Suck My Udder!!

LiUsAiDh · 10-05-2008, 08:04 AM

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Arti...mentid=9906823

'A US woman will spend the next month in prison after chasing terrified children through an Ohio town dressed as a cow.

Michele Allen was hired to wear the outfit to promote a local "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown, but got drunk at work on the Saturday evening and caused chaos, chasing kids and bringing traffic to a halt.

She also urinated in a nearby yard during her rampage, police said.

Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders".

The 32-year-old, who was wearing nothing underneath the costume, was forced to wear it in a cell over the weekend and for her first court appearance, when she pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct.

She has been in trouble before and still owes $2,733 (£1,549) for an outstanding "failure to appear on a solicitation" charge. Middletown Municipal Court Judge Mark Wall said: "Michele is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least."'

MitsyMayhem · 10-05-2008, 08:29 AM

Shouldn't this be under news? =]

$haDe · 10-05-2008, 08:33 AM

-_-

Actually...it should

But that woman was totally freak...

MitsyMayhem · 10-05-2008, 08:34 AM

Lol, I think it's funny as hell.
Poor kids though, they'll never want to step foot in Chick-fil-A again.
I don't think I want to step foot in there again.

$haDe · 10-05-2008, 08:41 AM

I did something like that before...

From all the stress I have received, I can say that she freaked herself out.

I dressed like ...
http://photos2.hi5.com/0029/597/117/9mukjx597117-02.jpg

And then all the girls in the area screamed and all the guys were whistling (spell?) -_-

I was freaking out myself.

LiUsAiDh · 10-05-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MitsyMayhem

Shouldn't this be under news? =]

The 'News' which you're referring to, is entitled 'Spooky News', this is not spooky. Smart ass.

MitsyMayhem · 10-05-2008, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh

The 'News' which you're referring to, is entitled 'Spooky News', this is not spooky. Smart ass.

A) I wasn't being a smart ass
B) How the hell is a woman running around in a cow suit not spooky?
C) It should be under 'Spooky News'.

LiUsAiDh · 10-05-2008, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MitsyMayhem

A) I wasn't being a smart ass
B) How the hell is a woman running around in a cow suit not spooky?

Then what were you doing, by pointing out your disagreement with my thread placement? Solving world hunger? Nope.

Exactly how is it spooky, I find it amusing, not scary.

MitsyMayhem · 10-05-2008, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh

Then what were you doing, by pointing out your disagreement with my thread placement? Solving world hunger? Nope.

Exactly how is it spooky, I find it amusing, not scary.

Since you can't recognize politely pointing out a simple mistake, let me make you a list of smart ass comments:

Wrong section, dumb shit.
Wrong section, dumb ass.
I thought this was the general section, maybe I'm wrong?
Can you read or are you just stupid?
Do your eyes just overlook everything that makes sense?
Reading is something I learned in the 2nd grade, try it.
I worry more about you than the women in the cow suit.
Maybe you should try moo-ving your thread.
Wrong section, stupid ass.

That's not even 1/8.

If anyone's being a smart ass, it's you.
I didn't say anything rude, or any of the above.

onedarkly1 · 10-05-2008, 10:54 AM

Thanks for the laugh!
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LiUsAiDh · 10-05-2008, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MitsyMayhem

Since you can't recognize politely pointing out a simple mistake, let me make you a list of smart ass comments:

Wrong section, dumb shit.
Wrong section, dumb ass.
I thought this was the general section, maybe I'm wrong?
Can you read or are you just stupid?
Do your eyes just overlook everything that makes sense?
Reading is something I learned in the 2nd grade, try it.
I worry more about you than the women in the cow suit.
Maybe you should try moo-ving your thread.
Wrong section, stupid ass.

That's not even 1/8.

If anyone's being a smart ass, it's you.
I didn't say anything rude, or any of the above.

This is lame. You really care what board it is in this much? Fucking hell, 'General' is for general posts. Like this. Spooky News, is for news - which is spooky. It's not my fault it's sloppily named.

If you were trying to be polite, you would've ignored the thread's positioning, and wouldn't have used those condcscending little emoticons.

I would have been less irritated if you'd said any of those. At least you would've had the balls to be convicted about your point, than just pussy footing around it.

MitsyMayhem · 10-05-2008, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh

This is lame. You really care what board it is in this much? Fucking hell, 'General' is for general posts. Like this. Spooky News, is for news - which is spooky. It's not my fault it's sloppily named.

If you were trying to be polite, you would've ignored the thread's positioning, and wouldn't have used those condcscending little emoticons.

