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01-19-2011, 11:27 PM
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Have you paid your dues?
Let me just tell ya, when you got a 7 foot behemoth of a man staring at you all crooked eyed and has you pinned against a wall and this guy says, "Have you paid your dues?"
Well you just do what ol' Conner does.
You stare that cockeyed bastard back in the face and you say, "Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
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01-19-2011, 11:34 PM
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Modify that to "The size 12 check is about to be mailed half-way up your ass if you don't get your fuckin' dick beats off me," and you'll be golden.
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01-20-2011, 07:46 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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What I want to know is why a 7 foot tall behemoth of a man, has a 5'3" woman pinned up against a wall, asking her if she's paid her dues....
Sounds like a terribly cliche set up for sexual assault in a really bad movie.
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01-20-2011, 07:58 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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What I want to know, is if you were really in this situation dude!?!
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01-20-2011, 08:33 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Mm.
I made myself an open-faced scallop sandwich on toast.
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01-20-2011, 01:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Well that was rather off topic, but it does sound yummy
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01-20-2011, 01:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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*WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!*
Hear that? That's the sound of this thread flying over all of your heads.
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Mm.
I made myself an open-faced scallop sandwich on toast.
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Did you learn to do that at waffle house?
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01-20-2011, 01:56 PM
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Well, if she was a leg amputee...she would have learned it at I-hop.
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01-20-2011, 02:14 PM
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Damn it Jin that made me giggle and my boss gave me a funny look, thanks a lot.
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01-20-2011, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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I paid my dues. Over and over and over again.
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01-21-2011, 10:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Despanan
*WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!*
Hear that? That's the sound of this thread flying over all of your heads.
Did you learn to do that at waffle house?
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Not over the head there, Jack...
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01-21-2011, 10:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
Well, if she was a leg amputee...she would have learned it at I-hop.
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I love you Jin. Lets have awkward fulfilling sex.
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01-21-2011, 11:29 AM
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Who are you, and where is the REAL Despanan? >.<
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01-21-2011, 11:30 AM
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Its Des, he proposed sex with that compliment. 
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01-21-2011, 04:57 PM
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This is all wronggg...
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01-21-2011, 05:58 PM
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Then allow me... Vindicated. There's nothing more right than me propositioning you for the horizontal tango. Care to dance?
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01-21-2011, 06:26 PM
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Actually that's a typo. I meant to propose unfulfilling sex.
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01-21-2011, 06:31 PM
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Then what would be the point des? What would be the POINT?
Kontan, asdj;lksdjf;lasdfeio.
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01-22-2011, 07:00 AM
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01-22-2011, 05:21 PM
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What is that? I can't see what it is.
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01-22-2011, 06:41 PM
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It is obviously a red X. Are you blind?
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01-23-2011, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Can ya see it now?
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01-23-2011, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Probably a random comment from me, but...
What the fuck is she wearing?
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Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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