I almost got *****! - Page 4

Smells Like A Foot · 03-25-2009, 08:55 AM

But then she couldn't whine about me.

Tam Li Hua · 03-25-2009, 09:01 AM

Heh. That's true.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-25-2009, 09:04 AM

It's the favourite past time of 85% of the people in the Interweb.

Tam Li Hua · 03-25-2009, 09:10 AM

That's unfortunate.

For them.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-25-2009, 09:12 AM

I know, right? I'm totally gonna get banned and things.

Tam Li Hua · 03-25-2009, 09:19 AM

Let's hope not.

*is tired of folks getting bann0r3x3d.*

Smells Like A Foot · 03-25-2009, 09:26 AM

Well, I've been banned four times (Or three? I forget) before, so it wouldn't surprise me. Although, I have been a good boy since I cleverly got around there IP ban (IT WAS SUPER DUPER HARD).

gothicusmaximus · 03-25-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Starmoonshine

You're so quick to find pathetic faults in others and take them down a notch for it so you feel like the bigger alpha female.

Yeah, Jillian, stop trying to be the alpha female!

Unimatrix 00 · 03-25-2009, 11:15 AM

hehehehehehe. x

JCC · 03-25-2009, 11:22 AM

More importantly, how you can be the bigger alpha female? It rather eliminates the point. Could it be that Starmoonshine not only doesn't understand the distinction between being propositioned and nearly being violently penetrated in a seedy back-alley, but she doesn't even know what words she's using?

Starmoonshine · 03-25-2009, 11:26 AM

You know what fuck this. I thought this place was cool with actual intelligent people but i was wrong. It's just a bunch fucking morons who rather pick on people just because they feel like it. No wonder you guys spend so much time on here. You have nothing better to do. I made a mistake thinking these forums were cool. God how wrong was I! Excuse me for thinking this website cool.

Tam Li Hua · 03-25-2009, 11:28 AM

Starmoonshine: ...do what..? *tried to decipher last statement, blew a fuse due to lack of ability to understand*

JCC · 03-25-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Starmoonshine

You know what fuck this. I thought this place was cool with actual intelligent people but i was wrong. It's just a bunch fucking morons who rather pick on people just because they feel like it. No wonder you guys spend so much time on here. You have nothing better to do. I made a mistake thinking these forums were cool. God how wrong was I! Excuse me for thinking this website cool.

In the version of this post before you edited it, you implied that we were jerking off to your misery as we ridiculed your pathetic display in this thread. I thought that you were completely wrong.

But the ridiculousness of your new post turned that statement into a prophecy, baby, rawr.

Tam Li Hua · 03-25-2009, 11:38 AM

Starmoonshine: You're excused. But don't worry; you're not the first to make that mistake.

If it makes you feel any better, things have actually not been that bad around here lately, but that's only due to a mod who got on a power trip and deleted some folks who didn't deserve it rather randomly.

honeythorn · 03-25-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

Hahaha, sounds exactly like Egypt. You can get some great discounts on jewellery just by being young, female and caucasian (especially with blue eyes). After a few days I realised I should just keep my eyes firmly on the ground and walk as fast as I could through crowded areas, just to avoid a thousand offers of dowry camels and free Egyptian kitsch.

My friend went on holiday to Egypt with her parents when she was about 14. Some guy offered her dad the equivalent of £2000 and ten of his best camels ( honestly ) for her . Literally a case of " for christs sake DON'T shake his hand!!!! "

Mr E Nigma · 03-25-2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

histrionic

Good word.

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Originally Posted by JCC

Your introduction thread states that your favourite author is Charlaine Harris, you could've used this opportunity to ask him to buy you some actual literature.

JCC, I do believe this after a few other posts I've seen from you would merit using the term, "You're on a roll." Figuratively of course.

Malice In Wonderland · 03-25-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JCC

You're going to carry a knife so that you can stab old lonely pervs who will eventually leave you alone of their own accord?

