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12-16-2009, 03:54 PM
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#26
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Duck would be all over that, he digs the chubbies.
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12-16-2009, 04:29 PM
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#27
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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I like cute chubbies, and stimulating conversations after sex. Like how meatballs are balls of meat, and called meatballs, but sausages are cylinders of meat but they are called sausages, not meat cylinders.
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12-16-2009, 06:52 PM
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#28
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yeah, with scintillating conversations like that, I can see why you have to drive the babes off with a stick.
I bet you wow them with post-coital murmurings like "Baby, I drive on the parkway and park on the driveway" too!
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12-16-2009, 07:20 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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You have no idea. That's why I'm getting married, so no more frenzied female sex attackers. I'm a God damn genius.
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12-16-2009, 07:25 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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The only etiquette book I ever opened up told me that red underwear is for harlots. I obviously did not buy the book but it did inspire a lot of red in the underwear drawer.
Etiquette just bothers me for some reason, I always want to do the opposite out of spite.
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12-16-2009, 09:15 PM
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#31
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
Posts: 258
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman
You have no idea. That's why I'm getting married, so no more frenzied female sex attackers. I'm a God damn genius.
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Oh no you di'in't!
The only person you're marrying is me, motha'fucka'!
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12-16-2009, 09:23 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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I'm old and a red head, you don't want me.
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12-17-2009, 12:00 AM
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#33
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman
I like cute chubbies, and stimulating conversations after sex. Like how meatballs are balls of meat, and called meatballs, but sausages are cylinders of meat but they are called sausages, not meat cylinders.
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Now that is my kind of philosophy.
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12-17-2009, 09:25 AM
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#34
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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And that's why you can't lose weight...
Sorry, just had to say it lol. No offense.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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12-17-2009, 10:26 AM
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#35
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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That's not fair, just because I take in 12.000 calories every hour! :o
(Don't worry mate, I don't take offense because of my weight often)
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12-17-2009, 02:11 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
Posts: 258
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman
I'm old and a red head, you don't want me.
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Nigga, please! Y'all don't tell me what I want! Only I tell me what I want! **snap**
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