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02-08-2006, 11:00 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Yo' Mama Is So Goth...
As per suggestion of the lovely Xnguela..
Here we go...
Yo' Mama is So Goth, Clowns spontaneously combust when she goes to the Circus.
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02-08-2006, 07:11 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: D.C.
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yo' mama is so goth, her wrists slit themselves
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Don't mind her. She's still upset because someone dropped a house on her sister.
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02-08-2006, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Yo' mama's so gawth she only eats Count Chocula.
*Sue me, I'm dead tired*
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02-08-2006, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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TOIB!!!!!!
Your mama's so gawth, Bella Lugosi was HER understudy.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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02-08-2006, 09:15 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Yo' momma's so goth that she blinds people with her pale skin.
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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02-08-2006, 09:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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Your mama's so gawth, she was fired from her job for fashioning corporate nooses from neck ties to decorate the men's bathroom.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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02-08-2006, 09:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 182
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Yo' momma's so goth, she named you Raven.
In fact, yo' momma's so goth, she named all your sisters Raven too.
And all your brothers.
And your gerbil.
Etc.
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02-09-2006, 07:14 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: D.C.
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Yo' mama is so goth, bats hang little plastic "mamas" from their ceiling.
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Don't mind her. She's still upset because someone dropped a house on her sister.
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02-09-2006, 08:05 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Yo' mama's so goth her Depends have corset ties on them.
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02-09-2006, 08:07 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Yo mama's so gawth her dentures have vampire canines!
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02-09-2006, 08:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Yo' mama's so gawth they call her vagina the 'Bat Cave'. Which is where they got the name for the club in the first place.
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02-09-2006, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Yo' Mama is SO GOTH she listens to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles . . . and oh, there's a full moon . . . and then she dies. And then she comes back to life. And then she dies again . . . Tragically.
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02-09-2006, 10:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Primative Macedonia
Posts: 683
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Yo momma is so Goth that she spells morning as mourning
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02-09-2006, 10:41 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
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Yo' Momma Is So Goth... she shits bats.
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02-09-2006, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Yo' momma is so Goth she keeps getting hit on by necrophiliacs.
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02-09-2006, 02:40 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 503
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Heheh, I like this thread!
Yo Momma is soo Goth... she painted your bedroom black for you.
Yo Momma is so Goth... when you were eight she got your dead hamster mummified so you could keep him forever and ever... *eek!*
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02-09-2006, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sedona, AZ
Posts: 870
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
Yo' Mama is SO GOTH she listens to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles . . . and oh, there's a full moon . . . and then she dies. And then she comes back to life. And then she dies again . . . Tragically.
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while picking black roses, DUH
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My mother birthed me far too soon,
born at nine and dead by noon.
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02-09-2006, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Yo' mamma is so goth she doesn't use fabric softner...she likes the pain.
Yo' mamma is so goth, nuns & priests resent her because she looks better in black than they do.
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02-09-2006, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Leuven, Belgium, Europe
Posts: 128
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Yo' mama's so goth, the annoying little hour-glass on her computer screen sais 'loathing' in stead of 'loading'.
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02-09-2006, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Yo' momma is so goth, night time was created to comemorate her birth.
Yo' momma is so goth, Dracula sleeps with a flashlight just in case.
Yo' momma is so goth, her poetry makes Charles Manson cry.
Yo' momma is so goth, she dyes her toilet paper black.
Yo' momma is so goth, she was born with excessive eyeliner around her eyes.
Yo' momma is so goth, the barbarian tribes of Roman era Europe had an oracle gaze into the future for an idea of what to name themselves and asked her what she saw: the word "goth" and yo' momma's face.
Yo' momma is so goth, when she visits Canada, it snows black.
Yo' momma is so goth, siouxsie and the banshees starts plays when she goes shopping in the grocery store.
Yo' momma is so goth, when fruits and vegetables turn black, she doesn't think they are rotten; she just says they are living an alternative lifestyle.
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02-09-2006, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Yo' momma is so goth, in all of your parents wedding photos came out black. Not dark; just black.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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02-09-2006, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: hell on earth for the time being
Posts: 14
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yah moma is so goth, she sleeps in a coffen.
ya moma is so goth, your back yard is field with shallow graves.
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02-09-2006, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Yo' momma is so goth, when she joins a webforum dedicated to gothic literature, she's sure to know how to spell.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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02-09-2006, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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Yo' momma is so goth, every argument you have ends with her saying: "Why can't you be more like Andrew Eldritch?!"
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02-09-2006, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Raleigh
Posts: 290
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Originally Posted by Disfunction
Yo' momma is so goth, when she joins a webforum dedicated to gothic literature, she's sure to know how to spell.
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That one made me laugh. In an intelligent, dark way of course.
Your mama's so goth, she takes her coffee without sugar. (or CREAM)
Your mama's so goth, her ride is the Batmobile.
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Truth, justice, honor...none of that's worth shit. What matters is people, and people aren't honest or just or honorable. They're petty and they're angry and they're afraid, and all anyone really wants, deep down, is to be wanted. And what's truth to that?
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