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05-29-2008, 02:14 PM
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Good erotica novels
What are some truly good erotica novels. Something with a story please, not just straight up porn with pretty words.
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05-29-2008, 03:40 PM
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That story Mr. Garrison wrote.
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05-29-2008, 03:45 PM
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LOL
hahahahahah
Naw, I'd rather read more about the ladies than a description of a man's dick, but hay.
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05-29-2008, 04:48 PM
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It was a lovely penis!
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05-29-2008, 05:24 PM
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It sure was.
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05-29-2008, 06:31 PM
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This is helping sooooo much
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05-29-2008, 06:40 PM
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A BIG penis!
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05-29-2008, 08:20 PM
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What's your definition of good?
Are you looking for a good story or something to wank too? Are you looking for lesbian, straight, or bi? Fancy a little furry? Maybe leather and gags are your thing?
Or do you just want a shotgun style "give me all you got" answer?
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05-29-2008, 08:28 PM
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Don't they teach about Google in school?
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05-29-2008, 08:32 PM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Don't they teach about Google in school?
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Google "Pikachu" and turn off the safe filter.
That's why we don't trust Google.
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05-30-2008, 08:52 AM
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Google is too general, plus this is the internet too and at least a person can directly tell me if a novel sucks or not.
I want some not too cheesy straight vampire/fantasy type deal, with passionate sex scenes but an actual story.
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05-30-2008, 08:16 PM
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It's hard to find non-cheesy erotica novels, especially when you get into the vampire/fantasy realm of it. But if that si what you are looking for, try out the Argeneau Vampire books, or The Young Brothers books, both are marginal, but not completely cheesy.
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05-30-2008, 09:56 PM
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Finally an actual title
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05-30-2008, 09:58 PM
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A SOFT penis!
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05-30-2008, 11:45 PM
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09-26-2009, 01:37 AM
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Good idea for a thread ... too bad there weren't many good answers originally.
My favorite of all time is "The Sextortionist".
It's about a woman who has a single car accident while drunk, running her car off the road and losing her muffler. And a guy sees this, and then contacts her the next day, telling her she hit a kid and killed him, and the guy has the muffler to prove it was her and will go to the authorities unless she has sex with him. And the woman is convinced she did it because she was drunk, so she agrees to have sex with him. After she does he says she is going to keep having sex with him to keep him quiet, and then soon the blackmail demands start escalating until he is forcing her to do things in public and to satisfy his friends as well.
It did have a happy ending. Well, actually many happy endings. LOL!
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