Hooray for me.

[The Minister Saint-Fond]

For the dozens of adoring fans I have out there, my nasty, pro-American, pro-environmental, pro-human rights blog has been updated.

http://spaces.msn.com/members/BitterEngineer/

(warning: some of the humor is a little dirty. 18 and up is probably a good idea. Also, if you like France, you probably won't like it.)
It is my deepest hope that now my coworkers will stop asking me to update it every day.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Now maybe you can explain why out of the Plethora of Nifty Pics you have on there, you managed to go round the world without taking one single Photo of yourself..

Tease.

[The Minister Saint-Fond]

And also, to answer my dear, sweet, EPS, whom I miss terribly (I'm sorry I've been away so long), I would be happy to suggest several anal-friendly surfaces, but most of my suggestions would probably earn me a restraining order. ^_^