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03-10-2011, 08:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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My list of people that can eat a dick.
Catch -Eat a dick
HumanePain -Eat a dick
SCC -Eat a dick and like it. I'm looking out for you
Corpsey -Eat a healthy dick
Fruitbat -Suck a sack of baby dicks!!
Catch -Eat a syphilitic dick
Saya -Eat MY dick
Miss. Cheyenne -Wanna eat my dick?
Ophelia -Totally eat my dick
Vindicated -Someday, you'll eat my dick. I'll make it worth your time.
Versus -Would you like to eat my dick? We can eat each others' at the same time
Onyxbat -Go die in a fire cause you're not old enough to eat a dick
If I didn't mention you, I'd probably just give you a bro pound.
#Ragequitting
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03-10-2011, 08:40 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Does this mean catch eats two dicks?
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03-10-2011, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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She needs one to grow on or I just really really hate her and think she's either retarded, slow, or autistic.
#Ragequitting
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Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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03-10-2011, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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Clicking this made me giggle.
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03-10-2011, 09:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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I'm very not into guys. Unless it's a power thing. Then I'd definitely power fuck you.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-10-2011, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Can i watch?
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03-10-2011, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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I could make you power fuck him for me. That would be an alright expression of my power.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-10-2011, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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Ha.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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03-10-2011, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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*bro pound*
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03-10-2011, 11:13 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
Posts: 1,276
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I didn't make the list, so bro pounding? When exactly will this take place, I need to make preparations.
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03-10-2011, 11:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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You don't prep for a bro pound, you just let it happen.
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03-10-2011, 11:27 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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lol, but what if it isn't in the schedule. I might not be home and i'll miss it. Wait, i'm not making sense right now. never mind your right sol.... I think, i dunno i really shouldn't be allowed on a computer whilst drinking.... Now I don't know where i was going with this...lol
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03-10-2011, 11:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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I never make any lists... :'(
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03-11-2011, 12:03 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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You could make a list if you really wanted.
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Live a life evolutionary with me
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03-11-2011, 12:47 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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I feel disturbed being in a list of people with Catch being mentioned on either side of me.
This list gives me mixed messages.
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"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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03-11-2011, 02:53 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Catch -Eat a dick
HumanePain -Eat a dick
SCC -Eat a dick and like it. I'm looking out for you
Corpsey -Eat a healthy dick
Fruitbat -Suck a sack of baby dicks!!
Catch -Eat a syphilitic dick
Saya -Eat MY dick
Miss. Cheyenne -Wanna eat my dick?
Ophelia -Totally eat my dick
Vindicated -Someday, you'll eat my dick. I'll make it worth your time.
Versus -Would you like to eat my dick? We can eat each others' at the same time
Onyxbat -Go die in a fire cause you're not old enough to eat a dick
If I didn't mention you, I'd probably just give you a bro pound.
#Ragequitting
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Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! How do you know I like small dicks? It makes deep throating so much easier...
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03-11-2011, 03:02 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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Aww, Konty, you're so sweet. <3
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03-11-2011, 03:14 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Hey asshole, where the FUCK is my dick? This is an outrage. Based on my virtual raep in the porno thread, I thought we had something special (in a predatory sorta way, but STILL). Guess not. You live & learn.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-11-2011, 03:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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I'd like to think your dick is sliding between my ass cheeks but that's just me.
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03-11-2011, 07:49 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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This is the first time someone pound me ....without a dick.
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03-11-2011, 07:51 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Baahahhaha.
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03-11-2011, 08:06 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Catch -Eat a dick
HumanePain -Eat a dick
SCC -Eat a dick and like it. I'm looking out for you
Corpsey -Eat a healthy dick
Fruitbat -Suck a sack of baby dicks!!
Catch -Eat a syphilitic dick
Saya -Eat MY dick
Miss. Cheyenne -Wanna eat my dick?
Ophelia -Totally eat my dick
Vindicated -Someday, you'll eat my dick. I'll make it worth your time.
Versus -Would you like to eat my dick? We can eat each others' at the same time
Onyxbat -Go die in a fire cause you're not old enough to eat a dick
If I didn't mention you, I'd probably just give you a bro pound.
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I MADE THE LIST!!!!!! I think this is the first time I've ever made a list on here, I feel so damn special now.
Yeah, I totally wanna eat your dick Kontan.
Wait, does this mean I am disliked? Aw shit 
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03-11-2011, 08:26 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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I like you, MC. And, let's face it, with that endorsement, nothing else matters. Nothing else. In life. Whatsoever.
Feel better?
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-11-2011, 08:27 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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Totally. I'm riding a wave of pure joy right now. If you pitched me against a unicorn in a competition for who is most full of joy, I would win hands down.
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I am your slice of pie
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03-11-2011, 08:29 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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I will fuck you all, one at a time. I'm one of life's givers.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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