Absinthe - Page 2

Jane13 · 04-10-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OnixxFilth

Hehe, well, that's just the popular conception of Americans. It's weird- I don't even exercize or anything but I just don't seem to gain weight!

Show off

skoteinh · 04-11-2005, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Deadhymn

actually Skote, you're right! Fat metabolizes alcohol much quicker than muscle. someone with a very high percentage of muscle mass would take more to get drunk than someone without the higher percentage of muscle over fat in their bodies. Imagine what it takes E_E to get drunk.....

Damn! and I was planning on getting him drunk, so I can take advantage of him... but I guess 100 gallons of vodka are not easy to get hold of...

Wait a minute! I don't have to get him drunk, something tells me he'll volunteer...

OnixxFilth · 04-11-2005, 07:42 AM

Sorry, Jane- didn't mean to show off. Don't worry, it'll probably catch up with me when I'm like forty and make me eat my words!

Solumina · 04-11-2005, 11:28 AM

Skote something tells me you're right

MrMaelstrom · 04-12-2005, 06:26 PM

Ahem...I never called anyone fat here [and I haven't got a clue as to your weights people. I'm portuguese, I only understand metric. I'm 1metre71centimetres tall and I weigh 62kilograms (my weight hasn't changed since I was 17). Oui, je suis mighty petite (and a petit mightalot

).]

I just said you couldn't hold your liquor. :twisted:

And regarding that drinking vs. loving thing, you and some girls get me a plane ticket and I'll do a US Slumber Party Tour (I'm a lesbian woman trapped inside an incredibly sexy man's body). :shock:

I'm low maintenance: beer, Mary Jane, and something to cover me at night are all I need (I bring my own shades, so I wear protection).

Solumina · 04-13-2005, 02:57 PM

We just may have to arrange that

OnixxFilth · 04-13-2005, 04:13 PM

A sleeping party, jeez! How old are we? :shock:

MrMaelstrom · 04-13-2005, 04:18 PM

I'm 32...

And I said absolutely NOTHING about sleeping.....

Think about it...

Let it sink in...

There....

Got it now?

MrMaelstrom · 04-13-2005, 05:00 PM

I'm not sure someone your age can handle me (I am not fully housebroken or neutered).

What's your height and weight (in metric, please)? I might have to recalibrate my....er... specifications, yeah, my specs!

Solumina · 04-13-2005, 05:23 PM

I could handle you no problem :twisted:

oh and just so you know I weigh 52.25kg and I'm 1m69cm tall, so calibrate away :wink:

MrMaelstrom · 04-13-2005, 05:47 PM

Solumina: your specs are satisfactory.

Xnguela: everybody's the same height horizontally, didn't you know? And regarding bra size, I lik'em small and perky (look at us) rather than big. But I don't know sizes, as I only do those kinds of measurements by hand and mouth.

MrMaelstrom · 04-13-2005, 06:08 PM

I shrink women's butts and shape them some waist at the rate of -2kg per night (fact). Howzat?

Baby, you are woman enough for me or anyone. My last IQ test rated 133 with only one joint (as opposed to 122 wih 2 joints). My aim is something in the area of 150 with no joints. Meaning: I ain't stupid and can spot a real woman from a decade away. :shock: (yeah, been 'round the block a couple o' times)

Wanna go for a spin? :wink:

skoteinh · 04-14-2005, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

And regarding that drinking vs. loving thing, you and some girls get me a plane ticket and I'll do a US Slumber Party Tour (I'm a lesbian woman trapped inside an incredibly sexy man's body).

Note: Some of us do not live in the US! I protest against discrimination!

(1.72, 75, bum, hips, waist, thighs, the works! I definately would like to lose a couple of kilos, and I like petite guys)

P.S. Edit: this really sounds like a bad commercial... but I'm leaving it, I don't want anybody to think that I get *shudders* "steady dick"

:twisted:

creepylittleshit · 04-14-2005, 03:05 AM

Boy I am glad I get steady dick!!!

WolfMoon · 04-14-2005, 11:37 AM

4 more weeks!

Piss off you buncha teases!

:roll:

MrMaelstrom · 04-14-2005, 12:21 PM

4 weeks to go 'till what?

Tease? I ain't teasing. You girls get me a plane ticket (2-way) and acomodation, and I'll do your maintenance work (pull up to the bumper baby).
Sounds fair to me... Who wants to go 1st?

OnixxFilth · 04-14-2005, 04:33 PM

Hehe, I get steady dick too. It helps when you've been dating a guy for like a year and a half! I have fairly big hips, am around 5'7", weigh something like 125lbs., 36D and am 21. I'm not applying for the Maelstrom sex position, just thought I'd brag a little! :lol:

MrMaelstrom · 04-14-2005, 04:52 PM

Maël sex position? :shock:

I never patented any of my positions, but it's probably not a bad idea...

WolfMoon · 04-16-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

4 weeks to go 'till what?

Tease? I ain't teasing. You girls get me a plane ticket (2-way) and acomodation, and I'll do your maintenance work (pull up to the bumper baby).
Sounds fair to me... Who wants to go 1st?

Well,postpartum stuff.Stitches have to heal,then I have to get fixed.And it'll probably be a couple more weeks after that til I can do anything.So til I heal everyone and everything that exudes sex is purely a tease.

Lucky for you that I'm married.

:wink:

drgnlvr · 04-16-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Yup, yanks can't hold their liquor, much like the english... There's something to that genetic heritage thing after all.

There, this piece of lame xenophobia should get some people warm 'round here.

Oh, BULL! :P

I hold my liquor just fine, TYVM!

...

Usually by the ears. :P

OnixxFilth · 04-16-2005, 05:14 PM

Mael, I didn't mean sex position as in a position you have sex in, I mean you were talking as if having sex with you was a jpb position or something! :lol:

OnixxFilth · 05-10-2005, 09:25 AM

Oh boy, here goes Xnguela on one of her sex convos again! :roll:

Disfunction · 05-26-2005, 07:12 PM

I only took three shots, but I'll admit that it was something heavenly in a perverse and narcotic sense of the word. My first shot when down extraordinarily smoothly, leaving only a subtle taste in its path, while the second shot went down horribly wrong (believe me, there's a good way and a bad way, and I experienced both in a span of minutes). The taste was quite medicinal, sending me into a state of nostalgia to moments of childhood where I puked up a similar tasting creation, but thankfully it was much thinner, allowing for me to rid myself of the taste more promptly. I was smarter with the third shot, where I added a sugar cube, which helped more than I thought it would.

The intoxication itself was of an alien variety (after having had two smirnoff ices to top it off, my 130 pound body shouldn't have held up as well as it did, but somehow I managed.) I had the clarity of mind to be able to type with some definitive efficiency, yet if I took the time to so much as walk toward the stairs, let alone up them, it was about as difficult as trying to piss standing up as a woman; despite lacking the personal experience for this comparison, I've heard stories enough from reliable sources.

Personally, it was the best night of intoxication I had ever suffered (this word chosen purely for the experience of my first ever hang-over the morning after). The lesson learned? 140 proof is good shit. Next time, I'm holding out for 150.

Jane13 · 05-26-2005, 07:29 PM

You're brave, Dis. I think I would have chickened out if I had the chance of actually trying it :oops:

Disfunction · 05-26-2005, 07:40 PM

I probably would have had alcohol poisoning if I wasn't limited to three shots by my sister lol. It was great.