And on who's recommendation?

gothicusmaximus · 03-25-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Starmoonshine

You know what fuck this. I thought this place was cool with actual intelligent people but i was wrong. It's just a bunch fucking morons who rather pick on people just because they feel like it. No wonder you guys spend so much time on here. You have nothing better to do. I made a mistake thinking these forums were cool. God how wrong was I! Excuse me for thinking this website cool.

No, goddamnit, don't leave yet! JCC's stamina might not be the stuff of legends, but you haven't even nearly drained the immense hard-on with which your sub-bovine intellect has afflicted me. Come back right now, and service me by recounting more totally mundane events as if they were soul-freezing traumas. If you don't, I'll just have to keep fantasizing.

No, Starmoonshine! That you stood next to a skinny Jewish woman in line for the bathroom doesn't mean you were in the Holocaust! Oh, you inferior, inferior girl you.

Underwater Ophelia · 03-25-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Starmoonshine

No it's not self contradictory because you don't know my neighborhood. That guy was there because there is a huge bus stop behind the movie theater and i was walking by the movie theater and he just came from the alley that lead to the bus stop. Well at night around 4 or 3 am or whenever early in the morning the streets are deserted. No buses stops no cars. Now i don't walk by myself. I have several guy friends which I trust and we go to the park each others houses to hang out. I don't live in a bad neighborhood. It's not a city, it's only busy because i'm surrounded by three major roads but early in the morning it's silent, empty, nothing. Everything happens during the day or around 9, 10, 11 o'clock at night. I love how people like to make judgments but don't seem to be concerned of what the consequences that could have been. Yeah it's funny now because nothing happened but he wasn't just asking for change for a bus and it was very obvious. People are crazy and non caring and that is what is going to be the downfall of humanity and all of you prove that point well. AND I could have called the cops on him for harassment because he wouldn't leave me alone and harassment can lead to worse things especially if they have other motives at hand besides asking for some fucking change! So please if you have nothing better to do than to pick on me saying dumb shit then go find someone else. Yes I do take the whole **** thing seriously because that's a fate worse than death. It's just another way of killing someone without having to end their physical lives.

R4pe ends a woman's life?
Wow.

How weak must a woman be to have her entire life turned off because of r4pe? No, I'm not saying it's a not a big deal, but if something like that can end your life, you were never living to begin with.

Cicero · 03-25-2009, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

R4pe ends a woman's life?
Wow.

How weak must a woman be to have her entire life turned off because of r4pe? No, I'm not saying it's a not a big deal, but if something like that can end your life, you were never living to begin with.

True this.

I've known far too many women who were r@ped - including all the women in my immediate family, though thankfully not myself. Yes, it's horrible, quite bloody awful at the time, but they've all got over it and are now living quite happily. Had they died I doubt this would be so.

Godslayer Jillian · 03-25-2009, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Starmoonshine

You know what fuck this. I thought this place was cool with actual intelligent people

That's exactly why you're having so much trouble in here.

CrimsonPythonidae · 03-25-2009, 10:41 PM

Jillian, settle down champ, you gotta stop trying to be the Alpha Female around here.

As for the topic: I'd hope to avoid both but I'd rather be r@ped than killed.

Joker_in_the_Pack · 03-25-2009, 11:09 PM

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=359201

OP, get this. The act and sound of extending it usually makes would be attackers back off quick,so you don't actually have to hurt anyone. I got cornered once, whipped mine out. Those guys backed off right fucking quick.

jack_the_knife · 03-26-2009, 01:58 AM

True that, Batons are usually a good tool of intimidation. I also recommend brass knuckles, Butterfly, Stiletto, and flick-knives. Or a gun , but it'll get you in a lot more trouble. Broken bottles will work really nicely too.

Alarica · 03-26-2009, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Starmoonshine

No see he didn't want to buy me anything. He wanted to go to into a an alley wit me so we could "talk" about him buying me something. But wow what the hell made him think I would want to go with him anywhere just because he said he was a veteran?

Maybe he wanted to get your opinion on a rash he has, or gouge your eyes out with a spoon and wear them as earrings. Now we'll never know.