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View Poll Results: vamires vs pirates
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pirates
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vampires
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john travolta
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08-06-2008, 10:16 AM
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#1
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 152
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vampires vs pirates
who would win?
and give a bloody reason,paricularly if your voting travolta.
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08-06-2008, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Pirates for having swords and crap, but personally, i like vampires more... They are not as barbarians as pirates when it comes to behaviour and so
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08-06-2008, 10:21 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: In your dreams.
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John Travolta.
His footwork is fucking awesome and he has lightening speed.
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08-06-2008, 12:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Hmm what would be the purpose of this fight?
I would want the pirate to win because someone has to be the one to kill the god knows how many years old vampire and I think it should be a pirate to do the job.
Yup. Pirate FTW
Aaaargh!
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08-06-2008, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
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Maaan, that's just not fair. I find myself unable to vote. Especially since the third option is John Travolta. I just can't help being a die- hard fan of Grease. And pirates... after being converted by Cptn Jack Sparrow... well. But then there's my lasting love of vampires... Dammit, this really is mean.
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08-06-2008, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
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The Vampirate John Travolta would own all their asses.
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08-06-2008, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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This poll sucks and so do you for making it.
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08-06-2008, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
This poll sucks and so do you for making it.
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Ahh, this is the option I was looking for, how do I vote for this one?
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08-06-2008, 02:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Originally Posted by Geoluhread
They are not as barbarians as pirates when it comes to behaviour and so
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Vampires - Blood-sucking beasts (yeah, beasts, fuck the Anne Rice pussy version of vampires) with a child mentality.
Pirates - Disenchanted privateers with a nobler moral code than the mercantilists, an egalitarian distribution of stolen riches, a proto-existentialist desire for excitement and life, and one of the first versions of universal healthcare.
Vampires suck. Plus, they could never survive in the Caribbean.
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08-06-2008, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: In your dreams.
Posts: 698
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Vampires suck.
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Pun intended? Lol.
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08-06-2008, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Auckland
Posts: 627
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How can pirates not win?
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08-06-2008, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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Vampires have super human powers and sex appeal. All the pirates would die, because they are out on a ship for months with nothing but dirty pirates. One vampire could seduce and slay everyone with a latent attempt at starting an orgy.
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08-06-2008, 05:30 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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I never understood the pirates are awesome mentality... and Jack Sparrow pisses me off, Barbossa (sp?) is the real pirate in that mix.
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08-06-2008, 05:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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Dude, pirates out in the sea for years are like prisoners. 1 hot vampire chick kills them all, then kills the female pirates for the lulz. John Travolta is then killed.
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08-06-2008, 11:54 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Travolta wins. His operating thetans level is like 7, he can kill a man just by thinking about him.
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08-07-2008, 12:02 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
I never understood the pirates are awesome mentality... and Jack Sparrow pisses me off, Barbossa (sp?) is the real pirate in that mix.
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Because those all are dorky pirates. Now, Guybrush Threepwood on the other hand, THAT'S a real pirate! Arrrr!
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08-07-2008, 12:36 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
I never understood the pirates are awesome mentality... and Jack Sparrow pisses me off, Barbossa (sp?) is the real pirate in that mix.
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Methadrine beat me to it, but Jack Sparrow sucks.
If you're talking about that mentality of pirates, then yeah; but it's no different than people that only care about the Anne Rice vampire version.
Now, if both kitschy versions suck, and we go into the original versions, it's just clear that pirates fucking rock.
Blackbeard burned hemp in his hair to look intimidating.
Stede Bonnet left all his wealth in the pursuit of adventure.
And Samuel Bellamy was the fucking man!!
"Though you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will submit to be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security; for the cowardly whelps have not the courage otherwise to defend what they get by knavery; but damn ye altogether: damn them for a pack of crafty rascals, and you, who serve them, for a parcel of hen-hearted numbskulls. They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only this difference, they rob the poor under the cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under the protection of our own courage." - Samuel Bellamy, to a captured merchant vessel captain
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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08-07-2008, 12:37 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Originally Posted by Duane
Dude, pirates out in the sea for years are like prisoners. 1 hot vampire chick kills them all, then kills the female pirates for the lulz. John Travolta is then killed.
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Exactly, that is how it would all go down, but actually one attractive and clean male vampire with long hair could take out all of them and cage the rest for a human farm.
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08-07-2008, 04:50 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
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I'm going for John Travolta.
I liked him in Pulp Fiction. That's about the only reason.
And because he's immortal too.
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08-07-2008, 08:15 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Detroit
Posts: 706
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Travolta. I think he's sexy. Pirates would die of scurvy, and REAL vampires are nothing but bloated rotting corpses.
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08-07-2008, 08:58 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The Twilight Zone
Posts: 101
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Pirates and vampires.
Hmmm....Vampires. But maybe this choice stems from my long love affair with the living dead.
In first grade Bunnicula was my favorite book.
And I just cant stand John Travolta mainly for his performance in Grease
but i cant stand the whole happy 50s greaser musicals any more than i can stand the idea of being a housewife.
Although pirates have a fair place in my heart.
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08-07-2008, 10:45 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
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Travolta, Pirates and Vampires are cliche and overdone. Especially Vampires amongst mall goths, and Pirates of the Caribbean (which I love) has made pirates too, meh, mainstream I suppose.
http://www.rr1.net/users/catey/softb...te_cartoon.gif = Ech
http://www.freewebs.com/thelionandla...ghtNewMoon.JPG = Say no more.
Edit; also real pirates were just r apists and thieves, not to mention murderers; hardly 'cool'.
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08-07-2008, 11:02 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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So your saying travolta will use his charm to over take the vampire and possibly offer money and fame. Then stab him through the heart with wooden stake?
I guess that's possible. Let the vampire do all the killing.
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08-07-2008, 04:54 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
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Originally Posted by Methadrine
Because those all are dorky pirates. Now, Guybrush Threepwood on the other hand, THAT'S a real pirate! Arrrr!
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08-07-2008, 07:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: NJ, USA
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I feel like I should weigh in on this, but I think I'll just suggest this:
Vampire pirate played by John Travolta.
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