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05-05-2007, 01:37 AM
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#126
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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Because I'm the Momma and I said so that's why.
Why must it rain on my one day off?
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05-05-2007, 03:33 AM
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#127
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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Because excessive exhaust from vehicles goes up into the atmosphere and eventually makes it rain.
Why am I so happy?
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05-05-2007, 04:57 AM
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#128
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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Because of your Catie ^^
why is my geography numbing my brain?
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05-05-2007, 05:05 AM
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#129
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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Because living in Queensland isn't fair for the rest of Australia.
Why am I sick? I never get sick *pout*
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Hist. Hark.
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05-05-2007, 05:08 AM
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#130
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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licking to many toilet seats :P
why do the Finnish have such big beautiful green eyes
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05-05-2007, 08:40 PM
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#131
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: middle of nowhere - Wisconsin
Posts: 397
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Generations of selective breeding.
Why are Scottish accents so sexy?
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your future is in my hands. scared yet? :-x
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05-06-2007, 06:17 AM
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#132
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Somewhere in this Universe, that's all I'll say.
Posts: 713
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Because they make you think of what lies beneath the kilts...
Why can't I stop eating Skittles?
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Yawn. This is rather tedious, is it not?
www.chansondeplume.blogspot.com
^Mon blog d'ecriture en francais. Veuillez lire et commenter!
Translation: My writing blog in french. Feel free to read and comment.
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05-06-2007, 10:43 AM
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#133
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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Because your mind is being controlled by the rainbow.
How many zombies does it take to bring down werewolf population?
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05-06-2007, 02:41 PM
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#134
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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A horde or two worth of zombies - damn wolves keep eating the bones.
Why are you staring at me?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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05-06-2007, 03:39 PM
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#135
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: a house
Posts: 319
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because its fun.
whats the difference between snuggle and cuddle?
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proud to be a furry
love me or hate me i wont change
the eyes are the windows to the soul, are you afraid of what you see?
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05-06-2007, 08:09 PM
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#136
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 574
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Who really cares? Snuggle, cuddle....same thing, right?
What smells worse, garbage with food waste in itthat's been festering for three days in a hot, humid climate or a person that hasn't showered for three days?
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I'm sorry, I did not mean to throw up on your shoe.
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05-07-2007, 06:30 AM
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#137
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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The garbage.
Why did I have to make him get up?
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05-07-2007, 07:25 AM
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#138
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Wagon-hut, Oklahoma
Posts: 84
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Because. When he was up you could use it if you were horny. xD
Commando or not?
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05-07-2007, 08:24 AM
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#139
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Commando.
Why would someone waste candy like that?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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05-07-2007, 11:26 AM
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#140
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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Because he’s diabetic.
............Huh?
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05-07-2007, 01:01 PM
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#141
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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Heh.
Who's foot is on my leg?
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05-07-2007, 01:02 PM
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#142
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Your own
Is your mouth stretching ear to ear?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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05-07-2007, 01:08 PM
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#143
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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Not at the moment, but yours is!
What do three wrongs make?
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05-07-2007, 01:18 PM
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#144
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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A left.
<Sniff>........<Sniff><Sniff> What's that smell?
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05-07-2007, 01:20 PM
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#145
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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That is the smell of your pants on fire.
Who first climbed Mount Everest?
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05-07-2007, 04:13 PM
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#146
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
The garbage.
Why did I have to make him get up?
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Because you didn't know and it was not your fault.
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05-07-2007, 04:43 PM
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#147
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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You didn't ask a question!!!!!!!
Moving on.....
Why is it that during my breif stint of unemployment I wanted so badly to start working again and now that I have a job, I don't wanna go?
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05-07-2007, 04:56 PM
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#148
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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It's human nature to always want what you can't have, and you're a lazy bum, like the rest of the world.
Food fights or cake fights?
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05-07-2007, 06:36 PM
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#149
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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Cake, definitely cake. It hurts when oranges are thrown at you.
When will winter get cold enough so I can wear my heavy coats?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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05-07-2007, 06:41 PM
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#150
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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Sadly not for a while. The world is shifting into summer so it'll be a while. I'm right there with ya though. Come on winter!!!
Why does my cat alway run around the house like she's on fire between 3 and 4 in the morning. RIGHT when I finally get to sleep?
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