I would have been less irritated if you'd said any of those. At least you would've had the balls to be convicted about your point, than just pussy footing around it.

Not that much. Or I would be insisting you change it.

No, I wouldn't and the 'emoticon' wasn't 'condcscending".
Because I had polite intentions which correspond with the smiling face.
That's exactly why I put it there, so you'd see that I wasn't being a bitch.

And no one is pussy footing anything.
It's a mistake.
I noticed it.
I simply pointed it out in a proper manner.

I had no real goal when I typed it, it was just an observation. It would have been 'pussy footing' if the fact of you posting in the wrong board truly bothered me and here I was trying to be nice. But that's not the case.

crucifix · 10-05-2008, 11:09 AM

doesn't she know that they make matching lingerie at the red door for that costume?

Godslayer Jillian · 10-05-2008, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh

The 'News' which you're referring to, is entitled 'Spooky News', this is not spooky. Smart ass.

Almost no thread in that section is actually spooky.
Most people say once if a thread seems to belong to another section - just as a "by the by"
She just got offended by your calling her a smart ass, which wasn't necessary at all. You can't possibly think she's obsessed with a tread being out of place; you just drove her there because of your attitude for one simple comment.

LiUsAiDh · 10-05-2008, 11:12 AM

If it's an observation without a goal then why post it?

But - honestly;

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!

I don't.

So, if you want to continue whinging, go to the whinging board. If not, then just let the bloody thread be about drunk people in cow suits.

Godslayer Jillian · 10-05-2008, 11:19 AM

You care enough to bitch back. Or that doesn't count?
Then let me apply the same logic:
Your comments are a retort that do nothing to this thread, so why post it?
Honestly:
WHO CARES ABOUT THEM!!!!
We won't.

So if you want to keep being a bitch for something this stupid, go to whine and let the fury begin.

LiUsAiDh · 10-05-2008, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

You care enough to bitch back. Or that doesn't count?
Then let me apply the same logic:
Your comments are a retort that do nothing to this thread, so why post it?
Honestly:
WHO CARES ABOUT THEM!!!!
We won't.

So if you want to keep being a bitch for something this stupid, go to whine and let the fury begin.

That last post was supposed to be me stopping 'bitching back'. Although, now I suppose you're going to count this post as bitching back.

Ugh, anyway. I guess this thread fails.

JCC · 10-05-2008, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh

This is lame. You really care what board it is in this much? Fucking hell, 'General' is for general posts. Like this. Spooky News, is for news - which is spooky. It's not my fault it's sloppily named.

If you were trying to be polite, you would've ignored the thread's positioning, and wouldn't have used those condcscending little emoticons.

I would have been less irritated if you'd said any of those. At least you would've had the balls to be convicted about your point, than just pussy footing around it.

No, Mitsy's right.

onedarkly1 · 10-05-2008, 11:42 AM

Maybe the "Spooky News" section could simply be changed to "News" and these type of issues could be minimized.
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JCC · 10-05-2008, 11:44 AM

It's never been an issue before, it's just some people are too obstinate to admit a mistake.

MitsyMayhem · 10-05-2008, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by onedarkly1

Maybe the "Spooky News" section could simply be changed to "News" and these type of issues could be minimized.
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“He is a man obsessed, fulfilling an oath he made a life time ago, this is his city there is no demilitarized zone.”

Nice idea, but I don't think we've ever had this issue.

$haDe · 10-06-2008, 06:39 AM

Oh!!!

onedarkly1

You tricked me with that "signature"

-_-, He got me....

$haDe · 10-06-2008, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh

That last post was supposed to be me stopping 'bitching back'. Although, now I suppose you're going to count this post as bitching back.

Ugh, anyway. I guess this thread fails.

It's not fail.

It was like you walked in the wrong toilet door.

So what? Just walk back and get in the right one.

No big deal.

I called it a simple mistake.

Mealla · 10-06-2008, 07:00 AM

People post political crap in news all the time instead of politics, and after I commented once and no one cared, I gave up. People will post where they want to post to some degree, people will mistakenly post in the wrong place, but in the grand scheme of things, it's not worth getting into flame wars and insult-hurling over.

MitsyMayhem · 10-06-2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mealla

People post political crap in news all the time instead of politics, and after I commented once and no one cared, I gave up. People will post where they want to post to some degree, people will mistakenly post in the wrong place, but in the grand scheme of things, it's not worth getting into flame wars and insult-hurling over.

I think you're mislead. The argument wasn't about the post, it was more about the fact that she called me a smartass. But it's over, Liusaidh made her 'fail' post and the insults stopped.