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09-06-2008, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Awkward Sex Experiences
Ok, I've never had sex... (apart from phone sex ;D) lol
But this is a great idea 
Anyway... tell me all about your sex...
EXPERIENCES! that happened to be awkward
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09-06-2008, 11:44 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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This is awesome.
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-Lauren
"Lucifer was an idiot, it wound up lord and master of nothing at all."
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09-06-2008, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Damn right it is.
It was made by MEEE
CALEB
THE BEST THREAD MAKER EVER!
*in case you didn't realise Caleb is my real name*
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09-06-2008, 11:51 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Hmmm.... my most awkward experience is when I lost my virginity, it hurt so much I cried.....then when I asked me if I was crying I denied it.
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09-06-2008, 12:05 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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The first time I had sex it was so awkward. I was with this boy, and I picked up the wrong signals from him (I thought he wanted us to do sex), so i unzipped his pants and he jumped away. We eventually had sex though, but I had to tell him to get it hard first. He had no idea really. He was trying to push his soft penis into my vagina.
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09-06-2008, 12:06 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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*awkward meter breaks*
There is such a thing as too much you know...
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-Lauren
"Lucifer was an idiot, it wound up lord and master of nothing at all."
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09-06-2008, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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09-06-2008, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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The smileys are getting old...
Twas fun while it lasted.
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-Lauren
"Lucifer was an idiot, it wound up lord and master of nothing at all."
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09-06-2008, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Yaaa :/
I tried to find an undeniably funny smiley.. but
It was just gone.
Lets move on to snowcones please?
I regret making this thread.
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09-06-2008, 12:15 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Bergamo - Italy
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we should get Chocolate ice cream that never melt and Wonka bars tbh
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09-06-2008, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Why is that disgusting? This always happens when someone disliked by the majority of Gnet makes a post that isn't particularly unacceptable. A bunch of idiots go:
"OMG THAT IS SO STUPID GAWD"
even when it's not. That's more annoying than anything Unimatrix ever did, it was the same with mindless1.
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09-06-2008, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Bergamo - Italy
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Hm well i really see your point but at this stage i don't quite see the point of sowing any respect to her because she doesn't respect people much ( even though some of us act like an ass). A person who believe to be perfect and never wrong will never see her mistake and either will change.
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09-06-2008, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Being all sexy like with a guy, putting on the appeal, much fondling and foreplay and just as he's really getting into it and we were about to really have some fun, I lifted my head and smacked it into the bottom of the top bunk of his bunk bed...
we ended up watching Scrubs instead.
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09-06-2008, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Bahaha ace
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09-06-2008, 03:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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One time an ex stuck his finger into my pee-hole. That hurt a lot. I tried telling him that was not right. Then one day I jammed my finger into the eye of his snake, he figured out that is not an enjoyable s&m thing to do. Really uncomfortable and frustrating.
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09-06-2008, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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Oooft catch that sounds so painful :/
One dirty indulgence me and my bf partake in is when I piss out of my peehole while he's licking it. Gold everywhere!
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09-06-2008, 09:02 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: The middle of nowhere (Dalton GA)
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Wow... One time I looked back to notice that the door to my bedroom was ajar. After telling the guy (my now ex fiance) that I had closed it, he finally let me go to see what happened. I wrap the blanket around me and walk downstairs in the dark just to hear my baby sister (then 13) scream DON'T LOOK AT ME! ALL I SAW WAS HIS LITTLE HANDS AND YOUR BIG WHITE ASS!! Terrible.
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09-07-2008, 12:41 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
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I think I'm a virgin again ^_^
uhm well
I don't have sex anymore, so I can't talk about any bad experience... I've had some but not awkward enaugh.
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09-07-2008, 12:46 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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What? You can't un-lose you're virginity.
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"Lucifer was an idiot, it wound up lord and master of nothing at all."
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09-07-2008, 12:50 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
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Yeah, I know. I was just joking.
I said that because it's been more than a year since the last time...
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09-07-2008, 12:55 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hell
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How about when a three year old peeks in on you and your S.O. to see what you're doing? Then he loudly shouts "Mommy! Uncle **** has Amber pinned down! He's hurting her because she's crying!" My boyfriend's mom was like "GET OUT OF THERE! AND YOU TWO BEHAVE IN THERE!!" His older sister thought it was hilarious.
It's actually funny, now that I think about it.
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09-07-2008, 03:45 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
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^ -_-!!!
Okay...'He' 'kissed' my neck and ears on the bus..way to school
And later in school's toilet with all those scumbags listening...
thx god,they didn't tape me.
>w<
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09-07-2008, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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I don't think I've had too many "awkward" sex experiences.
Usually they're more explosive and gravity-defying than they are awkward.
When I first started having sex, though, I had a nice habit of hitting my head on EVERYTHING.
I'd smack it on the floor, my headboard, my bookshelf, the wall...
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09-07-2008, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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My first attempt at finger-fucking a chick was pretty funny (for me, anyway). I was too young to have realized yet that yelping doesn't always denote pleasure, and not yet in possession of my current superb hand-eye coordination.
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09-08-2008, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
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myself i havn't had any direct (as in i was the one doing it) embarrasing sexual encounters,(not surprising seeing as my laptop has a better sex life than me)
but i do seem to have an awquard habit of walking in on my friends at innapropriate times, very innapropriate times, as i found out last month...
this is why you never have sex near or on the stairs,(yes linda if your reading this i mean you);
said friend of mine,(called linda) was getting quite steamy with her current bf while perched half on the banister.(from what i know) he'd just got her knickers off when i walked through the front door with her shopping slamming the door as i did so .this made said bf jump about a foot in the air and let go of linda who knocked him over as she fell down the stairs (bf in tow) ending up with her skirt wrapped round her head and an extremly embarrased boyfriend. but what really had me in hysterics was when her white and blue polkadoot knickers floated solemly from the upstaird landing and down onto her (bare)bum .
thankfully both her and the bf were able to see the funny side of it,especcially when i told them about the story from one of my other friends about his girlfriend farting while in the 69 position.
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