The Question Game

[Toto_Kaos]

It's all part of the conspiracy against you.

Has anyone seen my bra?

[edible_eye]

i found it in the backseat of my car. that was yours?

nice. you have sexy undergarments.


what would hurt more? - getting hit by a truck, a school bus, a train or a thousand hammers?

- mark

[WolfMoon]

A thousand hammers would hurt the most.Most people probably wouldn't survive the other 3.



Who's got the herb?

[ice]

Mael :P

Wouldya swollow a live mouse whole if it was the only food around?

[edible_eye]

no. i'd smash it first.

would you swallow a live mouse if it was the only food around and it crawled into your mouth while you were sleeping and you didn't have any teeth, your arms were amputated and your legs were paralyzed?

- mark

[punkirony]

No. I wouldn't want it squirming is my mouth. YICK!

How sexy is MrMael ?

[Sandmanhero]

Well, it's really not a good idea to feed his ego, but the only answer to that would be the reply: Homina homina homina...GOD DAMN!!!! *at this point you would start to drool, leaving you no chance with sid stud muffin*

Would you like a ride in my sweet corvette?

[Zeade]

of course, m'dear... but only if it is black or pink in colour... j/k i'll take a ride anytime

do you like korn?

[ice]

No, but I like the corn in "Cup of Noodles" :D

Wouldya eat year old pizza if you didn't have anything else to eat in your house?

[edible_eye]

i graduated from college 12 years ago and i'd still eat the pizza crusts if i found them in the boxes i have in the basement... that is, if they didn't eat me first.

seriously, though - how old are we talking here? i'd probably eat old pizza up to a week's duration.

if gothic.net suddenly changed its name to pop-music.net, would you still visit?

- mark

[Daz]

only if TStone and Wolfie were still around... well and EPS too of course

why does everything ice asks have to do with eating odd foods??

[edible_eye]

fetish. someone once told ice he was weird for his constant obsession with odd foods and what he does with them. he took it to heart and now has to ask questions in a desperate attempt to prove the accuser wrong. personally, i think he's pretty fucked up, but hey - that's just me.


if you woke up one morning to find several gnomes standing around your bed and a sheet set up so that you couldn't see below your waist and FURTHER, the gnomes were holding bloody knives and staring at you with pointy-teeth smiles - would you freak?

[Morpheus_Noctifer]

Not unless they were chanting something in an ancient tongue as well. But that's still more tame than most of my nightmares.

Question time.

When a werewolf, in human form, takes a shower, does it smell like a wet dog?

[edible_eye]

if it recently escaped from the pound, then yes.

if you swallowed a lightbulb and it shattered somewhere inside your guts, do you think any of the glass shards would ultimately escape your bowel and if so, what percentage?

[Toto_Kaos]

We at Kaos Inc. have scientists working around the clock to find the answer to this question. We are going to guess though that it would be at least 75%. As soon as we have all the statistical data compiled we will bring you an update.

Are the two nuns still fucking that dead chicken?

[edible_eye]

absolutely. they're making up for lost time.

if you tied your legs to the back of a moving vehicle, positioning yourself so the front of your body was against the asphalt and the vehicle drove on the highway at an average speed of 65 miles per hour, how long would it take for your face to be rubbed away? your hands? your throat? all of you until you were nothing but leg stumps tied to the back of a moving vehicle?



- p.s. - toto, thanx for the info. i guess i can reasonably expect 75% to come out on its own. it's uncomfortable, but as the old saying goes... this too shall pass.

[bloodembrace]

hmmm, about a minute and a half, i'm a very small person

what are you're thoughts on smoking pot?

[bloodembrace]

hmmm, about a minute and a half, i'm a very small person

when was the last time you smoked pot, and would you ever do it again?

[bloodembrace]

oopz....*feeling like a jackass now*, plz continue with the game

[Toto_Kaos]

Funny you should ask, since I am sitting here smoking a bowl right now. I make it a point to deal with the world in a perpetual state of stoned in an effort to keep from killing all the stupid people I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Who's trunk am I currently tied up in?

[punkirony]

"Dilicioso!"

Do you think rainbows would look better in black and white?

[edible_eye]

only if the whole world conformed to that standard.

you feel a tickle in your throat and cough it up to find a live roach. immediately after, another tickle crawls into your throat. moments later, there's a sensation of flurries in your belly and you begin to vomit up thousands of live roaches. those that are able to scamper away do so. those that are trapped in goopy stomach excretions flail helplessly. the flurries begin again in your gut. what do you do?

[Zeade]

kill myself, or just cut open my stomach... which would probably kill me none the less

would you have sex with george bush for money?

[edible_eye]

no. i wouldn't have sex with any man for money. i'd pay for you to have sex with him, though.


would you allow someone to run a drill into your private parts for money?

[Toto_Kaos]

Depends, are they gonna put in some kinda jewelry, so I can keep the piercings? I paid someone to put metal into my nipples, this time they can pay me!

Anybody wanna help me write/direct/and star in a porn?