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06-18-2011, 12:46 AM
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But I'd rather turn away from YOUR sins.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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06-19-2011, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Angelic Dissonance2
G.net needs a 'Like' button feature.
Why hasn't anyone made an official 'Mir Cult' holy book? If the Discordians did it, so can you!
Now don't just rush into this--do some outlines first. It's gotta be legit!
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Perhaps those who are really bored should write bits, then we could put them all together and have some sort of council to see which books should be canonized and which gnet members should be sainted.
I could see it now, books, stories and epistles to various communities.  All must know how to please Mir, in whom we are one.
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Last edited by ape descendant; 06-19-2011 at 03:22 PM.
Reason: f-ing spelling...
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06-19-2011, 05:27 PM
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#428
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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For starters, all the women need to learn how to give a Mir job.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-05-2011, 12:35 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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mir doesn't exsist. !! Jesus does exsist... who should I believe in? I'll go with the one that does exsist
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07-05-2011, 06:05 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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I believe in me because my existence is unquestionable!
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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07-05-2011, 08:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally Posted by pothead
mir doesn't exsist. !! Jesus does exsist... who should I believe in? I'll go with the one that does exsist
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WAIT! Mir has posted here; Jesus has not. I therefore have evidence that Mir exists and I have no evidence that Jesus does!
ALL HAIL MIR!
(Before anyone says anything, I am well aware that one of Kontan's sock puppets was named Jesus, but that doesn't count.)
Our Mir, who art IRL, hallowed be thy posts.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-06-2011, 07:04 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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What's a Mir?
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07-06-2011, 08:55 PM
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#433
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-02-2011, 11:23 PM
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I am writing to proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ the only begotten son of God, and to tell you about the prayer of salvation. For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him should not perish but have ever lasting life. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. You are saved by grace threw faith not by works. Jesus was the la...mb of God, he died on the cross for you.
Now Jesus had to die for your sin because God says in his word that without the shedding of blood there is no remission for sin, which means there is no forgiveness for sin without the shedding of blood. Jesus was born of a virgin, and lived a sinless life, and did many mighty miracles. He healed many people, and done many good works. Sin is what separates us from God, it is lying, stealing, murdering, anything that breaks the law of God. Jesus died for your sin so that if you believe in him you won't have to go to hell when you die, but will have eternal life in heaven.
Now Jesus died, and was buried in a tomb, but was rose from the dead by God the father on the third day. After being rose from the dead Jesus walked the earth, and preached for 40 days, then he ascended up into heaven to sit on the right hand of God the father. Now That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
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Now please everyone who want to go to heaven pray with me by using your mouth and speaking pray this with me. Please Pray ( dear Jesus I believe that you died on the Cross from my sins, I acknowledge that I am a sinner, and I know I can't save myself. I ask you to come into my heart, and save me, and forgive me of my sins. I confess that Jesus Christ is the Lord, I repent of my sin. I accept you as my Lord, and savior I call upon your name Lord Jesus amen) Remember Jesus loves you!!
Now if you prayed this prayer, said it out aloud, and believed in Jesus. you are saved, which means you going to heaven.
Also remember Jesus's commandment which is Gods new law, which is love thy neighbor as thyself, and love God with all thy heart, love everybody. Love is what God requires. Also salvation is permanent you can't ever loose it ever not even if you sin, or because of sin. Also it doesn't matter how bad, or good you are, you can't get into heaven by being a good person, or by trying to be good, for the bible which is Gods word gave to men to write, says that all have sinned, and that there is none good, but God.
So will you pray the prayer of salvation????????????
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10-03-2011, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
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I am my own God. I control my own destiny.
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10-03-2011, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Goddamn, those born-again stoners sure can talk/type a bunch, eh?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-03-2011, 08:57 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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I always thought it was Detroit. That said, I have also taken a dip in Devil's Lake... eastern Oregon.
Besides, I'd prefer a beer volcano and stripper factory for my heaven. Can you set that up for me, pothead?
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10-07-2011, 09:48 PM
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you have to acknoledge you are a sinner to be able to walk in the light
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10-07-2011, 10:09 PM
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...are...you.. mormon? You talk like one...
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10-07-2011, 10:13 PM
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really no I'm not a mormon they believe that after you die you turn into an angel which is not true, really I'm a fundementelist I am closer to a baptist
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10-10-2011, 10:06 PM
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#441
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Jesus loves you
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10-11-2011, 01:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
...are...you.. mormon? You talk like one...
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For a second there I didn't see the second "M". Actually made more sense to me.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-13-2011, 08:53 PM
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yeah mormons are morons
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10-14-2011, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by pothead
really no I'm not a mormon they believe that after you die you turn into an angel which is not true, really I'm a fundementelist I am closer to a baptist
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...no, that's not what they believe...and they aren't any more moronic than another sort of religious person.
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10-14-2011, 05:34 PM
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I thoughts Jesus loves everyone including morons. 
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10-14-2011, 07:27 PM
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yes Jesus loves mormons, also they do believe you turn into an angel after you die
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10-14-2011, 09:32 PM
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so what do youi think mormons believe then?
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10-14-2011, 10:47 PM
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Apparently you've never gotten a visit from the missionaries, or even bothered to go to the church's website, otherwise you'd know how blatantly and sadly wrong you are.
It doesn't matter what I think, the religion is coherent enough to find out with a simple search. Look for yourself.
What really bugs me, is this... how can you be so glaringly and blatantly IGNORANT about SO GOD DAMNED FUCKING MUCH, but on the same fucking hand, expect people to take you seriously and BELIEVE YOU. When you're just so WRONG all the goddamned time.
With all the wrongness that is with you, all the ignorance, when you tell me I'm going to hell, I have no choice but to question you, because you're ignorant and so ungodly STUPID! REALLY... come on.
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10-15-2011, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
Apparently you've never gotten a visit from the missionaries, or even bothered to go to the church's website, otherwise you'd know how blatantly and sadly wrong you are.
It doesn't matter what I think, the religion is coherent enough to find out with a simple search. Look for yourself.
What really bugs me, is this... how can you be so glaringly and blatantly IGNORANT about SO GOD DAMNED FUCKING MUCH, but on the same fucking hand, expect people to take you seriously and BELIEVE YOU. When you're just so WRONG all the goddamned time.
With all the wrongness that is with you, all the ignorance, when you tell me I'm going to hell, I have no choice but to question you, because you're ignorant and so ungodly STUPID! REALLY... come on.
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well the mormons believe that a prophet named sammual came back as an angel to give the book of mormon, and its location tothe guy who founded it, and so in that they believe that humans come back to earth as angels look it up if you don't believe me
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10-16-2011, 12:11 AM
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does anyone want to debate with me?
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