I Rule

Alan · 08-13-2010, 01:51 PM

I joined a facebook group called Socialism Doesn't Work to be alert of when they speak bullshit.
Everyone hates me but they can't even call me a troll because I don't harass or even attack first.
Here's a particular conversation that happened some days ago:

[actual cool member]: For any christians, Jesus was a socialist...

[Socialism Doesn't Work]: Where in the bible does Jesus advocate the forceful confiscation of property by the government and its redistribution to others?

[Alan Jimenez]:
"He who has two coats, let him share with him who has none; and he who has food, let him do likewise" (Luke 3:11)
"If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell what thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven; and come a...nd follow me." (Matthew 19:21) [and of course, the rich man denied Christ]
"For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and lose his own soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul?" (Matthew 16:26)
"A faithful man shall abound with blessings: but he that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent."(Proverbs 28:20)
"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness." (1 Timothy 6:10,11)
"Whoever loves money never has money enough; whoever lose wealth is never satisfied with his income. This too is meaningless. As goods increase, so do those who consume them. And what benefit are they to the owner except to feast his eyes on them?" (Ecclestiates 5:10-11)

[actual cool member]: well, that pretty much answered it...

KontanKarite · 08-13-2010, 02:23 PM

Mother fucking PWNT! Good work, Alan.

Apathy's_Child · 08-13-2010, 03:39 PM

This one bears expansion, if you want to takl Jesus the Socialist:

RICH DUDE: Oh blesed messiah, how might I enter the Kingdom of Heaven?

JC: Sell all you have, give it to the poor, and live a simple man's life.

RICH DUDE: ..........

[goes away butt-hurt, for he hath great wealth]

JESUS: [who doth sigh like a pedo in a playground] It is easier for a camel [/rope - trans.] to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. [rests motherfucking case like Mr. T]

Hearts_Purple · 08-13-2010, 04:49 PM

Like we would expect anything less than pwnage from you?

Apathy's_Child · 08-13-2010, 05:56 PM

Without wanting to argue the toss, you know only three of those six quotaions ae relevant to the quetion posed, right? If he asked specifically about Jesus, non-Gospel quotes don't count.

PortraitOfSanity · 08-13-2010, 07:26 PM

Unless you follow the teaching that the God, and therefore Jesus, spoke through the apostles. There's some term for that, but I forgot it.

Lord Whiskerton · 08-13-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity

Unless you follow the teaching that the God, and therefore Jesus, spoke through the apostles. There's some term for that, but I forgot it.

Divine Inspiration?

Sinjob · 08-13-2010, 10:12 PM

I did something similar but with a group that was blatantly spam. You see there was a petition for this helpless child trying to save his dog and tried to say that if 250,000 joined the group his dad would wise the fuck up and decide to keep ole Rusty on mother earth.

The wurd:

Quote:

Nice spam.

Either your dads a materialistic dick or this just reeks of bullshit.

If this is true, first of all, tell your dad to get some lessons in parent fucking counseling. No father with a brain would invest in a canine that BARKS (yes s...urprise dogs BARK) and then try and say that's the reason he'll put him to sleep. Much less be convinced by a petition on FACEBOOK that somehow people liking this will save your dogs life? Shut the fuck up.

Oh and nice picture. Did you google search "CUTE"?

250,000 are fucking idiots. Again: you're all fucking idiots.

Regardless, more than enough joined and my word was left either disregarded or misunderstood. So of course there gonna hate you.

Brb checking hate mail.

Saya · 08-13-2010, 10:27 PM

I have heard of stupid reasons to euthanize though, a friend who is a vet assistant now owns a purebred Persian cat because some bint wanted to put it down because it had fleas o.O

Total spam though. Kinda like those old chain mails where you had to send it to everyone on your contact list OR THIS GIRL WILL DIE OF CANCER.

Sinjob · 08-13-2010, 10:32 PM

My tactic: If they invite me I'll take the time to channel the energy with both tongue in cheek bluntness(because remember, we're talking to the gullible and unaware they need a little stir) simply because there's no way to track down all the spam in the world, only those in front of you.

By the way there was also a group high school friends invited me to called "PEOPLE IN HAITI LOST LOVED ONES AND ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS A DUMB OIL LEAK." You can assume how that went.

I've dealt with many Dewinters.

Underwater Ophelia · 08-14-2010, 06:38 AM

How is it a victory to beat Christians in an argument about the Bible? They never know what it says.

ssj_goku · 08-14-2010, 07:49 AM

jesus could not have been a socialist! he just said those things beccaus he wants ppl tpo be nice.

jesus cant be one because communists are agnst christinas!

yer all idiots!

Hearts_Purple · 08-14-2010, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sinjob

My tactic: If they invite me I'll take the time to channel the energy with both tongue in cheek bluntness(because remember, we're talking to the gullible and unaware they need a little stir) simply because there's no way to track down all the spam in the world, only those in front of you.

By the way there was also a group high school friends invited me to called "PEOPLE IN HAITI LOST LOVED ONES AND ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS A DUMB OIL LEAK." You can assume how that went.

I've dealt with many Dewinters.

Yes, but NOW is the Dewinter of our discontent!

Or something....

ssj_goku · 08-14-2010, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hearts_Purple

Yes, but NOW is the Dewinter of our discontent!

Or something....

WTH are you talking about gaywad?

Hearts_Purple · 08-14-2010, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssj_goku

WTH are you talking about gaywad?

Obviuosly you are too stupid to have read anything. Dumbass.

viscus · 08-14-2010, 09:49 AM

ssj_goku · 08-14-2010, 09:55 AM

wow. That's an ugly face.

is it yers?

viscus · 08-14-2010, 10:35 AM

Don't play coy with me, darling. I think we both know whose face it is.

ssj_goku · 08-14-2010, 10:37 AM

whos???? Purple heart's?

Hearts_Purple · 08-14-2010, 10:37 AM

Looks like an assface, to me. That would make it goku's.

PortraitOfSanity · 08-14-2010, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssj_goku

jesus could not have been a socialist! he just said those things beccaus he wants ppl tpo be nice.

jesus cant be one because communists are agnst christinas!

yer all idiots!

Marxist Communism is against the fact that organized religion exploits people, it's not at all "against Christians".

Sinjob · 08-14-2010, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssj_goku

jesus could not have been a socialist! he just said those things beccaus he wants ppl tpo be nice.

jesus cant be one because communists are agnst christinas!

yer all idiots!

New band name.

PortraitOfSanity · 08-14-2010, 11:09 AM

It's ironic that in every religious debate on gnet, some Neanderthal shows up who perfectly illustrates why the Christians on this forum lose every such debate.

Sinjob · 08-14-2010, 11:15 AM

Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Saya · 08-14-2010, 11:18 AM

well, he is a troll. And a fairly obvious one.