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01-10-2013, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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Yo, you know what's fucked up?
We don't know how to shit. For serious. Apparently squatting is what you really SHOULD be doing. Man... I bet I'd shit twice a day if I did that.
I aint even kidding.
Squat to your health!
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01-10-2013, 04:50 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AshleyO
Man... I bet I'd shit twice a day if I did that.
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You mean....you don't...?
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01-10-2013, 09:53 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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That's one of the things that they teach us to tell people who are constipated from taking pain meds.. if you put a pile of phonebooks on either side of the toilet and put your feet up on them so it's like you're squatting...
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01-10-2013, 11:30 PM
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#4
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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... and here I was, thinking I was the only thing that gave you the shits.
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01-12-2013, 09:08 AM
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#5
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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Make sure you always dig that hole deep before squatting to shit in the woods.
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01-12-2013, 11:05 PM
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#6
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Texas
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Whenever I went to Romania most of the toilets were squatties so I got kinda used to it. Wasn't exactly pleasant however.
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01-13-2013, 05:43 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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With that you'd never have to worry about floaters, mocking you, flush after flush.
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01-13-2013, 06:53 PM
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#8
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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How do people without penises, lacking much ability to aim, pee on that thing?
I've never had to squat in the woods, but is it even possible to aim your poops that well? What if you have diarhhea?
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01-13-2013, 07:54 PM
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#9
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Saya: Do you really wanna go there?
Let me illustrate with an innocent image...
(In all seriousness, it looks like the hole is on a lower level than the edges, so all liquids will flow towards it...)
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01-13-2013, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Yeah, its easier than it sounds, just make sure and pull the waist-band of your pants forward so they don't get splash-back.
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01-14-2013, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Texas
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I don't really know how I managed, I just have good aim I guess.
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01-14-2013, 02:16 PM
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#12
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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I bet they are really annoying in the mornings where you are tired and your muscles aren't warmed up properly yet.
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01-14-2013, 08:17 PM
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#13
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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In a public toilet in Hong Kong, there is a sign that says "no squatting on toilet".
And yes, they aren't bad to use - you get used to it. Good for the thigh muscles and all that - just don't lose your balance!
Oh and the flushing is done by the bucket.
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01-14-2013, 09:29 PM
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#14
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
How do people without penises, lacking much ability to aim, pee on that thing?
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Depending on where the meatus actually is, it's fairly easy to train yourself to aim.
And it comes in handy at music festivals.
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01-15-2013, 08:35 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Oh god, I am so happy we don't have those here in Denmark...
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01-16-2013, 01:50 PM
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#16
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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But dude...
It's much healthier to squat. Seriously.
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01-16-2013, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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When I have to unload the torpedo shaft in the morning, I don't want to strain my muscles just trying to keep my balance so I don't mess up the floor. Healthy or not.
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01-16-2013, 02:03 PM
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#18
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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But dude! BUTT CANCER!
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"God always picks the strangest things to get angry about. Get an abortion or gay married and he'll aim a tornado right at you.
Rip off a million poor people and Wall street has no problems. " -Rebecca B
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01-16-2013, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Haejin
Whenever I went to Romania most of the toilets were squatties so I got kinda used to it. Wasn't exactly pleasant however.
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Looks like my sink at work.
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01-16-2013, 02:08 PM
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#20
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Rather that than having to squat...
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01-19-2013, 08:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Couldn't they make toilet seats lower than usual with raised foot steps ? Kind of putting the user into a semi squat? Got to say that flat one does look hard to aim on... the hole isn't all that big
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01-19-2013, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Rather the small hole than one you could fall into if you lost your balance though...
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01-21-2013, 03:01 AM
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#23
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Oh god, I am so happy we don't have those here in Denmark...
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What? Music festivals?
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01-21-2013, 11:22 PM
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#24
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
What? Music festivals?
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Those are holes with a seat :P We like seats
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01-22-2013, 05:57 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Those are holes with a seat :P We like seats
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Well how do you ever expect to have any decent bowel movements if you have seats?
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