism, is the sexual attraction to materials and objects not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature.
And: A sexual fantasy, also called an erotic fantasy, is a deliberate fantasy or pattern of thoughts with the goal of creating or enhancing sexual feelings; it is mental imagery that an individual considers erotic.
Therefore, I think most of what everyone has said would apply. But if you insist, we could always invite Uni in to further discuss the details of her piss fetish. Because I think that would qualify under your definition.
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