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[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Jane13

Hey Gypsy, take care over there. I hope you and the other troops are home as soon as possible.

ditto.

[Hush]

I feel pretty, oh so pretty.

[Gypsy2222]

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[ohthefuckwell]

*wiggles eyebrows @ gypsy's new pic*


nice.

[Gypsy2222]

~Quirks eyebrow with a sadisticly sensual grin~...

Careful lass... lest you attract the attention of ~The Gypsy~... lol... I hear that they are a roguish and dangerous lot....

Ever the Flirt,
~The Gypsy~

[ohthefuckwell]

tsk, tsk, gypsy......making generalizations like that! :P


oh, and, um....

sadistically sensual, you say??

[Gypsy2222]

~Still with that evil little smile~

I only generalize that which I hear lass...

And yes... Sadistically.... Or masochistically as the situation demands L/lass.....

~Eyebrow quirks again~

[comatoast]

*starts singing and old irish folk song*

...the whistling gypsy came over the hill singing a tune...
...he whistled and sang till the green woods sang and he won the heart of a lady...
...and she followed a gypsy rover...



HIc..hand me another stout, lad :shock: :wink:

[Gypsy2222]

*LMAO*....

Barkeep!.... Get that man a Guiness on my tab.....

[comatoast]

Hic...thank ye kindly, lad :wink:

Now...for me next song

...OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!! what would you do with a drunken sailor
what would you do with a drunken sai....lor.....

*passes out*

..PUT HIM THE BED WITH THE CAPTAIN"S DAUGHTER!!!!!!!Have you ever seen the captain's daughter?....

THUD

[Gypsy2222]

[i][color=#800080]*Earli' in th' mornin'!.... he he he.....

I am a Rennie as well. Try this one....

Roll ya' leg over, roll ya' leg over,
Roll ya' leg over, it's be''er tha' way....

If all of the lassies were locks on a gate,
I'd be the key to insert and rotate....

he he he....

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[WolfMoon]

Thanks,Asurai it's good to be back...

OMFG!!!Did you guys SEE E_P_S's NIPPLES!!!WOOHOOO,thankyou

No more uniform pics guys*Gypsy, I'm lookin' in your direction*I can't handle it!!

*pics tongue up off the floor*

[comatoast]

HAHA! Tis good te know that I'm not the only daft fool, Gypsy.

Here's one of my favorites:


As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before

And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before

As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a thing in her thing where my old thing should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that thing in your thing where my old thing should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But hair on a tin whistle sure I never saw before



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[WolfMoon]

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

[comatoast]

AHHH! LMAO! Wolf, thank you! I love that tune! Been looking for the lyrics for a while!
Sounds like one of my nights out...but that's ANOTHER thread.

Thank ye, lass

Now...where me ale go te?

[Rhapsody]

As I was sittin', 'round the fire, gettin drunk on gin and water
Suddenly a thought occourred to me, why not shag O'riley's daughter...


Four and twenty virgins went to inverness...

Oh, and Gypsy...

If all of the laddies were cannons so large,
I'd be the gunner and make them discharge!

[black_fairy]

A Kill Bill pic....

[WolfMoon]

Thank you,black_fairy.

I enjoy that emensely(sp?)

[randall]

No more uniform pics guys,I can't handle it!!

*pics tongue up off the floor*

I don't even think there is such a thing as an ugly soldier. They do look zipped and ready to whomp some ass, though.

Thanks for the pics Gypsy, they really drive the point home obout the men and women that risk their lives daily. We cannot possibly show enough appreciation.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

OMFG!!!Did you guys SEE E_P_S's NIPPLES!!!WOOHOOO,thankyou

*pics tongue up off the floor*

Umm Wolf?

I wake up from a rare daytime nap to umm THIS???

And WTF didn't anyone tell me I was nippin??

This can ONLY be paid in BLOOD you FUCKERS!!

I'm going to put little black lines over them like Gypsy did in his PICS!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!


:shock:

[randall]

ROFL... oh yeah, THAT'S inconspicuous now.

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by randall

ROFL... oh yeah, THAT'S inconspicuous now.

*snicker*

yeah.....groucho marx boobies.

:P

[WolfMoon]

AAwww,no more nips?

*sniff*

[Maimy]

As random a post as ever I have made ...



Some time about seven years ago or so, there was a very short-lived Saturday morning cartoon called, if I remember correctly, "Ned's Nightmares". It was a wildly inventive and VERY funny take on kids' anxieties. One of the first (possibly the very first, I can't remember) episodes featured The Dreaded Day At School With No Clothing On ...

Throughout the show, Ned toddled around with varying forms of CG coverings across his goodies. It started off as The Big Blue Pixellation, then became increasingly amusing as different smart ideas showed up - animated animals, the like.

I remember wishing that cartoon had lasted, because it was wondefully smart and ... I guess the word would be "respectful" of kids, and the concept was JUST creepy enough to put things off balance in a really creative way.

I think it lasted about half a season, if that.

Shame, really.



Anyway, Empty, my love ... your boobs now strike me as the perfect form of Ned's Next Nightmare - a preadolescent boy's worst terror, in soft and loving form.

Beautiful!







YOU CANNOT WIN, EPS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Maimy

As random a post as ever I have made ...



Anyway, Empty, my love ... your boobs now strike me as the perfect form of Ned's Next Nightmare - a preadolescent boy's worst terror, in soft and loving form.

Beautiful!


YOU CANNOT WIN, EPS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Well at least my breasts are the perfect form of something..

Thanks, uhh I think..

:shock:

*hee*


And yeah, I am ohhhhhhh soooooo glad I can be a pre-pubscent boys worst terror!!

YAY!!

Uhh WTF am I excited about again?

Oh and Maim?

You Also will be ASSIMILATED!!!

Muahuahuahua!

:twisted: