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01-10-2011, 11:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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I am Jesus follow me.
I am Jesus follow me. I am the way the truth and the life. No one comes to the father except through me.
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01-10-2011, 12:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Oh well... I guess you said you are and I have a strange... emotional reaction to your statement. I think I'm in the presence of God right now because of your claim and I think He truly is speaking through you. CLEARLY you're the Son of God!
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01-10-2011, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Oh well... I guess you said you are and I have a strange... emotional reaction to your statement. I think I'm in the presence of God right now because of your claim and I think He truly is speaking through you. CLEARLY you're the Son of God!
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I love you more then your parents love you.
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01-10-2011, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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I refuse to follow you.
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01-10-2011, 03:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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I've been wondering, Jesus, are you a republican?
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01-10-2011, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
I've been wondering, Jesus, are you a republican? I refuse to follow you.
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No why? If you refuse to follow me you will burn in hell for eternity.
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01-10-2011, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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I could burn either way, because there is a chance that you are not the real way, real truth, etc etc.
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01-10-2011, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Hmm... why would you want to burn people, I thought you loved us. *sniff*
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01-10-2011, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
Hmm... why would you want to burn people, I thought you loved us. *sniff*
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I do love you guys but I half to be strict at times. If I didn't love you I wouldn't punish you like a real father does.
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01-10-2011, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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I never realized that Jesus was our magical sky daddy, I thought that was his daddy that was supposed to be every one's sky daddy.
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01-10-2011, 04:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
I never realized that Jesus was our magical sky daddy, I thought that was his daddy that was supposed to be every one's sky daddy.
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My father and I work as one. Son of Man loves you all as his children. I created the planet earth by the power of my father in heaven.
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01-10-2011, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Sounds rather romantic, I take it that you both are very, very close.
I have another question, do you really look like King James.. or do you look more like Seinfeld?
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01-10-2011, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
Sounds rather romantic, I take it that you both are very, very close.
I have another question, do you really look like King James.. or do you look more like Seinfeld?
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Neither one I look as I do on my avatar.
The father and I and the Holy spirit work together as one.
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01-10-2011, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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What did you think of "The DaVinci Code"?
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01-10-2011, 04:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
What did you think of "The DaVinci Code"?
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Hogwash! I Jesus had light hair and blue eyes at that time. I recommend reading the Aquarian Gospal Of Jesus the Christ by Levi Dowling if you want to really know about me.
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01-10-2011, 04:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Was Mary Magdalene pretty hot? Did you "hit dat"?
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01-10-2011, 04:26 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Hi Mir.
How's it hanging?
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01-10-2011, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
Was Mary Magdalene pretty hot? Did you "hit dat"?
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No but we were married in spirit.
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01-10-2011, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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So, you still a virgin?
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01-10-2011, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Show me your hands. I'm from Missouri.
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01-10-2011, 07:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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I'll take that as a yes... as a 2000 year old virgin... yes... wow...
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01-10-2011, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
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hey be easy on him
he is trying to make us come unto his father
obviusly he is a victim of child abuse. and many other forms of abuse as well
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By thy cold breast and serpent smile,
By thy unfathom'd gulfs of guile,
By that most seeming virtuous eye,
By thy shut soul's hypocrisy;
By the perfection of thine art
Which pass'd for human thine own heart;
By thy delight in others' pain,
And by thy brotherhood of Cain,
I call upon thee! and compel
Thyself to be thy proper Hell! 
-Manfred by Lord Byron
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01-10-2011, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
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i know personnally what his father tried to do, and when i didnt go along with it suddenly i am the bad guy. i am sad for him but he has a for od stolkhomes and is beyonfd help. i tried to let him see that , in the dessert for 40 dayes i tried but alas some are just lost causes
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By thy cold breast and serpent smile,
By thy unfathom'd gulfs of guile,
By that most seeming virtuous eye,
By thy shut soul's hypocrisy;
By the perfection of thine art
Which pass'd for human thine own heart;
By thy delight in others' pain,
And by thy brotherhood of Cain,
I call upon thee! and compel
Thyself to be thy proper Hell!
-Manfred by Lord Byron
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01-10-2011, 08:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Yeah Raz, I should be nice.. his dad did have him killed after all. I'd be pretty messed up after that, myself.
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01-10-2011, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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