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04-28-2009, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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My father was fucking another woman when my mom (his wife) got pregnant with me.
Mom: Honey, I'm pregnant
Father: Well, that's fuckin' lovely.. I've been cheating on you!
The best part? I found out about this when he had a "private" conversation with MY therapist.
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04-28-2009, 07:01 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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......Nope
I've got nothing on that one.
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04-28-2009, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Inside Eva O's uterus...
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Wow. That really bites, Korinna. I'm so sorry about that.
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What's that moving in the basement?
What's that moving in the attic?
Who's that walking in the shadow?
Who's that walking in the streets?
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04-28-2009, 07:16 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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It's all good.. I don't speak to my father. My step-dad is more of a father than he ever was, and that fine by me ^_^
Funny thing is, my mom stayed with my father for another 15 years after that shit went down!
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04-28-2009, 07:29 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Pennsyl Friken Vania
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I can't Look In Mirrors Because I Have A Terrible Fear Something Will Pop Up Behind Me. : \
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04-28-2009, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xXScreamPainXx
I can't Look In Mirrors Because I Have A Terrible Fear Something Will Pop Up Behind Me. : \
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That thing is me! Or Duane.
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04-28-2009, 07:49 PM
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#832
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Boo!!!!!!!
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04-28-2009, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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No, Duane would probably shatter the mirror.
JAY-KAY!
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04-28-2009, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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I can turn invisible when no one is looking!
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04-28-2009, 07:53 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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NO WAY!
(more letters)
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04-28-2009, 07:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by korinna5555
NO WAY!
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Way! He can't even look at himself when he does it!
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04-28-2009, 07:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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I am a natural reddish-blonde but color my hair a darker red because of an unfortunate resemblence to Courtney Love during my teen years
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04-28-2009, 07:59 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Ouch, poor Molly.....
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04-28-2009, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Hahahaha that so reminds me of a movie.
Another fact: I met the head of the French Navy once.
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"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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04-28-2009, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Thank the universe she had enough plastic surgery that I not longer need to budget for Clairol.
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04-28-2009, 08:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Hey Korinna, guess what! I killed ceiling cat, barbecued it and ate it off a silver platter! What now!!!
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04-28-2009, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Duane, are you related to Uni?
Molly, you should dye your hair with henna!
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04-28-2009, 08:07 PM
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#843
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Thankfully not, but anyways, Duane wouldn't harm a living animal.
I love Pink Floyd.
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04-28-2009, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Keegan's mother becomes irate when Keegan speaks in third person.
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04-28-2009, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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You speak only in 2nd person because you want to be different from all of you.
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04-28-2009, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Whateva, whateva, Keegan's mother can't control Duane, Duane does what Duane wants.
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04-28-2009, 08:12 PM
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#847
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I love I, and I, and I. And Jah loves all of Is and mes.
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04-28-2009, 08:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Duane loves Duane, because Duane is Duane. Now a word from Duane's sponsor Bob Dole.
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04-28-2009, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Inside Eva O's uterus...
Posts: 364
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I snap my fingers with my pointer and thumb instead of middle finger. Always have.
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What's that moving in the basement?
What's that moving in the attic?
Who's that walking in the shadow?
Who's that walking in the streets?
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04-28-2009, 08:23 PM
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#850
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I can only snap with my right hand.
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