Woman is injured in Hamilton graveyard

[CptSternn]

http://www.nj.com/mercer/index.ssf/2...ing_grave.html

HAMILTON – A woman who may have been engaged in sexual activity in a township cemetery Tuesday evening was injured when a tombstone fell on her leg, police said.

The 39-year-old woman was not badly hurt, and the administration of Ahavath Israel Cemetery declined to press charges, according to police.

The woman was with a male friend in the graveyard off Cedar Lane just before 7 p.m. visiting the grave of a relative. When the two engaged in some “extracurricular activities,” one of the grave markers rolled onto the woman’s leg, Capt. James Stevens said.

The woman was taken by ambulance to Capital Health Regional Medical Center for treatment. Police did not know the extent of her injuries.

Cemetery management was contacted, but no criminal investigation of the two was launched after the administration decided not to file a criminal complaint.

[PortraitOfSanity]

Man, fucking so hard you knock over a tombstone? That's a pretty good accomplishment, really.

[Grausamkeit]

Why would they file charges? It's not like you can disturb the dead. Cemeteries were once used as parks for picnics, daily strolls and the like. Who knows how many Victorians secretly got it on in cemeteries back then?

[GentlemanBeard]

That was so stupid of them to screw in a cemetary.

I mean, what if zombies started popping out of the ground? They would've been fucked, pun intended.

[Llyallowyn]

Amusing, given the stigma, but I have to admit that that is pretty hardcore. Fucking so hard you knocked over a tombstone is an awesome story to tell.