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03-19-2006, 11:07 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Um, as long as he didn't say that he wanted you naked for his b-day.
I know it sounds cynical, but guys tried that line on me a lot when I was a virgin.
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No fucking way, Wolfie. He's not that type of guy, plus he wouldn't even dare. Honestly, I would have cracked his nuts and punched him in the nose. Hih, that would be fun.
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03-19-2006, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
That's so cute, Queenie! He sounds like a real gentleman. What does he look like? When do we get pics? How old is he?
I wanna know!
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He's tall, he has red hair( hihi, so cute) and small nose and voluptuous lips. He's like a talller version of Ron, only much MUCH hotter. He had just turned 17! I'll post some pics as soon as we take some together. Can't wait!
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
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03-19-2006, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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The Corpse Bride in Spanish is "La Novia Cadaver".
I have a list of the 500 most mispelled words in the world. I am shocked to see its on it (it's got to be a punctuation thing). And I am amused to see sentence, grammar and punctuation on it. And then there's the ultimate irony ... misspelled is often misspelled!
Little things add up. Switch to regular coffee each morning, rather than a double-shot, half-caf foamy latte. Put the extra $1.00 or $1.50 you save into a mutual fund, and you could have up to $90,000 more at retirement. (source - eHow.com's "How To Do just about Everything")
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-19-2006, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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I smell chicken mmmm it's a comforting smell.
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"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-19-2006, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Unless you live on or near a chicken farm..
*vomits*
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03-19-2006, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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I love the smell of fried chicken.
I won't eat the skin(too slimy), but I love the aroma.
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03-19-2006, 12:05 PM
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#6332
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
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The chicken flu might reach Lebanon. It has recently been affirmed that few Chicken in Israel have been infected.
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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03-19-2006, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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The Dish Network has just won the rights to screen the first annual World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately, it will only be available on paper view!
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Whether it made you grin or groan, it did it's job.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-19-2006, 12:29 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy
My tummy hurts. I'd really like'd to go back to bed with my heating pad but instead I have to work.
And I need an strawberry sundae like there's no tomorrow.
Meh.
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Hmm, well I'd like to make YOU into a Strawberry Sundae if that help at all?
* dreams*
Oh and Mael is here!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!
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03-19-2006, 12:47 PM
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#6335
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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*shivers*
Now THATS what I likes to hear!!!!!!!
Although I get to put the Whipped Cream WHEREVER I want!!
Muahuahuahuahua!!!!!!!!!
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03-19-2006, 12:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Ooooh! Strawberrry and Eyes Sundae! I get to lick the cherry!
(and this is where one with less class than me might drop a line like "Huh, where'd the cherry go?")
(But I won't. Certainly not. Because I have ... *ahem* ... more class than that.)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-19-2006, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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"If you're really stupid, I would call that a disease," said James Watson, elucidator of the helical structure of DNA. He hopes stupidity will one day be be corrected by gene therapy. "I'd like to get rid of (stupidity)."
- New Scientist, 2-28-03
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-19-2006, 10:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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I just ate a snack pack of pistachios... I luv pistachios... (Holy shelled nuts batman, I think I actually spelled that right..)
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-20-2006, 06:44 AM
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#6339
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Um, as long as he didn't say that he wanted you naked for his b-day.
I know it sounds cynical, but guys tried that line on me a lot when I was a virgin.
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If he ever said that, I would make him wish he wasn't born!!!!
Ughh... I hate guys like that!!!
But Trace's boyfriend is a cool guy. She has my blessing. *kisses*
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03-20-2006, 07:00 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
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Well, if he gets the best friend's seal of approval, he must be okay.
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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03-20-2006, 07:16 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Doesn't sound like a bad guy, but just be careful.
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03-20-2006, 08:24 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Heh, all this talk of pistachios has reminded me of a book by Paula Danziger I used to love when I was little. I can't remember the name of it, but the main character was obsessed with pistachios! I actually met Paula when I was 10, she was really sweet - she sat me on her knee and showed me how she could write backwards as easily as forwards, and recommended the book "Bridge To Terabithia".
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03-20-2006, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Doesn't sound like a bad guy, but just be careful.
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I know...Guys have only one thing on their mind nowadays.
Most of them are REALLY shallow; they can't be trusted!
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03-20-2006, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Xng, that is absolutely true.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-20-2006, 10:11 AM
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#6345
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
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Yeah, I guess you're right, Xng...
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03-20-2006, 10:55 AM
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#6346
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
Unless you live on or near a chicken farm..
*vomits*
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hahaha yeah I hear they have some stinky poo...geese too. But I meant the aroma of chicken cooking.
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"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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03-20-2006, 11:33 AM
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#6347
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Could be worse ... can anybody say "bat guano"?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-20-2006, 11:34 AM
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#6348
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Bullshit!
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03-20-2006, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yeah, that's bad too!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-20-2006, 12:01 PM
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#6350
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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what is bat guano? *wide eyed and curious*
is it bat poo?
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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