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02-03-2009, 04:42 PM
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Wherever I am needed, there shall you find me.
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02-03-2009, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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And where you're not needed as well, apparently.
Quick! I need you in this coffin!
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02-03-2009, 04:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Bitch! i live in a fucking trash can!
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hear hear.
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02-03-2009, 07:42 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Cicero
Mythbusters busted that whole theory. The flag moved exactly as it would on the moon.
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I once saw a really shitty episode of Mythbusters, in which the Mythbusters set out to disprove that the American Red Cross was implanting mind control chips into the arms of blood donors. I don't subscribe to this absurd idea or anything, but the way in which they went about 'debunking' it was utterly stupid-- they just donated blood, then said "nope, not mind controlled".
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02-03-2009, 07:51 PM
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#55
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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were they taking the piss or atleast checked their veins?
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02-04-2009, 12:23 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Originally Posted by Raptor
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niiiice
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02-04-2009, 02:40 AM
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#57
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
And where you're not needed as well, apparently.
Quick! I need you in this coffin!
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Give in to the urge to fall upon your knees and worship me. Fighting it will only give you indigestion.
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02-04-2009, 03:10 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by Mealla
And there's the one saying that Hitler didn't really kill himself in the bunker, that the death was faked while he was smuggled to South America.
And let's not even get started on the ones about Elvis or who killed Kennedy.
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Bzzt wrong.
Hitler was actually escorted into the Antartic where he plots his return with the Last Battalion, the strongest of the soldiers being state of the art combat robots called the Longinus 13 that have been imbued with a fragment of the powers of the real spear.
Did i mention this all ties into the mayans, the crystal skulls, and the alien races that created our culture, with the Xibalba (the surviving race) slumbering under a city.
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02-04-2009, 05:11 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Tokyo, Japan
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
I once saw a really shitty episode of Mythbusters, in which the Mythbusters set out to disprove that the American Red Cross was implanting mind control chips into the arms of blood donors. I don't subscribe to this absurd idea or anything, but the way in which they went about 'debunking' it was utterly stupid-- they just donated blood, then said "nope, not mind controlled".
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Yeah... there's skepticism and then there's T.V. I have seen Penn and Teller stoop to some pretty lame tactics too.
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02-04-2009, 07:36 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
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The Necronomicon is real and its magic really works....if you could only find one of the closely guarded real copies.
That has to be the worst conspiracy theory ever. When I was really active in the pagan scene I ran into believers of this crap all the time. I'm all for the spiritual, social and ecological sides of paganism but it's really sad when full grown adults believe a secret magic book will change their lives and a mysterious unknown "they" are keeping it a secret.
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02-04-2009, 07:49 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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That our fates are being controlled by initiates of "the mysteries", a secret society - encompassing freemasonry, the illuminati, the templars and others - that have infiltrated positions of government and law and are planning to bring about a new world order of one nation, one religion. "The mysteries" have existed supposedly since the days of ancient Egypt and been passed on through the ages. Heh.
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02-04-2009, 08:00 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Originally Posted by menus era sota
LOLOLOLOL! i'm so getting my mates together and watching those this weekend. i laughed so hard...it's like morphing letters to make new ones.
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I can't find a few of them, but he has loads of videos anyway. The ones where he shows the true purpose of buildings are great, they all have that "IF I PUT THIS PART HERE, AND THAT BIT THERE..... LOOK!!!! ALIENS".
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niiiice
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Red Dwarf is awesome.
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02-04-2009, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by Draconysius
That our fates are being controlled by initiates of "the mysteries", a secret society - encompassing freemasonry, the illuminati, the templars and others - that have infiltrated positions of government and law and are planning to bring about a new world order of one nation, one religion. "The mysteries" have existed supposedly since the days of ancient Egypt and been passed on through the ages. Heh.
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It's actually true that a lot of Masons have held high positions in the US. In fact, they mention it on their website. Lol.
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02-04-2009, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
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I'm surprised nobody has commented upon the misspelling in this thread's title. I began to wonder where the P was....
....then I realized Uni stole it for her own purposes.
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02-04-2009, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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The idea that space aliens helped build the Egyptian pyramids.
That is absurd! Everybody knows that Chuck Norris did it single handedly!
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02-04-2009, 10:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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I just heard a good one.
Middle Ages: Never happened. All events attributed to that time is fiction. And so is everyone supposedly alive then.
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02-05-2009, 12:24 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
I just heard a good one.
Middle Ages: Never happened. All events attributed to that time is fiction. And so is everyone supposedly alive then.
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you serious?
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02-05-2009, 02:09 AM
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02-05-2009, 12:08 PM
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#69
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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phantom time hypothesis. wow. what the hell?
i totally agree with the whole russians trying to change history bit - and they're still fucking at it.
also, apoplogies for the missing P - i think mr. mond knows about me and typos.
this is slightly in the same vein as theories, you know how parents are told to play mozart to their children to make them smarter and fall asleep? do you think it's true metal will fuck them up? i doubt it greatly, but apparently the diffrent sound makes diffrent brain signals....or something.
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02-10-2009, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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I had the pleasure and privilege to talk with William Terbo on the phone!
He is the closest living relative to Nikola Tesla. He is a nice, sincere, and polite man. But he and I had a laugh about something he told me. He told me that there is a group that thinks that Nikola Tesla didn't die but was from Venus! He said they were serious!
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02-10-2009, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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The molemen will take over Wendover, and use the chicks who migrate in during the summer as maids, to clean their subterranean lairs!
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02-12-2009, 05:19 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Australia
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The Illuminati and their control over our world. Apparently they control "everything"
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02-12-2009, 08:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Tokyo, Japan
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Originally Posted by Opteron_Man
I had the pleasure and privilege to talk with William Terbo on the phone!
He is the closest living relative to Nikola Tesla. He is a nice, sincere, and polite man. But he and I had a laugh about something he told me. He told me that there is a group that thinks that Nikola Tesla didn't die but was from Venus! He said they were serious!
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I once designed an alternate history / retro RPG world called "Venus 1953" (or so... don't remember the exact year I picked). Mankind had colonized Venus using the "Tesla drive" - a propulsion system designed by Nikola Tesla to traverse the aether between planets. Naturally, Venus was a jungle world populated primarily by serpentine humanoids, but also by the remnants of what had once been the Atlantean civilization on planet Earth.
COINCIDENCE?!?!?!!!one!!!!
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02-14-2009, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Originally Posted by JCC
There is some merit to the theory that AIDS was created in an American laboratory.
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No. There's not. Stop being stupid.
There were probably AIDS cases in Africa around the early 1900s , they just called it "wasting sickness". It was caused by eating bush meat (ie: monkeys) because people couldn't afford proper food.
Like most terrible things, AIDs was caused by poverty and spread by ignorance.
My favorite AIDs conspiracy is Fred Phelp's: "AIDs spontaneously generated in Africa. Truman Capote caught it during a gay orgy with african tribesmen, then later gave it to JFK and Marylin Monroe by playing football with them. The CIA assasinated all three to prevent the spread of the disease."
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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02-14-2009, 10:22 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by Despanan
My favorite AIDs conspiracy is Fred Phelp's: "AIDs spontaneously generated in Africa. Truman Capote caught it during a gay orgy with african tribesmen, then later gave it to JFK and Marylin Monroe by playing football with them. The CIA assasinated all three to prevent the spread of the disease."
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Phelps seriously believes this? Actually, I'm not surprised.
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