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03-06-2009, 01:50 PM
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#251
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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that shits bricks
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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03-06-2009, 07:14 PM
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#252
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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..which are actually rare and valuable brick octopi eggs..
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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03-06-2009, 08:03 PM
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#253
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 182
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...that I bough in Cosovo, New Jersey....
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03-07-2009, 07:13 AM
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#254
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Along with some magic beans that would grow the largest ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!. 
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03-12-2009, 07:26 AM
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#255
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nowhere, New Mexico
Posts: 304
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Human child from the ground that has not been seen since The 50 story woman. I thought the beans were more for some sort of high, so I....
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I know nothing of God... Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that wuold damn or save my soul...
~*~Angelic Vision of Distruction~*~
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03-12-2009, 11:54 AM
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#256
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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showed them to a botanist to see what the beans actually were, but the botanist ate them and got explosive flatuence which ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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03-20-2009, 10:50 PM
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#257
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nowhere, New Mexico
Posts: 304
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Blew me out of the shop and into the street, where there was a mass invasion of...
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I know nothing of God... Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that wuold damn or save my soul...
~*~Angelic Vision of Distruction~*~
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03-21-2009, 07:24 AM
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#258
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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man eating beach balls from venus who ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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03-22-2009, 03:25 PM
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#259
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: in your mind
Posts: 8
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urinated on the american flag, the police reacted to this by...
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03-22-2009, 11:04 PM
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#260
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 32
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making out with a group of nudists who just so happened to...
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03-24-2009, 11:28 AM
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#261
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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to be 12ft tall man eating Yeti`s who were on a ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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03-26-2009, 05:16 PM
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#262
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
Posts: 86
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Who were on a giant Ferris Wheel. Which came loose on November the fifth. Which also became a masked man who recited a....
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03-26-2009, 07:05 PM
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#263
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Sometimes home, more time away.
Posts: 234
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. . poem that only he could understand since he recited it by mime and in Clingon, by then other Clingon mimes had gathered for the . .
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03-27-2009, 09:42 AM
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#264
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Annual Klingon picnic where they feasted on plenty of Gagh and blood wine and M&Ms (minus the brown ones) where they would ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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03-27-2009, 10:37 AM
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#265
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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often hold tea parties for their neighbours.
Unfortunately one day something stupendously terrible happened at one of the aforementioned tea parties. They all sat down, and then suddenly.....
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On candystripe legs the spiderman comes, softly through the shadow of the evening sun.
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead.
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
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03-29-2009, 07:21 PM
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#266
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Sometimes home, more time away.
Posts: 234
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realised someone had removed the red M&Ms instead of the brown ones! The pleasant tea party quickly developed into an all out riot which caused several...
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03-30-2009, 05:55 AM
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#267
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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fatalities which was not a result of the aforementioned melee, but down to someone's bad cooking, leaving something undercooked which was ...
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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04-28-2009, 02:57 PM
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#268
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
Posts: 86
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The very tea they were drinking.
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04-28-2009, 05:57 PM
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#269
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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I'm jogging down this street and I step on a hornet's nest somehow and now they're swarming around stinging me so I picked up a harmonica and...
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04-28-2009, 06:04 PM
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#270
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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sang the blues..
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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04-28-2009, 06:09 PM
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#271
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Inside Eva O's uterus...
Posts: 364
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Quote:
Originally Posted by korinna5555
sang the blues..
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...which sent the bees off into the distance, where Christina Ricci took one and held it, modeling for Mark Ryden, who...
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What's that moving in the basement?
What's that moving in the attic?
Who's that walking in the shadow?
Who's that walking in the streets?
-Christian Death
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04-28-2009, 06:33 PM
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#272
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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...turned into a 50 foot monster and rampaged through downtown Seattle! It was at this moment that a hobo had an epiphany and realized...
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04-28-2009, 06:38 PM
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#273
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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he should join Gnet, as the user Beowulf!
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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04-28-2009, 06:39 PM
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#274
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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At that moment Korinna finished a sentence but did NOT start a new sentence for someone else to finish because...
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04-28-2009, 06:40 PM
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#275
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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she's super-special like that, and deserves to be..
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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