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03-17-2007, 05:58 PM
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#11401
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 110
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Potential boyfriends would be elaborate humanoid vibrators...This thread is giving me impure thoughts. I should leave before I say something I'll have to back up.
Going now.
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03-17-2007, 06:03 PM
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#11402
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Well we'd certainly have a switch instead of needing condoms. That'd be cool.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-17-2007, 06:16 PM
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#11403
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 110
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I've been considering this topic carefully recently (not blaming anyone in particular ~accusatory poke in the back~). I've concluded the possiblities are endless.
Two words: Interchangeable parts.
Think about it.
It's crazy how realistic they can get RealDolls to be. And those huge machines they strap a porn star to, and you pay 7$ a minute to controll the settings via the internet? We're close, my friend. Honda may have gotten Asimov to walk down stairs, but the sex industry is going to further development sooner faster. And funner.
The internet, vhs/dvd's, and user generated media all owe a lot to humanity's most base of urges.
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03-17-2007, 07:17 PM
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#11404
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In desert part of Oregon, Central
Posts: 1,147
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Hey HP, remember that 'diversioin' thing you gave me?
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Well at least you are more bored than sad.  Here is a diversion:
Draw a picture of what a Gnet party would be like! You (Shyantra) could be the welcoming hostess, Godslayer Jillian and DarkHearted Demoness would be the King and Queen of Gnet, on their thrones, disorder would wear her mime outfit while doing cartwheels, Cradle would walk around making jokes of everyone, Crying Crimson Tears would be the Princess, Draconysius, Haunted House and Badteccy will be the "Too Goth for you" clique in the middle that everyone is trying to talk to, MollyMac, Mir, and Morrigan would be whispering about everyone else up in the golden balcony while sipping glasses of wine, everyone else would be on the dance floor or wandering around it, or on the castle grounds (which include a family graveyard) and I will be the Prime Minister of Curmudgeoness in my purple velvet hooded robe over my chainmail and gas mask, who pays the caterers for the whole affair, my treat. Now, the real battle begins: if Gnet could hire only one, CURRENTLY STILL TOGETHER band for the entertainment, WHO would we hire???  |
Well, guess what.... I am almost done with it!!! Yays!!! AND. IT. IS. HUGE! It almost covers one side of my room. I'll take a picture of it and post the link somewheres in this forum to show you the fruits of my labor. ::Jumps around and acts all giddy::
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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
~Gilbert Highet
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03-17-2007, 07:24 PM
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#11405
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Remember, I'm supposed to be in there, too.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-17-2007, 07:26 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In desert part of Oregon, Central
Posts: 1,147
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Yes I remembered. I know your in there somewhere ::looks for Maggot, can't find him, so draws a dog's head on a body:: 
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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
~Gilbert Highet
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03-17-2007, 09:45 PM
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#11407
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 1,021
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Well, seeing as I am somewhat of a mechanical um... genius.. I'm sure I ncan whip something or someone up......lol <not pointing or talking about anyone in particular...lol
Anyone see that Futurama episode where Frye falls in love witht he Lucy Liu bot? It might happen... But of course humanity almost ended...lol
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03-17-2007, 10:12 PM
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#11408
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Originally Posted by Shyantra
Hey HP, remember that 'diversioin' thing you gave me?
Well, guess what.... I am almost done with it!!! Yays!!! AND. IT. IS. HUGE! It almost covers one side of my room. I'll take a picture of it and post the link somewheres in this forum to show you the fruits of my labor. ::Jumps around and acts all giddy:: |
Wow. I am flattered that you even did it! I can't wait to see it!
^_^
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03-19-2007, 04:05 AM
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#11409
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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I'd rather talk about technological determinism.
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03-19-2007, 03:15 PM
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#11410
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 574
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Today some guys beeped their horn at me and I felt scared.
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I'm sorry, I did not mean to throw up on your shoe.
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03-19-2007, 03:21 PM
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#11411
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 211
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Originally Posted by mrs.wes straker
Today some guys beeped their horn at me and I felt scared.
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Owh that’s so frustrating. Hates it when that happens
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"Fiction is the truth inside the lie"
-Stephen King
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03-19-2007, 05:27 PM
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#11412
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Decades ago I was just walking down the street home from work and some gang members driving by threw a beer bottle at me. They were gone before the glass shards stopped tinkling, so what can you do?
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03-19-2007, 05:49 PM
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#11413
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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All this time I thought I was feeding a stray cat in my back yard, it turne dout to be a raccoon. A really, really big raccoon. A raccoon that was waiting for me when I got home because his "Hello Kitty" dish was empty.
Damned urban wildlife, have they neither shame nor pride?
Well, they do have "Hello Kitty" food dishes, at least.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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03-19-2007, 05:49 PM
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#11414
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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Yesterday, a friend and I were walking to 7-Eleven and we were 'verbally violated' by some girl driving a car shouting something about sexy and that she wanted us.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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03-19-2007, 06:01 PM
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#11415
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: I'm underneath the sink, now what do you think, living under my sink?
Posts: 592
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To MollyMac:
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal!
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03-19-2007, 06:27 PM
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#11416
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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heh heh... cute. Put a pissy, overfed bandit beside her and you have my night in a nutshell.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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03-19-2007, 10:34 PM
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#11417
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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I am bored shitless....
Can i eat my keyboard now???
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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03-19-2007, 10:36 PM
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#11418
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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You can eat mine. There's so many food debris between the keys that if I dismantled the keyboard, I'd find a new kind of cookie.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-19-2007, 10:39 PM
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#11419
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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cookie? I'm so in!
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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03-20-2007, 03:49 AM
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#11420
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: I'm underneath the sink, now what do you think, living under my sink?
Posts: 592
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My CD drive broke temporarily.
It's fine now.
I ate some ice cream.
Banana.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal!
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03-20-2007, 04:47 AM
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#11421
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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banana ice cream? Is it yellow?
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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03-20-2007, 05:59 AM
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#11422
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Hmmmm...I simply exist...
Posts: 79
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Originally Posted by mrs.wes straker
Today some guys beeped their horn at me and I felt scared.
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Hee hee, I miss the days when guys would beep at me...yes, I figure I am now old. Mrs. Straker, I am sorry it frightened you.
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03-20-2007, 06:04 AM
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#11423
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Some guys beep at me and i throw my milkshakes at them.
__________________
It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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03-20-2007, 05:18 PM
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#11424
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 225
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Persephone's milkshakes bring the boys to the yard
Her milkshake is better than yours.
From my perspective, I think girls appreciate and hate attention. It's like a paradox. Like when girls blame guys for staring at something that they proudly reveal. They know there is an immense probability that I would sneak a peek, then they always catch me. Or worse, when girls ask you if you're gay for noticing enough. It's a frickin Hegelian dilemma.
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03-20-2007, 07:21 PM
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#11425
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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You know, I have never had chocolate milkshakes...only vanilla.
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