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05-22-2010, 07:09 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
I just found out i have OCD fuck my life .
Diagnosed type:
Anxious (obsessive) behavior
Sexual obsession
Hand-washing
Hoarding
Invisible limbs
The idea that something is out to get you (Paranoia)
Repetitive behavior
Social withdrawal
Inappropriate Parody Threads (Posting)
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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05-22-2010, 11:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Something IS out to get you ...
inane internet fools.
Parody on.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-22-2010, 12:04 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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Paranoia isn't OCD... it's survival instinct.
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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05-22-2010, 01:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Dude, everyone knows paranoia is just a side effect of radio waves.
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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05-22-2010, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 411
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invisible limbs. o.0
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"all I know, is that i know Nothing"
(plato)
"No todo es blanco o negro, es gris todo depende del matiz..."
(Mago de oz)
"your life does not belong to you, it belongs to the people that love you."
(incognito)
"laying to ones self, is laying to the world"
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"El que por su gusto muere, hasta la muerte le sabe."
(incognito)
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05-22-2010, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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OMG GUYZ, I have half of those symptoms!!!! I have OCD!!!!!
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05-23-2010, 12:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 411
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I thought I had OCD untill I saw that obsesive masturbation wasnt on the list.
Phew, dodged a bullet there. Thank you Masturbation ^__^
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"all I know, is that i know Nothing"
(plato)
"No todo es blanco o negro, es gris todo depende del matiz..."
(Mago de oz)
"your life does not belong to you, it belongs to the people that love you."
(incognito)
"laying to ones self, is laying to the world"
(incognito)
"El que por su gusto muere, hasta la muerte le sabe."
(incognito)
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05-23-2010, 12:49 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Here and There
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0p3y
I thought I had OCD untill I saw that obsesive masturbation wasnt on the list.
Phew, dodged a bullet there. Thank you Masturbation ^__^
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I dont think so, Sexal Obsession was listed.
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05-23-2010, 01:13 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 411
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so I do Have OCD... -___-" thanks doctor trigger.
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"all I know, is that i know Nothing"
(plato)
"No todo es blanco o negro, es gris todo depende del matiz..."
(Mago de oz)
"your life does not belong to you, it belongs to the people that love you."
(incognito)
"laying to ones self, is laying to the world"
(incognito)
"El que por su gusto muere, hasta la muerte le sabe."
(incognito)
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05-23-2010, 01:14 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Here and There
Posts: 259
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Any time!
Expect my bill in the mail.
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05-23-2010, 01:23 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 411
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Good luck, getting me to pay that bill.
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"all I know, is that i know Nothing"
(plato)
"No todo es blanco o negro, es gris todo depende del matiz..."
(Mago de oz)
"your life does not belong to you, it belongs to the people that love you."
(incognito)
"laying to ones self, is laying to the world"
(incognito)
"El que por su gusto muere, hasta la muerte le sabe."
(incognito)
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05-23-2010, 01:24 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Here and There
Posts: 259
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I'll take it from your wallet while you're still sleeping
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05-23-2010, 01:28 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 411
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Quote:
Originally Posted by triggerhappi26
I'll take it from your wallet while you're still sleeping
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jajaja sucks for you theres nothing in my wallet.... but some old pictures of my little sister, bussiness cards to local headshops and a picture of my ex.
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"all I know, is that i know Nothing"
(plato)
"No todo es blanco o negro, es gris todo depende del matiz..."
(Mago de oz)
"your life does not belong to you, it belongs to the people that love you."
(incognito)
"laying to ones self, is laying to the world"
(incognito)
"El que por su gusto muere, hasta la muerte le sabe."
(incognito)
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05-23-2010, 01:31 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Here and There
Posts: 259
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Well damn that just sucks.
oh well
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05-23-2010, 08:08 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Just steal one of his kidneys instead, I'm sure you could get a fair amount for one on the black market.
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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05-23-2010, 08:51 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Yeah, I saw how to do that on Mythbusters. It's basically a "how-to".
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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05-23-2010, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0p3y
invisible limbs. o.0
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Yeah, all those furries who say they can feel their invisible tails, or are half dragon and have invisible wings just have OCD.
Or are just plain failfags I suppose.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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05-23-2010, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 411
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Solumina
Just steal one of his kidneys instead, I'm sure you could get a fair amount for one on the black market.
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Come on be realistic, who would pay money for a "mexicans" liver.
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"all I know, is that i know Nothing"
(plato)
"No todo es blanco o negro, es gris todo depende del matiz..."
(Mago de oz)
"your life does not belong to you, it belongs to the people that love you."
(incognito)
"laying to ones self, is laying to the world"
(incognito)
"El que por su gusto muere, hasta la muerte le sabe."
(incognito)
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05-23-2010, 07:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 323
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0p3y
Come on be realistic, who would pay money for a "mexicans" liver.
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That's just a fine meal waiting to happen.
My opening bid is $50.01
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05-23-2010, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Charlotte NC
Posts: 411
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
That's just a fine meal waiting to happen.
My opening bid is $50.01
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ewww..... you like liver. my mother could never get me to eat it.
$50.01 ?? wont even pay the for the gas to get here.
__________________
"all I know, is that i know Nothing"
(plato)
"No todo es blanco o negro, es gris todo depende del matiz..."
(Mago de oz)
"your life does not belong to you, it belongs to the people that love you."
(incognito)
"laying to ones self, is laying to the world"
(incognito)
"El que por su gusto muere, hasta la muerte le sabe."
(incognito)
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05-24-2010, 10:24 PM
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Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 39
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I never actually knew OCD was an actual diagnosis. I thought when someone focused to much on something it was OCD, and that it was a normal human imperfection that all people have.
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05-24-2010, 11:17 PM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: The ass of tex
Posts: 23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0p3y
I thought I had OCD untill I saw that obsesive masturbation wasnt on the list.
Phew, dodged a bullet there. Thank you Masturbation ^__^
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its moment like this that the internet still holds its magic to me.
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